NiKo Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 okay, so I work at a record store... and some funny (but not for me) stuff happened today. 1. One of my co-workers points to a 'Dana International' CD (a famous transvestite, he/she won for Israel in one of the eurovisions some years back) and he says with a smile "what do you say about my aunt?" so I naturally think he's joking around and say "I've slept with her" then his face becomes all serious and he repeats "she's my mothers sister...!" I almost died of embarrasment. I dont think he likes me anymore. Besides, isnt she suposed to be his sisters BROTHER? oh well... 2. I had to carry a heavy stereo to the cash register, and on the way i accidently nudged an old jiddish guy next to the classical music stand. he started to push me violently and swear at me in yiddish...and made a HUGE mess next to everyone, making it look like I was pushing him or something. I hope I dont get fired... 3. A fine girl comes to the store, with a mighty fine ass. and a pair of pants that dont intend to hide it. so she's looking at some CDs, and I pretend to be fixing something on the floor right behind her, so I can have a nice look at that ass. so there I am, hypnotised by this magnificent ass, when this little 5 year old girl comes infront of me and asks innocently "whatcha looking at?", then the ass girl turns around and sees me with my face staring at her ass. embar-ass-ing! 4. I'm helping a few sweet old ladies in the Jazz section. A stuardess comes in and comes to me with some DVD porn. and she asks me completely calm "is this like erotic crap or is it really hardcore porn?" and I'm like "umm, well...it's interactive porn" "what does that mean?" "it means that you're like kinda in controll of everything that happens or something" "so I can decide when It's time to suck **** and when it's time to take it in the ***?" I look uncormtobly (sp?) at the old ladies still standing next to me gasping, and I say "umm...yeah something like that I guess, I dont know" and then says "Do you think this is good enough to masturbate to?" at that point I was already a sweaty mess all I could hack out of my dry throat was "...masturbate..." and then she said thank you and left the store with 3 porn DVDs the old ladies gave me a disaproving look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrik Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 I suppose I should ask before someone else does. Was the stewardess hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted September 18, 2004 Author Share Posted September 18, 2004 she had a stewardess outfit and she held porn in her hands how could she not be hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 Dana International is fabulous *insert cheering emoticon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 no worries, Niko, we've all done some crazy **** to get a look at a nice ass. and, hey, at least the old ladies weren't buying the porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Natty Dana International is fabulous *insert cheering emoticon* you mean she's known not only here in israel? Chris, yeah we've all done crazy things to get a good look. have you ever tried tying mirrors to your shoes, so you can look up skirts while talking to the girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by NiKo you mean she's known not only here in israel? Chris, yeah we've all done crazy things to get a good look. have you ever tried tying mirrors to your shoes, so you can look up skirts while talking to the girls? nah, too complex. but i HAVE layed on the ground, pretending like i'm tired, in my friends room, catching a glimpse of her friends who are jumping up and down. that, by the way, was accidental, but a happy accident, if you know what i mean. this same friend of mine has a trampoline. meow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Mmmm...girls on trampolines...with bubbles floating around the room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by NiKo you mean she's known not only here in israel? Chris, yeah we've all done crazy things to get a good look. have you ever tried tying mirrors to your shoes, so you can look up skirts while talking to the girls? In the land of drag queens and gay friends you kind of can't help but find out who Dana International is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by Guybrush122 no worries, Niko, we've all done some crazy **** to get a look at a nice ass. well, i haven't... but i did some crazy **** to get a look at a nice notebook (and also to get a look at strange sourcecode)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted September 22, 2004 Author Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by DrMcCoy well, i haven't... but i did some crazy **** to get a look at a nice notebook (and also to get a look at strange sourcecode)... and I guess the image of giggling girls jumping on trampolines with bubbles floating around the room does nothing for you either...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 well, if you substitute girls with notebooks and "jumping on trampolines" with "located on my desk" and "bubbles floating around the room" with "in a dark room"... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elTee Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Dana International is (was) pretty famous all over the place - I mean, a transvestite winning Eurovision?? Also, at the time, that song was pretty funky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Originally posted by DrMcCoy well, if you substitute girls with notebooks and "jumping on trampolines" with "located on my desk" and "bubbles floating around the room" with "in a dark room"... ... stop it...you're turning me on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 and i like my ti83+... ...now image a ti83+ on a towel on the beach... the hot sun, the pink towel and the hooot ti83+... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 you like texas instruments huh? heh heh heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted September 23, 2004 Share Posted September 23, 2004 I have like a TI 32 Mark II. Oooooh Baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 24, 2004 Share Posted September 24, 2004 i know someone who has a ti-voyager... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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