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Emilia got voted off Australian Idol. I'm so happy, now if only that bald freak can go next week I'll be extra happy and will become a born again catholic who will go to church every week and won't have sex again till I'm married. Hell I won't even KISS a guy until I get married (in which sense will probably be never)

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Originally posted by Natty

Emilia got voted off Australian Idol. I'm so happy, now if only that bald freak can go next week I'll be extra happy and will become a born again catholic who will go to church every week and won't have sex again till I'm married. Hell I won't even KISS a guy until I get married (in which sense will probably be never)

 

If there really was a God, these stupid television shows would have gotten a touch of his wrath by now.

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I believe that these stupid pop idol shows started in the UK, though I could be wrong.

If the UK is to blame, I would like to apologise on behalf of a nation. Measures are being taken.

 

*cocks shotgun at ITV boss*

 

They are being taken as we speak.

 

For you non-British folk (and you do exist, or so I'm told) ITV is our channel 3, and it stands for...

for...

 

Hmm. WTF does it stand for...? The "TV" part can't stand for television cos thats 1 word...

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if there really is a god...then how come:

 

1) ruben won american idol 2

2) fantasia won american idol 3

3) meksilon was conceived, then spawned by some evil woman

4) half the people i know are sadistic

5) my private lesson teacher told me my lesson was today when it's actually tomorrow and so i had to sit around and take the late bus home :mad:

 

perhaps it isn't God, but merely a CEO pulling the strings?

 

this is true...damn mark burnett! :swear: no, j/k. he's too stupid to have come up with the brilliant idea that is american/australian/wadeva-an idol. oh yeah. did anyone watch that world idol that was on a long time ago? i think kelly clarkson came in second, and some guy from belgium won. :confused: that was really dumb.

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Originally posted by Mr Flibble

I believe that these stupid pop idol shows started in the UK, though I could be wrong.

A good friend told me they did.

Originally posted by Mr Flibble

If the UK is to blame, I would like to apologise on behalf of a nation.

It's little consolation, but the effort is appreciated.

 

Now, could a Dutchman please come and apologize for Big Bro?

 

I don't think I can blame Americans for the crappy German adaptions of Cops... but I do blame them for talkshows.

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They're wiping this world clean of solid drama TV shows is what they're doing. They're all poonanny vaginafaces. GAAA!!!! I hate TV. You know what was good? Touching Evil. But THAT'S NOT ON ANYMORE. You know why? Because poonanny vaginafaces are taking over the world. You're God is letting that happen. GRRR.

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Originally posted by Das Mole

i don't think either one of them should've won it. i think it should've been jasmine...but sadly, nobody else agreed :(

 

I agree :p It should have been Diana and Jasmine in the final. Fantasia should have gone weeks earlier. She's crap.

 

Overseas people are probably lucky they're not seeing Aus Idol. Marty's crap and needs to **** off. I'm sick of his bald head, kareoke at the pub voice (Shannon Noll does it better) and the fact that when he smiles he looks like Joker from Batman minus the makeup. He needs to LEAVE! :mad:

 

I'm in love with Anthony, he's hot and he's from my hometown. Hmmmmm hot and Italian... One of my friends has sung with him before. YAY! Problem is, sometimes he looks like Gareth Gates and that depresses me :(

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when he smiles he looks like Joker from Batman minus the makeup

 

:lol:

 

i hope they don't have another american idol over here...if they do, i will kill myself. it is absolutely pointless now. they've completely worn it out, and i don't think i'll even watch it this time around. maybe for the first week or two, so i can see all the bad singers, but who cares about the final ten or twelve. by the time you get to the finale, you're so sick of all these people. plus, i hate their little "sh!t bits" when they get to the end...if you've watched american idol, you'll know what i mean.

 

yeah...i think kelly clarkson has to be the best singer they've had on there yet. none of the other season's singers can compare. she was the best they've ever had, and what's the point of having another season if they're not going to get someone better every year. i absolutely detest clay aiken and ruben studdard...and nobody's even heard from fantasia since she won...i highly doubt the next winner would come out of american idol with anything at all except their 15 minutes of fame.

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Ricki-Lee got voted off last night. The whole of Australia was in shock. I'm in shock.

 

WHY IS MARTY STILL THERER??????? GET RID OF HIM PLEASE!

 

Kelly is fab, I love her new single. The one Avril wrote for her (or she wrote with Avril? I can't remember all I know is Avril played some part in it) She's the only Idol from overseas that's released stuff. Actually, Gareth Gates, the runnerup from the first UK Idol released his crap over here last year. It did poorly too which I was happy about. I remember seeing him on different TV shows and I was like "WTF? Does he have a personality?" He bores the crap out of me. And then last year after World Idol, Kurt Neilson's stuff got played a bit, but I don't think it was actually released here.

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Kelly is fab, I love her new single. The one Avril wrote for her (or she wrote with Avril? I can't remember all I know is Avril played some part in it)

 

yeah, i like it too. it was that avril wrote it, and then kelly clarkson sang it. i think it's on the princess diaries 2 soundtrack...not that it has anything to do with princesses or ponies..

 

that's what i don't get. why do they have songs on soundtracks that have absolutely nothing to do with the movie? you could probably find dirrty by christina aguilera on the soundtrack for the movie titanic...despite the fact that titanic came out 4 or 5 years before that song did...but i mean, that's how ridiculous some soundtracks are....it's really weird.

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I've had Carwash by Christina Aguilera stuck in my head all morning :p

 

Anyway I really should go and have a shower. Days Of Our Lives is on in 40mins and I am soooooooooooo enthralled by the Salam Stalker. Marlana just stabbed Doug in the neck in the cemerary and he's just died. I'm so in love with these eps. Even though I hear it winds up dodgy soon, with flying coffins and stuff.

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