jedi3112 Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 @Hal, maybe you can call up Barbosa to do it for u. and you dont need to give them to LIAYD, the lobsters can chop off their b411s just the same That would be unethical, we should all share in the fun. There's nothing like a good massexecution in the morning, and one during breakfast, one during lunch and one at noon as well, and in the afternoon, and during dinner, and one during the night, and around midnight another one. And the last one of the day, just before you go to sleep, just for a good night sleep, before you start the circle all over again the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starmark2k Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 Hi all sorry i haven't been around but i've recently been made a mod for the E@W forum here on lucasforums so i've been preoccupied. anyway i feel the need to resign my post as the supreme emperor and instead become your God. The new emperor can be whoever worships me the most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 MEE! PICK ME! That would be unethical, we should all share in the fun. There's nothing like a good massexecution in the morning, and one during breakfast, one during lunch and one at noon as well, and in the afternoon, and during dinner, and one during the night, and around midnight another one. And the last one of the day, just before you go to sleep, just for a good night sleep, before you start the circle all over again the next day. think i would puke while eating if i see someones b411s got chopped off and get night mares of huge b411s haunting me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I sacrifice to you the ex-Minister of finance! And I would like to announce a new temple complex to starmark, which will now cover the entire of the old capital city, and indeed, the island. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 @Starmark, well, I guess that would be Liayd, the country's gonna get a whole lot kinkier XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Meh, I don't know about being an Emperor. If I rule any place, it's going to be prety violent with lots and lots of female nudity. Besides, I'll just worship a God instead. We'll leave the ruling of the country to the highest ranked members of government. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I´d like to be the great librarian and archivist of the empire (if we have that things of course). Could his great magesty the Emperor give me that honor? I would serve the empire with all my blood and Force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 We don't have an emperor anymore ... he just retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 And, who reigns now, or maybe the empire has fallen in the anarchy? Surely someone should control who prays more to the new god. Has LIAYD something to say about this? Or maybe Aash Li as the head priestess? By the way, the vizier will be the new Emperor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I will have to beg for the knowdeledge of the "god" starmark2k. Tell us, What will happen now? Will be a K3? Will we kill each other to became the next Emperor? Will anyone make a mod of this empire? What about my charge? (I have a ghost fleet to mantain and I´m loosing loots) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 We don't know what is gonna happen, so I took my chunk of land and the population to a new land that I call <insert cool name here> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Surely someone should control who prays more to the new god. Has LIAYD something to say about this? Or maybe Aash Li as the head priestess? By the way, the vizier will be the new Emperor? Well, maybe Aash Li should be the one who watches over our new religion. Nobody becomes new Emperor really. We just worship the Emperor now God. The higher officials take care of maintaining the Empire alive. In blood and violence. We don't know what is gonna happen, so I took my chunk of land and the population to a new land that I call <insert cool name here> No one does that, it's heresy. Sadly, you'll lose your testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 I don´t like to sound like a beggar, but what about the post I asked for? I´d like to work for the empire (and keep my testicles). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Yeah, whatever. Just make sure you keep the records of the mass murder reaally accurate. Hm-hm. Since I am the most senior governing official, I suppose I'm now Lord Protector, or whatever post is in-case-of-no-Emperor? Right. My first decree, is Pizza for all! My second is that four-hundred people are to be taken and hurled onto the Great Pyramid from 20,000 feet : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 No one does that, it's heresy. Sadly, you'll lose your testicles. You'll never get me alive!!!! And you know that in Aash Li's bible-thingy it says "thou shalt not taketh the testicles off of a sexy person". So I guess I'm safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 It also says "To the Emperor, all oathes are final, lest ye remove thy testicles, or have them remov-ed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 But the emperor retired, and my oath was to the god Starmark2k, not the emperor Starmark2k. I listen to a higher version of the same power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 ...However, depending on translation, it may also be "to the god,"....Ancient Sith is a tricksy language... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon II Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 ::Assassinates StarMark2 And God, And Any Other Government Official:: Dearest Lucasforum Members a.k.a. Citizens Ok... Now that the competition has been eliminated, I'm taking full control over this country. As my first act of good will, everyone can keep their testicles, and those who have been removed of theirs, can have 5 Flailian Pobble Beads, and tickets to Tatooine's bi-annual Bantha Run. A good deal if you ask me! Now, everybody place telescreens in every single corner of our country and I'll get to work on the Thought Police. (Looks at 1984) We have lots of work to be done, so get to it! Signed Your Leader, Archon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Ha wheres your god now D. Insid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 ::Assassinates StarMark2 And God, And Any Other Government Official:: Dearest Lucasforum Members a.k.a. Citizens Ok... Now that the competition has been eliminated, I'm taking full control over this country. As my first act of good will, everyone can keep their testicles, and those who have been removed of theirs, can have 5 Flailian Pobble Beads, and tickets to Tatooine's bi-annual Bantha Run. A good deal if you ask me! Now, everybody place telescreens in every single corner of our country and I'll get to work on the Thought Police. (Looks at 1984) We have lots of work to be done, so get to it! Signed Your Leader, Archon :Force Grip: Ahem. You were saying? I am officially raising the Army Of Infinite Darkness to eliminate this.....rebellion of the scum. The Great Starmark's death is yet to be confirmed, and, should it be, as the most senior member of His Imperial Government, I would be the new leader. Therefore, it is my duty to inform you that you have nine hours within which to leave, before I detonate a micro-thought bomb in your cortex :. *Dons Armour-Robe, takes up Lightsabre Of The Daft Lords*. Glory to the Empire! This decree was brought to you by the Newfoundland Butter Company. :Choke: Oh, and Hall? Darth, or Daft (whichever you wish to use) is an honorific, not a name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 ^^^^ Meh, nothing to worry about. He doesn't have any balls anymore. People with no balls are not leaders. Besides, you can't kill a God, he just reincarnates and revives all the government officials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 *looks down pants* Nope still have 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon II Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 ::Returns After A While From The Ministry Of Love; Taken There By Darth InSidious:: ...I love our Galaxy spanning Empire; and two plus two equals five... No, must, resist, Jedi Mind Trick! The Rebellion will live on! You can't turn me! Everyone, pledge your alligence to me, and we will over throw Big Brother, I mean, Darth InSidious! Muhaaa! All hope lies in the Proles, I mean, Lucasforum Members! Archon - Rebellion Leader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 well, its all been a lot of fun and games, but joking around about castration is going just a bit too far. i'm now officially nuking this country and paving my own parking lot over it. spamfest closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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