RevanA4 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I took the most Important job though;P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patomon5 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I wouldn't mind heading the post of Strategic Intelligence, and Termination Headquarters. S.I.T.H for short. oowahahaha!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 and what would this job entail Well... let me think... Hmm... the chief Imperial Tax Collector, and head of the Imperial Mint. So... jedigoku and ED you now owe 50 billion Imperial Credits each in back taxes... or do you want to fail your Emperor for the last time? *wonders what Redhawke was smoking when he posted this* I'll take three of what he is having *Hands jedigoku 3 sets of Hooked On Phonics!* Here you go! J/K! He's normally like that. Really? I simply gave this thread the amount of seriousness it was due... I think he's just jealous that I took all the good positions of power. Absolutely not! Why would you ever seek to serve another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 I wouldn't mind heading the post of Strategic Intelligence, and Termination Headquarters. S.I.T.H for short. oowahahaha!!! I never noticed until I saw this post, but if you just rearrange the letters of Sith a little, you have a synonym for crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Secretary of War, kthxbai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Ooo! Oooo! I want to be your chief fanatic! I'll serve the Emperor and if he dies, I'll put you into the Golden Throne and worship you like a God. Then I'll purge the land of any heresy in Your Name. Yeah, too much Warhammer: 40 000... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 back taxes that I do not owe I created the tax system I'm the head of technology development and Head geek so there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 back taxes that I do not owe I created the tax system I'm the head of technology development and Head geek so there Sorry but heads of technology have nothing to do with Taxes... jedigoku now accessed a 10 billion Imperial Credit penalty for attempting to default on his Taxes... that will be 60 billion Imperial Credits now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 I sense heresy in jedigoku's words. You better pay your taxes in the name of the Emperor. Don't let me and my Inquistion buddies come to your house. *shakes fist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Emperor Devon, once again looking at things too seriously. hehe. No one wants to live on the islands in the south pacific huh? Have you *seen* some of the islands there?? Theyre more pretty than some of the places Ive seen in the US. Granted they lack in everything in teh way of modern conveniences, but still... you could build a vaction home there and call it a country hehe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 I sense heresy in jedigoku's words. You better pay your taxes in the name of the Emperor. Don't let me and my Inquistion buddies come to your house. *shakes fist* some one had to write the program that figured taxes (which was me) so I programmed it never to give me taxes to pay goes into code and mutiplies Redhalke's taxe value by 100K ha I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 We can always get somebody else to do your job! I still sense the taint in you. All must serve the Emperor! My Lord RedHawke is the only one to decide who pays what. So pay up. *shakes fist* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 nope it is all seeled by voice command and no body but me can open it:xp: (its the perfect job secerity) ha I've though of everything and in the event of someone replacing me all the tech will self distuct along with everything else tech related. plus I developed a mind erasing device that will remove all techical knowledge from everybody but me;P oh what a perfect plan. of course now I have to kill you all because you know to much:devsmoke: anybody else care to challange the all mighty head Geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Such heresy cannot be tolerated! You have done something that is not controlled by Our Emperor! I will happely die in His service! For Supreme Emperor Starmark2k The First, today, heresy shall be purged! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 oh but it was controlled by him he appointed me he also wanted to make sure no one could tamper with key systems Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 anybody else care to challange the all mighty head Geek I told you before jedigoku, that your Technology position has nothing to do with Taxes... and since we are a small Empire I have yet to need any data systems, and I am quite comfortble with a ledger and pencil! Files a Traitor to the Empire charge on jedigoku for avoiding paying his Taxes, submits an official writ through Prime Minister Rhett's office for immediate removal from office for jedigoku for Treason to the Emperor, and informs the Emperors loyal Zealot LIAYD that now jedigoku owes all his possessions, and 120 billion Imperial Credits for Taxes. Nobody beats the IRS! (Or whatever your country's Tax collecting branch is called!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 erm the country is like 2 days old taxes get paid for a every year so nobody has taxes yet:xp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Very well Lord RedHawke. A detachment of my Space Marines will come to seize your possessions and take you into custody for questioning. You shall be judge by our Holy Emperor. Your life is in His hands. Failure to comply shall lead to yourself being outlawed and hunted as a heretic. Your life shall be ours to take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 ok I give up *surrenders* just don't take my computer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 *wonders what sort of position she can get in this tiny country* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 make one up I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 *wonders what sort of position she can get in this tiny country* Maybe Grand Priestess of the Emperor? @jedigoku Now you will await your judgement by the Emperor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Hummmm...... Maybe this should be in the roleplaying forum. hehehe You guys have me tempted to join you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aash Li Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Grand Priestess of the Emperor... hmmmmmm.... High Priestess sounds better I think... if the Emperor needs one Ill fill the role. Ive had previous cult experience. I elevated one of my girl friends to goddess and started worshipping her (she got a huge laugh out of it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 High Priestess does sound better... Why didn't I think of it? Oh well, it's not my job to think up stuff, only to enforce the Emperor's laws and purge the unclean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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