Sivy Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 ********* ****** ******** elmo anyway, back onto topic sleeping with geography teachers and naming your child Rubella ... er i never liked geography
Sivy Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 all the geography teachers i've had (meaning by taught by, not slept with) looked the same. green tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows. thick-rimmed glasses, beards and boring monotone voices.
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 stop talking, man, i think yufster is getting hot again. hey, and it rhymes. ^^ cool.
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 ...one of "my" geography teachers was female, ~ 60 years old and boring like hell... and she was as stupid as mashed potatoes; she was even too stupid to operate a tv, whined for ~ 30 minutes that it doesn't work, the problem being that she forgot to switch it on!
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 you must have been lucky that she was female. this way you could easily 'cheer her up' without getting in trouble because of your sexual preferences.
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 Quote Originally posted by RayJones you must have been lucky that she was female. this way you could easily 'cheer her up' without getting in trouble because of your sexual preferences. O_o ...firstly, you don't know about my sexual preferences (...maybe i'm straight... or i'm gay... or i'm bi... ) ...secondly, i didn't want to 'cheer her up', quite the contrary, i laughed in her face... ...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 Quote Originally posted by DrMcCoy i laughed in her face... yesyes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means. lil' mccoy's first fellatio *is not REALLY annoyed by aliens sig ;D* fun fun fuuuunnnnnnn!!
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 Quote Originally posted by RayJones yesyes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means. lil' mccoy's first fellatio . . . ...ewwww... ...she was nearly 60 and i was ~13... ...ewwww... ...i did not have any sexual relations with that woman...
Fender Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 Quote Originally posted by Alien426 Thank god that guy isn't around anymore. I mean, Nightwish? Seriously! Whats wrong with Nightwish, their early stuff is classic! And yes I know Tristiania, my mate is a massive fan of them, but I haven't heard enough to post judgement. Do you know any After Forever, as they have been confirmed for a fest I am going to and I want to know what album I should buy to check them out.
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 Quote Originally posted by DrMcCoy i did not have any sexual relations with that woman... err.. yes yes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means. 't was hard, longlasting, wetty and sweatty. and she swallowed EVERY LITTLE DRIP. ^^
Fealiks Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 ROFL!! you're just sick. ) ===3 | ) J (_____ my terrible letter BJ Xp [edit] oh, it turned out wrong [/code]
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 you meant to do this: | ? | ==|96yu=f) | the question mark is a tattoo...and so is the smiley face
Darth Groovy Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Seriously....does ANYONE remember what this thread is about?
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 sexual experiences, with teachers, if you like so. ^^
CapNColostomy Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 I have fallen in love with this thread. What can I say? I have a soft spot for retarded people.
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 how'd you came in here? typing in "sex + retards" at the search page?
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 i thought you were just following the smell of old tweed and sweat.
Sivy Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 that is true Raymondo... however my sense of smell is not so good at the moment due to a head cold. so I had to use my initiative.
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Quote Originally posted by RayJones 't was hard, longlasting, wetty and sweatty. and she swallowed EVERY LITTLE DRIP. ^^ no no, that was my physics teacher, not my geography teacher... i hate geography, but i _love_ physics...
Fealiks Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Hhmm, why is it that everyone but me is getting off/making love with their teachers? meh. *humps Geography teacher* Oh wait, thats a man ........ :/ *humps geography female stand in* Do bi's have sex with shims?
Darth Groovy Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Quote Originally posted by CapNColostomy I have fallen in love with this thread. What can I say? I have a soft spot for retarded people. We'll sell you Fealiks.... Throw us a price, let's do this!
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 there are these fine 2 bucks burning a deep hole into my pocket. .. i'd spend them, if he takes fealiks. plus he can have one selected item of my pantee collection if he also shoots him in the face. deal?
Mr Flibble Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 Hey, I want a piece of that. The deal, not the sex with geography teachers. I'll throw in my collection of ASCII art. ........................./´¯/) ......................,/¯..// ...................../..../ / ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´(..´......,~/'...') .........\.................\/..../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ I never cared for art.
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