Darth InSidious Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 ^(hands out cup of pills) Sanity and Pleasurable Sense Data. Share and Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 That's a cop out:D *takes pills anyway, but feeds them to a sad puppy instead* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Some of you have some very interesting execution ideas. I like dipping the prisoners into something hot, but the lobsters are a nice thought as well. The James Bond/Evil Genius style executions are always nice, we need more of those devices. And yes we also need some vehicles that strike fear into the hearts of the enemy. Just been playing Emperor: Battle for Dune, and the Harkonnen (again) Buzzsaw is a very well designed vehicle (how could I have forgotten that one). For those of you who don't know what it is, here's a description. It's basicly a single wheeled bike, with 2 normal guns (change it to lasers) on it. The guns can rotate, for a optimal field of fire. Now the really fun part is that the wheel is actually a circular saw as well, so when you drive over somebody, not only will they die from being run over, but the will also be sawed (or whatever) into pieces. I also like the Air Defense Platform, more or less an airborne building, and it can move very slowly, but it has a nice gun turret (again change it to lasers, quadguns would be fitting), to fire at ground and air targets. And on the plus side it is designed to be used on a planet, something a Stardestroyer can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 holy monkeys this place is going to heck fast without our emporer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 holy monkeys this place is going to heck fast without our emporer That's why any good Empire needs executions. Now since I started my own empire as well, I am fortunate to have a very skilled executioner (myself). Any decent Sith Lord would make at least a decent executioner. And it will also need a vehicle designer, wich in the case of the Sith Empire is me as well. Good vehicles have lasers and stuff for ranged assault, and saws for close infantry combat. for example a good chainsaw between the guns is very usefull against infantry. And an Empire needs good special troops, such as Sith or Dark Jedi, and they need good line infantry, such as Storm Troopers, Clone troopers, Battle Droids and Sardaukar. Armies are required for Empires, as are wars. Empires need to liberate countries from their democraticly elected leaders, and make them part of that Empire, so that the people of the conquer.. I mean liberated country don't have to vote anymore and they can spent their time preparing for their execution, or being enslaved, rather than something evil such as voting. Just don't forget that all people are equal, except some people are a bit more equal than others. And so the Dark Lords awaken, and wars shall begin all over the universe. All planets shall be red of the blood spilled, and even the deepest regions of space shall be colored red of the blood. And after these wars, only the Dark Lords shall rule, and they shall purify the galaxy of all heathens. And everybody will bow to the power of the Dark Side of the Force. And even the gods will bow to the will of the Dark Lords. And Peace and Order shall be restored. And it shall be maintained with the blade of a lightsaber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 ^^^^ Violence keeps the Empire together. Sweet bloody violence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 See, but the problem is you don't do it to music, next time you're dipping someone into mutant seabass, try playing "Baby Got Back":D Why, I don't it just sounds hilarious:D Or you could use that Magic Carpet Ride for flaming convict catapulting:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Cool idea. Music could add up to the pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 See you can't deny the beliefs of the rebels:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 play a funeral march while youre at it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 See you can't deny the beliefs of the rebels:D *nominates him for first execution* rebels will not be tolerated in our glorious empire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Yeah, a real Bangin' funeral march eh, still got stuff to do before the whole martyrdom deal, so not going to happen soon;) Besides ain't you the opressed one anyway:D Don't forget... "If You Kill Me, I Will Become More Powerful Than You Can Possibly Imagine..." see, I'd have to use my Ubergeistness to haunt you and protect the other rebels, not to mention all the fun I'll have possesing you... "WHAT!!!? Revan's hitting on Liayd, how'd that happen???" Plus, being a disembodied spirit increases my connection to the Source Of All MOJO, making me an even more dangerous opponent;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Feh. You wish. You cannot stand against the towel of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!MWAHAHAHAHA! As worn by Ian Mcdiarmid. Batteries not included, each sold separately, illegal where prohibited by law., Which I happen to have acquired for the Glory Of The Empire.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedi3112 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 If any of you were still wondering about what a Harkonnen Heartplug is, I have found a nice video file. However first a note of caution, the site states that this video was cut from Emperor Battle for Dune, because of it's content. I can verify that it isn't in the game, but I think the content isn't that bad. I also expect this movie to be the second one when playing House Harkonnen (right after the planet, but before the part where you're tol about your predecessor, whom I think is the one with the plug). It is somewhat bloody however. SO DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK Heartplug Scene you may have to scroll down a bit. The link is right under Heartplug Scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 "WHAT!!!? Revan's hitting on Liayd, how'd that happen???" I'll just answer with:"Let's go back to my place." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 ...By "place", LIAYD naturally means "torture chamber" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Yeah, sure, whatever you say buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 .....On a side note, can anyone remember what our official monetary unit is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Yeah, that's when I "deposses" you and leave you to figure out how you got there and scream a lot:D What? the official currency isn't towels? The underground uses a large variety, but usually has a monetary system based on trading music files:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 .....On a side note, can anyone remember what our official monetary unit is? Imperial Credits of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Imperial Credits of course! No, they're not What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 just throw a bunch of leaves at them and shout "GREEN STUFF!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 We trade in Heretics brains of course! That way the more you kill the richer you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 No, they're not What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, or something? I'm the head of the Imperial Revinue Service! Imperial Credits will do fine! Watch it or I will sick the Chief Fanatic and Inquisitor against heresy on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 It's a good thing 1 of our towels costs 50 of your credits, a good exchange rate:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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