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A couple of months ago in my town, there was a bit of a turf war going on 'twixt the Chavs and the Pikeys. A 13-yr old got shot. No, really.

Turns out the Chavs had been shouting abuse at the Pikeys and one of them threw an apple core into the car the Pikeys were in. They came back and shot him.

 

Bloody Chavs. Bloody Pikeys. :rolleyes:

Still, I'd happily put them in a field, arm them and let it sort itself out.

 

 

 

...what? :D

 

B.

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never heard em called chav's before... i just always called em townies...

 

What with the current state of Swindon & Wollwich (2 places i spend a lot of time) I was starting to think i would have to buy a baseball cap, a white tracksuit and white trainers just so i could blend in unnoticed...

 

sigh...

 

hopefully evolution will kick in and everyone who wears baseball caps will get killed by some form of baseball cap virus...

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Originally posted by Leper Messiah

where in the uk u from? u prolly know them by a different name

 

Yeah, just look at any british high street around 6pm and you will see packs of them roaming around. Usually denoted by marking of baseball caps, shiny tracksuits (usually white) and white trainers.

Often seen having screaming matches with girls in new look outfits and short skirts (usually girls who are too fat to wear short skirts, even in sub zero temperatures... ;-) )

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Originally posted by Leper Messiah

where in the uk u from? u prolly know them by a different name

 

I live in Oxford, no idea where in Britain it is. >.>

 

The only gang I've heard of though is the F34Rless crew, and almost everyone wears white trainers, baseball caps and shiny jackets. :xp:

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Originally posted by Captain Wilson

chavs are scals or scallies.

 

Bunch of wankers, the lot of them.

 

grand when you get the 12 yearolds trying to pick fights with you tho

 

lol yeah you know if i ever do get confronted by the leigons of older brothers and mates ive been threatened with ill be in serious trouble :D

 

i notice the girls are divided into two groups - the "Oh common Luke ee aint wurf it!" or the shrill and highly annoying "It 'im Darren!" types allthough both groups can shout "OI CHARDONNAY!" from one end of a high street to the other

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Now now, Leper Messiah, you're straying into general Sharon/Tracey/Darren/Trevor territory now, not just the chavs ;)

 

I used to dislike them when I was younger the same way I do the chavs now. You couldn't go out on a Friday night with long hair and a Slayer t-shirt without these d*cks looking at you like you as if you've walked into their living room on Christmas day and p*ssed on their kids. :rolleyes:

 

//breathes

 

:)B.

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Originally posted by •-BLaCKouT-•

Now now, Leper Messiah, you're straying into general Sharon/Tracey/Darren/Trevor territory now, not just the chavs ;)

 

I used to dislike them when I was younger the same way I do the chavs now. You couldn't go out on a Friday night with long hair and a Slayer t-shirt without these d*cks looking at you like you as if you've walked into their living room on Christmas day and p*ssed on their kids. :rolleyes:

 

//breathes

 

:) B.

 

lol, sorry to divert from the beaten track :D

 

they can look all they want (and indeed they do) very rare somethin happens though, someone might mutter something along the lines of "bloody goths" (and for some reason anyone they dont like in my area seems to fall under their definition of goth) or in very rare instances something will be thrown once youve gone quite a way past them. i really hate the way they pick on younger kids and the elderly and people who cant defend themselves from them. to you and i theyre an annoyance but imagine being helpless against them - must be horrible *goes to find a chavs grave to spit on*

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