Sivy Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 "my god you're annoying... i'd shag you so hard!" i said that to a waitress while i worked at pizza hut. she replied "sounds good" then i got scared and ran away only joking we just carried on flirting for months... then she left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 They're sexual... I shouldn't repeat because of the kiddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 6, 2004 Share Posted September 6, 2004 Under 12's need parental permission to come here. All of them would probably lie about their age, which means they're mature enough to hear you're stuff, Natty. So spill the beans. Plus, it can't be much worse than mine (read above). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 The one where you hope no one will give you money? Best not to let the kiddies see that, manipulative or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Probably my worst one was one night I was out drinking, of course off my face. I apperantly called my friend in Sydney and literally screamed "I LOVE YOU WILL YOU **** ME??? TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND **** ME" I don't even remember it, except the next day on MSN he was like "Ummm Natty... do you remember calling me last night?" and of course with me having a splitting headache hardly remembered a thing, other than running off to a sex shop to buy a birthday present for my gay best friend at one stage. Anyway he told me what I had said and I though Oh...My...GAWD. Of course, later in the year I went to Sydney and in my last night we got drunk and we ended up having a "lets lick chocolate icecream off eachother" session in my hotel room. As it is, I still supposedly owe him a blowjob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 See, that wasn't so... what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 simply isn't sufficient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 This is why I never come in here *sigh* I've never used a pick-up line myself, but the one I've always thought was funniest goes like this: "Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?" The clubs I go to, a Led Zeppelin reference in a chat up line would probably get me a shag actually.. brb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by LucasTones This is why I never come in here *sigh* That the only reason? Because I'm sure with time, you could come up with about 6 more reasons, if not more. I suppose it doesn't help when you come in here and walk straight into a thread like this. Then again, it's hard not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 I've never ever used a chat up line, if I did they'd just go "With you? In your dreams loser!" Meh. The worst one I can think of though is "I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi That the only reason? Because I'm sure with time, you could come up with about 6 more reasons, if not more. I'd say 6.5632 reasons, no more, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi See, that wasn't so... what the hell? See? I told you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 D-d-d-d-don't worry, I-i-i-i'm not t-t-traumat-t-tised... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 8, 2004 Share Posted September 8, 2004 Originally posted by Joshi D-d-d-d-don't worry, I-i-i-i'm not t-t-traumat-t-tised... I'm swowwy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshi Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 Originally posted by Natty I'm swowwy Don't worry, I've heard things that'll make your hair curl (unless it's already curled, and then... it'll just scare you ****less) But I won't utter them here, the FBI is still on me about the last time I tried something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted September 9, 2004 Share Posted September 9, 2004 No I have to beg you to tell.... altough I'm still kinda in shock over that last one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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