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Yeah, um, disturbing, yeah. disgracefull I'll take two packs of six, make it snappy, I haven't got all day!ahem. And I wouldn't buy them of course cause I'm not a woman and I don't piss my pant's, hah, who would have thought I'd buy super absorbant period-pants to soak up my accidents? Not that I have any accidents, I'd just hang them on my wall. Erm, which I obviously can't do because I've not ordered any, I'm just sayin' is all. Stop staring at me. :indif::p

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Originally posted by Guybrush122

you've been harmed by a female in close proximity already, haven't you? :p

Actually, all but one of them laughed.

Several of them confirmed just how true it was, which wasn't particularly pleasant...

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drmccoy@Tchibo:~$ dict joke
4 definitions found

From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 [gcide]:

 Joke \Joke\, v. i. [L. jocari.]
    To do something for sport, or as a joke; to be merry in words
    or actions; to jest.
    [1913 Webster]

          He laughed, shouted, joked, and swore.   --Macaulay.

    Syn: To jest; sport; rally; banter. See {Jest}.
         [1913 Webster]

From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 [gcide]:

 Joke \Joke\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. {Joked}; p. pr. & vb. n.
    {Joking}.]
    To make merry with; to make jokes upon; to rally; to banter;
    as, to joke a comrade.
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From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 [gcide]:

 Joke \Joke\, n. [L. jocus. Cf {Jeopardy}, {Jocular}, {Juggler}.]
    [1913 Webster]
    1. Something said for the sake of exciting a laugh; something
       witty or sportive (commonly indicating more of hilarity or
       humor than jest); a jest; a witticism; as, to crack
       good-natured jokes.
       [1913 Webster]

             And gentle dullness ever loves a joke. --Pope.
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             Or witty joke our airy senses moves
             To pleasant laughter.                 --Gay.
       [1913 Webster]

    2. Something not said seriously, or not actually meant;
       something done in sport.
       [1913 Webster]

             Inclose whole downs in walls, 't is all a joke.
                                                   --Pope.
       [1913 Webster]

    {In joke}, in jest; sportively; not meant seriously.

    {Practical joke}. See under {Practical}.
       [1913 Webster]

From WordNet (r) 2.0 (August 2003) [wn]:

 joke
     n 1: a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter;
          "he told a very funny joke"; "he knows a million gags";
          "thanks for the laugh"; "he laughed unpleasantly at
          hisown jest"; "even a schoolboy's jape is supposed to
          have some ascertainable point" [syn: {gag}, {laugh},
          {jest}, {jape}]
     2: activity characterized by good humor [syn: {jest},
        {jocularity}]
     3: a ludicrous or grotesque act done for fun and amusement
        [syn: {antic}, {prank}, {trick}, {caper}, {put-on}]
     4: a triviality not to be taken seriously; "I regarded his
        campaign for mayor as a joke"
     v 1: tell a joke; speak humorously; "He often jokes even when he
          appears serious" [syn: {jest}]
     2: act in a funny or teasing way [syn: {jest}]
drmccoy@Tchibo:~$ 

 

...oh yeah, very funny indead... :D

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Hmm, this seems like the perfect topic to pop into and say hi.

 

Very Disturbing indeed.

 

And I must say as I remember you, you are all very nice people.

Yes

 

 

Anyway, Howdy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*runs into wall - remember the fun we had doing that*

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