Explain your custom rank

[Vladimir-Vlada]

Sounds like an Austin Powers joke to me... Parodies are things with which it is hard not to laugh.

[The Doctor]

I control the flow of Mojo, always attempting to increase it in fellow humans to help them open their minds and hearts.

Does that mean I, as a Gallifreyan, don't get any Mojo

[Hallucination]

^I think it just means you get "transtemporal mojo", or something special like that .

[The Doctor]

Sweet

Anyway, back on topic:

I chose "Rengade Time Lord" instead of "Time Lord" since The Doctor was a renegade.

[REDJOHNNYMIKE]

Well, at the base, the way it works is the standard +Mojo point for dudes, also -Mojo point for ladies (Mojo is usually associated with dudes, but recent experiments indicate that the inverse polarized variant of mojo is what makes women so attractive (in addition to standard biochemistry) due to opposites attracting, therefore high positive mojo dude meeting high negetive mojo girl = lots of little anklebiters, all I have to do is invert the sine wave polarity with a full wave rectifier of pimpness then send that direct base mojo current through a converter of funkification then through a voltage inducer of horniness, resulting in an inverted wave of mojo energy, basically negative, I have multiple versions of the equipment I can use depending on how I choose to bestow mojo or work with it, the current setup is nanoemitters embedded in the poobah's chesthair of alphaness), as for non humans it's simply modified by a constant, in the case of the Gallifrey it is simply multiplied by pi.

[El Sitherino]

Closed.