Valve's April Fools joke

[Crow_Nest]

So i started up steam eariler on, and the Steam update message poped up, guess what it was?

 

http://www.steampowered.com/Steam/Marketing/April1.2005/?l=english

 

Kinda had me going there for a sec

[Tyrion]

*Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump*

 

"Yay, now I can travel faster than the speed of light!"

[Dagobahn Eagle]

Knives:

Between rounds, it is suggested that you unsheath the weapon and repeatedly press the attack key to air it out as the leather now collects moisture and creates pits on the blade, making it less effective in the next round.

 

Weapons that jam might not be such a bad idea. But anyways...

[Tokarev]

Cut price of AWP by 50%.

 

This is the only joke that about got me until I saw that first thing..

 

[TheOutrider]

Hah that is pretty funny, but im too lazy to look for a laugh smiley.

 

I wish they cut the price of an AWP though.

 

And im glad they were kidding about De_dust.

 

*goes back to living in CS*

[Sam Fisher]

 

Great one by Valve ^^

[XERXES]

Would have rocked 3 years ago.

 

wtf is the riot shield?

[jebbers]

i didnt read that, i just skipped over it but i heard someone talk about the riot shield in a game...kinda stupid.

 

but that would be kinda fun running and jumping all around but boring after awhile...

 

 

heh funny

[Crow_Nest]

Originally posted by XERXES

Would have rocked 3 years ago.

 

wtf is the riot shield?

 

It is a new epuipment in CS, was first seen in Condition Zero. Later on, Valve added it to CS 1.6. But for some reason they didnt add it to CS:S.