Orbyss Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Status: First post, new person, wet-behind-the-ears. Sex: Female Gender: Undecided (are there more than two choices?) Location: Ok, I'm stuck at this one so moving on... Age: I actually don't remember but I think I'm 23. Or maybe 24. 'kay, guys, I am probably the 854,000 person to sign up and post on this forum in how ever many years it has existed. That said, please don't tell me I am the only twenty-some year-old regular Monkey Island fan... nish person here. I read the little "Increasing Lameness" stickied thread at the top, there. You kids with your spam. You won't be seeing any salty, processed porkbits coming out of my keyboard. Wait, how subjective is "spam" anyway? I have nothing else to say. . . . for now. Oh, but anyone fancy having a Guybrush virtual paperdoll? Anyone know Flash? I need to make it into a Flash game. Er, anyway, let me just settle in and let you all scream nonsense at me (if need be). I'll sit and take it all in. And if any part of this post doesn't make sense, know this: 24+ hours awake might seem like fun but it doesn't make for most cognitive conditions in your brain. The more you know.
Kjølen Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Welcome to The Discussion Forums of Monkey Island! Ugh, "Welcome to EscapeMI" sounded a lot cooler. :/ Anyway, Enjoy your stay here, and you'll be happy to know that our years-of-commited Monkey Island fns still roam these forums. I' a 3rd year at LucasForums myself! I'm a bit confused as to how your Sex can be Female, yet you don't know your gender. Status: Somewhat oldbie, dry-behind-the-ears Sex: Male Gender: Also Male Age:Only 16, but oh well.
PoM Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 well..Hi! I'm not really a monkey island fan..just..eh..here to increase my post count. Status: Spammer,...ehh..Dry-behind-the-ears. Sex: Male Gender: See above. Age: 361
DrMcCoy Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 ...err, hi... status: *shrug* i've been posting for ~ a year, but lurked for ~ 2 years... sex/gender (isn't it the same?): male age: 19
Joshi Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Wow, it's like an annoying questionair without the annoying questions. Hello, I'm Joshi, you're resident Moderator. Status: 4932nd post (at time of posting), Oldie, wet-behind-the-um... never mind Sex: Is "Yes please!" too cliché? Gender: Apparently male Location: Slowly orbiting Earth... maybe Age: Almost 19 24 (4 days to go people!) Welcome to our forums. Have a Gift Basket.
Ray Jones Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Hi. My name is Ray. And I have a damn cool thing I won't show you. Oh. And don't smoke those 'cigarrettes' in the gift basket.
Skinkie Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Status: Round about instigator (Instant gator?). Suppose I'm more middle aged than oldie. Sex: Last time I peed I was standing, so I'm probably still a guy Location: Ohio, the heart of boring Age: I'm 19 and a 1/2 ish.
Orbyss Posted December 30, 2004 Author Posted December 30, 2004 I'm a bit confused as to how your Sex can be Female, yet you don't know your gender. Well, y'know, it's just one of those things. It's not as complicated as Jamie Lee-Curtis' being sexually male and gender'ly female*. I'm just such a "Tomboy". I hate that term Tomboy. And I'm not lesbian, or bi. I like-a the man. When I want to like anything at all, that is. ...what? Sex: Is "Yes please!" too cliché? Well, I don't know but it might be dangerous in the wrong (right?) situations. ? So so far I'm the only female. This is like this dream I had where I was... wait, nevermind. That one is too much to try and remember. Hi. My name is Ray. And I have a damn cool thing I won't show you. Awwwe. *This is true and it's not technically a hermaphroditic condition. It's called Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome.
DrMcCoy Posted December 30, 2004 Posted December 30, 2004 Originally posted by Orbyss Well, y'know, it's just one of those things. It's not as complicated as Jamie Lee-Curtis' being sexually male and gender'ly female*. I'm just such a "Tomboy". I hate that term Tomboy. ...i can't say that i (want to) understand that, so i'm just ignoring it... Originally posted by Orbyss So so far I'm the only female. ...there were some females here, i'm pretty sure of that... Originally posted by Orbyss This is like this dream I had where I was... ...intriguing... Originally posted by Orbyss Awwwe. ...i'm sure you don't want to see ray's "cool thing"... and it's not that cool, either (if he was speaking about what i thought he was...)...
Orbyss Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 ...there were some females here, i'm pretty sure of that... Were. Oh shizzle, what you boys been doing to run 'em all off?! Hah, I did take a peek at that "I'm Pregnant" thread. It was amusing but so long I feared my eyes'd bleed after too much of it. ...i'm sure you don't want to see ray's "cool thing"... and it's not that cool, either (if he was speaking about what i thought he was...)... But I'm someone who'll poke dead birds and take their carcasses to show people later, exclaiming "Look at this cool thing I have!"-- that usually ends badly but that was an example of what I might find cool. Is a toilet plunger? Or a cheap keychain? I love cheap keychains.
Alien426 Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Status: I don't post too much. Considering this it's a miracle I ever got over a thousand posts. Sex: Thanks to Joshi I can't use that old joke. Gender: Male. Location: I'm in a witness protection program. Not really. Age: Older than most who have posted here. Can't tell you exactly, cause I signed a NDA. Hey, at least I haven't crossed the magical three-zero yet. I plan to live forever, so far it's working.
Orbyss Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 Age: Older than most who have posted here. Can't tell you exactly, cause I signed a NDA. Hey, at least I haven't crossed the magical three-zero yet. I plan to live forever, so far it's working. [/b] Well I love your status title at any rate. For not having too many posts I do see you popping up in a lot of the threads I've been backreading through. You can't fight it! Also, you can't fight the moonlight, but that's another story altogether.
RicardoLuigi... Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Status: Lovable/huggable regular...2+ years Sex: Male Gender: ...Male.. Location: Illinois...the burbs Age: Uno...dos...tres...catorce Yeah. Everyone loves me. Right? Come on...group hug...
Joshi Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Das Mole Uno...dos...tres...catorce/B] yeah, I'm still waiting on that new U2 album. 3 days to go!
Fealiks Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 o_O okey dokey Status: I like to think of myself as godlike. Others like to think of me as doglike. sex: yes please gender: male location: I don't know, but I tripped down a well 2 years ago and I'm still falling. I thinks it's the gravity of both sides of the planet keepin me inb the middle uh.. t'internet. age: um, lets see. I'm either 4 or 12, I forget. I think it's the second one
Orbyss Posted December 31, 2004 Author Posted December 31, 2004 Yeah. Everyone loves me. Right? Come on...group hug... It says your magical. You can't not love a magical internet person. At least I can't; Call it a weakness. Also your name sounds short for Daspletosaurus. Status: I like to think of myself as godlike. Others like to think of me as doglike. I was going to say something about there being a connection to the Furry fandom but I think I won't go there. age: um, lets see. I'm either 4 or 12, I forget. I think it's the second one Oof, then I've been doin' good to watch the language and content of me posts. And I swear like a sailor... er, pirate, so everyone forgive me if I slip up now and again.
Joshi Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Fealiks sex: yes please Somebody didn't read the earlier posts Or somebody did and thought it would be funny to say it anyway... Somebody was wrong
Fealiks Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 ah, I'm sorry. I'm just so used to doing that at school in tests. I meant male. oh, and Orbyss, don't worry, I swear like a.. um, something that swears alot. **** ****
Kjølen Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Orbyss, I can tell right away that you are going to be a much needed addition to our forums. Not necessarily because you are one of our only females, because you will find yourself becoming refered to as an oldbie very quickly. Not many newbies can be thought of as highly as I can see your future here. Anyway, enough of the formality, let's all get drunk and naked and PAR-TEH!
Skinkie Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 What if i'm already naked? Does that make me ahead of the time?
DrMcCoy Posted December 31, 2004 Posted December 31, 2004 Originally posted by Skinkie What if i'm already naked? Does that make me ahead of the time? ...no, that only means you should return to my beadroom... quickly... ... *shrug*
Kjølen Posted January 1, 2005 Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Skinkie What if i'm already naked? Does that make me ahead of the time? Depends what time zone you're in Right now I have 31 minutes to New Years.
edlib Posted January 1, 2005 Posted January 1, 2005 Originally posted by Skinkie What if i'm already naked? Does that make me ahead of the time? No. Just the deviant we all know you to be.
Orbyss Posted January 1, 2005 Author Posted January 1, 2005 Orbyss, I can tell right away that you are going to be a much needed addition to our forums. Not necessarily because you are one of our only females, because you will find yourself becoming refered to as an oldbie very quickly. Not many newbies can be thought of as highly as I can see your future here. Why, thank you! I find that quite the compliment coming from who has been here for... 4 years? Damn. Anyway, enough of the formality, let's all get drunk and naked and PAR-TEH! I thought I'd get mixed up a bit and get naked before the drinking, but then I saw Skinkie beat me to it. I cried. ...no, that only means you should return to my beadroom... quickly... You mean so you can give Skinkie clothes to put on, right? *Completely innocent, big-eyed look.* Right now I have 31 minutes to New Years. OH SHIZZLE, THAT'S RIGHT. Here's a a wonderfully futuristic 2005!
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