Darth Groovy Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 The purpose of this thread is to share your worst pick-up line. The thing that makes it unique, is that the pick up line actually had to work....seriously. I'll start off. At one point in my life I used to live in this slimey mudhole called Pekin, IL. It was a redneck town with a population of about 3,000. The only acceptible vehicles to drive were Mustangs and pick up trucks. Fortunate for me, I already had a pick up truck before moving to Mayberry Pekin. Anyways, since nobody in that town can drive, I had two accidents. One was do to a very slippery street, where I was sandwiched by two good ole' boys at a stoplight. Another, was kind of embarasing....well I was looking at this hot girl in a parking lot, and failed to see that a thunderbird had stopped dead in front of me. Anyways, the point of this is, that the grill fell off the front of my truck after the second accident. Since I was waiting on insurance to pay for the damage....in the meantime, I just drove around with the grill in the back of the truck. One time me and some of my hillbilly freinds were driving around in my truck, and I was actaully riding in the back for a change. We stopped at a red light, next to some really cute girls in a convertable. At that point I picked up the grill, held it up and say "Hey, do you girls want to grill some steaks?" The other girls had this look of anguish, yet one girl told us to pull over at the next light. We exchanged numbers, set up a date, and by the next afternoon we made love like rabbits. I was told by some friends of hers that she was the "hard-to-get" one when she was in High School. How in the world did I pick up a girl with such a horrible line? Please share your stories. (disclaimer: this thread is designed for all sexes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 "wanna sex eachother?" I heard a guy use that in a bar once. oh, just got what you meant. MY worst pic up line. well this is probably the worst I've ever used. "did you draw that? It's pretty, kinda like you. ;)" smooth sith, real smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 Originally posted by InsaneSith I heard a guy use that in a bar once. No man, your missing the point. What is YOUR worst pick up line? And it had to work, at least enough to get a valid phone number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 i'm a geek and so i don't know much about pickup lines... but there's a really good one: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 Originally posted by DrMcCoy i'm a geek and so i don't know much about pickup lines... but there's a really good one: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" I almost want to try that one next time I go to the bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 rofl, that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 I used this one as a joke once. I was in a bar with friends and noticed a girl sitting at the other end of a room with her friends. We both knew each other and joked around a lot so I decided to do it for fun. I pointed my finger up and beckoned her to me with the old "finger fish hook" routine. When she came along I said to her: "I made you come with my finger, what do you think I could do with that?" pointing downwards. We all laughed and then she sat down next to me and we started talking and laughing. And hour later we ended up making out, so I guess it worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JofaGuht Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 My worst line?: "Hello" Has not worked once yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptdc Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Originally posted by JofaGuht "Hello" Yours is better than mine. I haven't used any and it's never worked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 I don't really have one I've ever used, so I'm gonna go against the point of the thread and suggest: Those pants are rather becoming on you, of course if take them off I'll becoming on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 I just get drunk and then announce to everyone that when I give a guy a blowjob I swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Natty I just get drunk and then announce to everyone that when I give a guy a blowjob I swallow. ...this forum starts to feel like good ol' irc (and like good not-so-ol' bash.org)... ... care to come to braunschweig in germany? i'm practically always at home... ... and then i see you're male, 60 years old and weight 250kg... (or and fbi-agents...) ... (talking about threads always becoming off-topics... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 31, 2004 Author Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Natty I just get drunk and then announce to everyone that when I give a guy a blowjob I swallow. I bet your the life of the party. All I have to say to that is....Jeezum Crow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy I bet your the life of the party. All I have to say to that is....Jeezum Crow! Some of the things I've said while drunk... I'm not really sure I should repeat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 31, 2004 Author Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Natty Some of the things I've said while drunk... I'm not really sure I should repeat them. My advice to you is avoid alcohol at all costs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoshMeister Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Natty I just get drunk and then announce to everyone that when I give a guy a blowjob I swallow. o man wtf is this sh*t, ewwwww natty and anythin' remotely sex related in same sentence... ewwwwwwwwwwww anywayz ma fost line woz 2 a nice girl.. not fat.. in a bar. i woz like "man shes gud" to my m8, and he told me 2 go 4 it. SO i goz up to that bitch and used ma line.. "hey babe ah've shit me pants.. CAN I GET IN YOURS??". o man she fell for it instantly an we hit it off well. l8r that nite we did a bit of fun and nvr saw her gain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by YoshMeister o man wtf is this sh*t, ewwwww natty and anythin' remotely sex related in same sentence... ewwwwwwwwwwww anywayz ma fost line woz 2 a nice girl.. not fat.. in a bar. i woz like "man shes gud" to my m8, and he told me 2 go 4 it. SO i goz up to that bitch and used ma line.. "hey babe ah've shit me pants.. CAN I GET IN YOURS??". o man she fell for it instantly an we hit it off well. l8r that nite we did a bit of fun and nvr saw her gain. I'm scared of doing the grammar thing because I think spokes' o' pot will start shouting again, but whatever. Did it ever occur to you that this 'bitch' may be a guy? Or stupid. Either way, that line doesn't get girls, it gets psychopaths and fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mort-Hog Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 will start houting again shouting. did it ever occur to you that this 'bitch' may be a guy? Did. Either way, that line doesn't get girls, it get's gets. No apostrophe. 'get's' means 'get is'. psycopaths and fish. psychopaths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 31, 2004 Author Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by YoshMeister o man wtf is this sh*t, ewwwww natty and anythin' remotely sex related in same sentence... ewwwwwwwwwwww anywayz ma fost line woz 2 a nice girl.. not fat.. in a bar. i woz like "man shes gud" to my m8, and he told me 2 go 4 it. SO i goz up to that bitch and used ma line.. "hey babe ah've shit me pants.. CAN I GET IN YOURS??". o man she fell for it instantly an we hit it off well. l8r that nite we did a bit of fun and nvr saw her gain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Darth Groovy My advice to you is avoid alcohol at all costs. But it tastes so good I'll give up smoking first, then give up alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 Originally posted by Natty Some of the things I've said while drunk... I'm not really sure I should repeat them. Come on, tell! You know you want to. We won't tell anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 1, 2004 Author Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie Come on, tell! You know you want to. We won't tell anyone. PLEASE tell me your going to save what she says for some sick practical joke? Else I shall be forced to shun you for eternity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Originally posted by Mort-Hog shouting. Did. gets. No apostrophe. 'get's' means 'get is'. psychopaths Aww! That was uncalled for! And Natty, smoking kills, alcohol doesn't (much, and don't no one come up with crappy statistics) and plus, getting drunk is just plain fun! Smoking will give you lung cancer and heart failure, so kids, whatever you do, don't smoke, not unless you wanna look cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mort-Hog Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 - In the US in 1996, there were 110 640 alcohol-related deaths. That's a rate of 32.2 per 100 000. - Every year, about 8 000 babies are born with fetal alcohol syndrome, a combination of physical and mental defects and is the most common cause of mental retardation. - Drink driving causes 2500 accidents every year, about 270 of which are fatal. - Approximately 1.4 million drivers were arrested in 2001 for driving under the influence of alcohol. This is an arrest rate of 1 for every 137 licensed drivers in the United States. - 80% of cases of domestic abuse and battering involve alcohol abuse. Or are those statistics too crappy for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Boy, I sure hope some dumbass doesn't come along and give me a whole pile of money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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