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Short for Ray's past year = BITCH.

 

Yeah, two-double-O-five, you hear that?? I don't like you and I don't like what you've turned me into.

I also strongly disagree with what you've done to those I care about most.

 

You gonna die soon, and I'm soo looking forward to it. Whoo!! >:

 

For that matter (and anyways): New. Thread.

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e^(i(pi)) = -1

 

Cylon code detected!!! :max: Everyone dump your hard drives, quick--!

 

*(Reboots)*

 

Whew! :dozey: That was close. I had no idea Keyan was a Cylon, but I guess that's the whole point, isn't it?

 

Rogue 15: Please let us know the precise GPS cooridinates of your new hunting spot so we can all stay far the hell away from it. :D

 

*(Cuts off 598's right hand.)* You were saying?

 

Skarda Spooky: You stay.mil one more year...for great justice! :max: What you say?

 

Edlib: So what will you call this new thread? I vote for 'XWA Annular Thread Spin-o-rama.' Or possibly 'The Booty Cave.'

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I was thinking of "Fresh Meat for Thelonious"; but that might be a tad too cryptic.

 

How about "Evisceration Today"? Perhaps too graphically violent.

 

"Hot, Naked Chicks AND Free Beer!!!!"? False advertising.

 

"And Now For Something Completely Different"? Too Python-esque.

 

No... I think it will ultimately end up being something as mundane and pedestrian as "The One Year Thread: 2006" Kinda like a Madden game franchise title.

 

Although I'm always open for suggestions. ;)

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i got into an accident today. someone cut 3 cars off, thinking nobody was in the right lane so she pulls out and im like 'WTF!!!!!' and slam my brakes, but by then the damage was already done. i was like 'nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!' got out of my car swore up a storm, only damage that was done was half of the front grill fell off and i lost half of my left side panel light thinger and my door creaks when it opens. her rear passenger was caved in. nobody was injured in the accident. women drivers....geez. so the cop comes and it's a woman cop. and both our stories say we didn't see eachother, so we're both screwed and have to call insurance and give the report number thing. so yay my insurance is gonna go up, up, up, and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! and i have that stupid 3 point thing from LAST YEAR (on the 17th my :"reckless" driving incident)...anyway....i'm alive. :joy:

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aughghghg. walmart sucked tonight. i wanted to get maintenance done on the damn machines but wasn't able to cause millions of frenzied walmart shoppers were antagonizing me whenever i turned my back to do something more important. so...i ended up tripling my "quota" and sold 9 cameras. too bad i don't get a commission. :(

 

and ended up leaving 40 minutes past my time....hell the damn picture maker was shut down at like 9:40 instead of 9. AND PEOPLE STILL ASKED IF IT COULD BE TURNED ON. AUGH.

 

tomorrow i work 1-10 again....but imma call in and tell them i'll be in later so i don't get screwed for having overtime, cause friday night, the night before santa's voyage from that pole in the north....is going to get me into overtime again. most-likely.

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I get to leave for Miami in like ten days and I'm a little frightened because I've never actually flown in an aeroplane before. I could probably fly the damn plane, but that doesn't change the fact that I'm barreling through the sky in a metal tube slightly larger than a bus with only seven inches of anything between me and 35,000 feet of wide open nothing. That is unless the one leg isn't in an Embraer 150 like I thought it was. The best part, and by best I mean worst, is my flight out of Miami leaves at 6:15 AM. Chances are that I wont' get to my hotel the night before until around five hours before then. Then I have to fly all the way to Chicago, wait four hours, and fly to Pittsburgh. Also, my seats suck for the game I'm going to, but whatever.

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I've come to loathe commercial air flight. Hate hate hate!!! :mad:

 

I love to fly, though. The best time I've ever had in my life was riding in an open-cockpit biplane with a stunt pilot through the mountains of New Hampshire. Now that's the only way to fly!

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