Sivy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 ********* ****** ******** elmo anyway, back onto topic sleeping with geography teachers and naming your child Rubella ... er i never liked geography Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 .. depends on the teacher, y'know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 all the geography teachers i've had (meaning by taught by, not slept with) looked the same. green tweed jackets with leather patches on the elbows. thick-rimmed glasses, beards and boring monotone voices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 stop talking, man, i think yufster is getting hot again. hey, and it rhymes. ^^ cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 ...one of "my" geography teachers was female, ~ 60 years old and boring like hell... and she was as stupid as mashed potatoes; she was even too stupid to operate a tv, whined for ~ 30 minutes that it doesn't work, the problem being that she forgot to switch it on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 you must have been lucky that she was female. this way you could easily 'cheer her up' without getting in trouble because of your sexual preferences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones you must have been lucky that she was female. this way you could easily 'cheer her up' without getting in trouble because of your sexual preferences. O_o ...firstly, you don't know about my sexual preferences (...maybe i'm straight... or i'm gay... or i'm bi... ) ...secondly, i didn't want to 'cheer her up', quite the contrary, i laughed in her face... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Originally posted by DrMcCoy i laughed in her face... yesyes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means. lil' mccoy's first fellatio *is not REALLY annoyed by aliens sig ;D* fun fun fuuuunnnnnnn!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones yesyes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means. lil' mccoy's first fellatio . . . ...ewwww... ...she was nearly 60 and i was ~13... ...ewwww... ...i did not have any sexual relations with that woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fender Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Originally posted by Alien426 Thank god that guy isn't around anymore. I mean, Nightwish? Seriously! Whats wrong with Nightwish, their early stuff is classic! And yes I know Tristiania, my mate is a massive fan of them, but I haven't heard enough to post judgement. Do you know any After Forever, as they have been confirmed for a fest I am going to and I want to know what album I should buy to check them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 Originally posted by DrMcCoy i did not have any sexual relations with that woman... err.. yes yes, and WE ALL KNOW what that means. 't was hard, longlasting, wetty and sweatty. and she swallowed EVERY LITTLE DRIP. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 ROFL!! you're just sick. ) ===3 | ) J (_____ my terrible letter BJ Xp [edit] oh, it turned out wrong [/code] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 you meant to do this: | ? | ==|96yu=f) | the question mark is a tattoo...and so is the smiley face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Seriously....does ANYONE remember what this thread is about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 sexual experiences, with teachers, if you like so. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 I have fallen in love with this thread. What can I say? I have a soft spot for retarded people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 how'd you came in here? typing in "sex + retards" at the search page? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 that's how i found this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 i thought you were just following the smell of old tweed and sweat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 that is true Raymondo... however my sense of smell is not so good at the moment due to a head cold. so I had to use my initiative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by RayJones 't was hard, longlasting, wetty and sweatty. and she swallowed EVERY LITTLE DRIP. ^^ no no, that was my physics teacher, not my geography teacher... i hate geography, but i _love_ physics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fealiks Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Hhmm, why is it that everyone but me is getting off/making love with their teachers? meh. *humps Geography teacher* Oh wait, thats a man ........ :/ *humps geography female stand in* Do bi's have sex with shims? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Originally posted by CapNColostomy I have fallen in love with this thread. What can I say? I have a soft spot for retarded people. We'll sell you Fealiks.... Throw us a price, let's do this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 there are these fine 2 bucks burning a deep hole into my pocket. .. i'd spend them, if he takes fealiks. plus he can have one selected item of my pantee collection if he also shoots him in the face. deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Flibble Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Hey, I want a piece of that. The deal, not the sex with geography teachers. I'll throw in my collection of ASCII art. ........................./´¯/) ......................,/¯..// ...................../..../ / ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´(..´......,~/'...') .........\.................\/..../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\ I never cared for art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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