jedi3112 Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 ...By "place", LIAYD naturally means "torture chamber" Can that Torture Chamber also be used for the testing of the effects of the latest weapons? Such as the Microwave gun (the heating thing of a microwave modified into a gun), or the new and improved (isn't that impossible, I mean if something is new, it hasn't been improved, because there wasn't anything lie it before, if it is improved, there must have been something like it before so it isn't new) chainsaw tank. Also a good idea would be to get rid of the bullet weapons (Empires use lasers, or very hot plasma). However warheads are still a good idea, as you can load them with tons of good stuff, such as chemical warheads (really painfull musterd gas for example), or load them up with napalm, or acid, and make them explode above the enemy troops, so fire or acid rains down on them. Or something that closes locks the hatches of enemy tanks from the outside. And after that it heats the tank up, effectively turning it into an oven. I'm not a big fan of flamethrowers, as they lack range, but by using mortars you can have them lauch fire grenades or plasma grenades, burning the the enemy. TIE bombers armed with slow, really hot burning bombs are a good idea as well, First you bomb the area around the enemy, so they can't cross it anymore, after that you begin to bomb inward, creating a smaller place for their troops to stay as you go, effectively wiping them all out, because nobody can escape due to the outer circles. Shrinking guns for executions, so you shrink the killee and put them in an armored box only half of their normal volume. As they grow back to their original size at a certain point they can't grow, because of the box, but they still grow, being slowly crushed by their own growth. I have so many good weapon ideas, a shame not to test them on some worthless prisoners.
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 However warheads are still a good idea, as you can load them with tons of good stuff, such as chemical warheads (really painfull musterd gas for example), or load them up with napalm, or acid.... .....ravenous hordes of lobsters, annoying children, used bubblegum...
jedi3112 Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 .....ravenous hordes of lobsters, annoying children, used bubblegum... Exactly, used bubblegum on the sidewalk in order to prevent them from escaping. Lobsters to throw at their genitals, and children to annoy them to death.
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 ^Don't forget bubble gum in their hair. It'll help the lobsters get on
jedi3112 Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Yes, and put scorpions (the Mortal Kombat guy will also do fine) in their boots while they're asleep, or snakes, or pee in their boots.
Hallucination Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 Or take their clothes and armour and put blue paint above the doors so it falls on them. And when we attack we wear full pirate regalia!
Darth InSidious Posted October 29, 2005 Posted October 29, 2005 I'm the head of the Imperial Revinue Service! Imperial Credits will do fine! Watch it or I will sick the Chief Fanatic and Inquisitor against heresy on you! And I'm the Grand Vizier. And I've remembered what our official currency is. Flailian Pobble Beads! Why? Cuz you can only exchange them for Flailian Pobble Beads! Now.....where did I leave my Kaiwinn crystal.....?
RedHawke Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 And I'm the Grand Vizier. And I've remembered what our official currency is. Flailian Pobble Beads! Sorry! Unless I approve it it isn't our 'official' currency! No one beats the IRS! Imperial Credits will do fine! I now declare that any currency usage of "Flailian Pobble Beads" within the Empire is heresy, punishable at LIAYD's discression!
MTV2 Posted October 30, 2005 Posted October 30, 2005 we gunna have this country on an military test island?
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 @MTV2, LOL wasn't it already obvious? What other location could explain these citizens:D
RC-1162 Posted October 31, 2005 Posted October 31, 2005 Or take their clothes and armour and put blue paint above the doors so it falls on them. And when we attack we wear full pirate regalia! so what exactly does the paint do?
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted November 3, 2005 Posted November 3, 2005 Decieves you into thinking you're in a pentium commercial
Hallucination Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 @RC it makes them blue, so they stand out like a sore thumb.
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Decieves you into thinking you're in a pentium commercial You mean the Centrino commercials by Intel with the Blue Men Groupd right?
RC-1162 Posted November 4, 2005 Posted November 4, 2005 Decieves you into thinking you're in a pentium commercial what, you look like a compter on the move or something? @RC it makes them blue, so they stand out like a sore thumb. more like a squashed-to-pulp thumb.
Hallucination Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 ^^^You make it sound so violent. We just want to paint them blue, then we dress up like pirates and make them walk the plank into a pit filled with ravenous lobsters, or give them to LIYAD to do as he pleases.
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 @Liayd, PIII, the old commercials. @Hal, uh...interesting...don't invite me to your bachelor party, okay:D
Darth InSidious Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 Sorry! Unless I approve it it isn't our 'official' currency! No one beats the IRS! Imperial Credits will do fine! I now declare that any currency usage of "Flailian Pobble Beads" within the Empire is heresy, punishable at LIAYD's discression! Look at the Kaiwinn crystal...Look deep into the Kaiwinn crystal. When you stop staring at the Kaiwinn crystal, you will accept Flailian Pobble Beads as the currency. In any case, I asked the emperor about it like months ago so there :
Hallucination Posted November 5, 2005 Posted November 5, 2005 @Hal, uh...interesting...don't invite me to your bachelor party, okay:D Another lobster tidbit of info: At my parties the only lobsters are boiled.
RedHawke Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 Look at the Kaiwinn crystal...Look deep into the Kaiwinn crystal. When you stop staring at the Kaiwinn crystal, you will accept Flailian Pobble Beads as the currency. [influence Failure] Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Darkside! You have attempted to pass off counterfeit currency, I hereby will report your actions of herasy against the Empire to our Chief Fanatic and he will re-educate you.... muahahahaha! In any case, I asked the emperor about it like months ago so there : Nothing was said to me and I'm the head if the Imperial Revinue Service! Nobody beats the IRS! Only a golden or silver coinage or elaboratly decorated bills with the depiction of our glorious Emperor will be accepted as currency! These are called Imperial Credits...
RC-1162 Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 look, why dont you guys compromise and call it Imperial Pobble Credits? at least you can save your breath. @Hal, maybe you can call up Barbosa to do it for u. and you dont need to give them to LIAYD, the lobsters can chop off their b411s just the same
Sabretooth Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 This thread is so supposed to be dead. Why isn't this locked yet?
RC-1162 Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 prbably bcuz the "Emperor" has not called for it. and also maybe because it is the first non-trivia thread to spawn 15 pages of conversation in Ahto.
Hallucination Posted November 6, 2005 Posted November 6, 2005 @Hal, maybe you can call up Barbosa to do it for u. and you dont need to give them to LIAYD, the lobsters can chop off their b411s just the same I'm more of a do-it yourself guy when it comes to that kinda thing @Redhawk: motto for the IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you got.
Darth InSidious Posted November 7, 2005 Posted November 7, 2005 [influence Failure] Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Darkside! You have attempted to pass off counterfeit currency, I hereby will report your actions of herasy against the Empire to our Chief Fanatic and he will re-educate you.... muahahahaha! Nothing was said to me and I'm the head if the Imperial Revinue Service! Nobody beats the IRS! Only a golden or silver coinage or elaboratly decorated bills with the depiction of our glorious Emperor will be accepted as currency! These are called Imperial Credits... If you will not be turned, Sith, then you will laugh..... How can you refuse the Kaiwinn crystal? It's so.....self-righteous. Now bow, before I sick the Spork of Master Ooroo! Flailian Pobble Beads are gold-plated, have the emperors face on all sides, and are impossible to fake without large amounts of Adamantine and Obsidian.
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