real life vs the internet

[Natty]

So what is the difference? Find out here.

[Mr Flibble]

I love Red vs Blue!

That video is hilarious. And true. Funny and true.

[Gabez]

What was that you said?

 

I was too busy masturbating.

[Mr Flibble]

I was going to make that joke, but then I thought better of it.

 

You are wrong and dererve to die.

[Joshi]

Gimme your CD!

 

EDIT:

 

I don't see you giving me your CD!

[Natty]

Pink: so big boy...

Red: you're not a REAL girl

Pink: What? Yes I am!

Red: a REAL girl?

Guy in background: Who's a girl?? I like girls!

Red: Shutup you

Pink: Yes. I really am a girl hee hee hee hee hee

Red: Send me a naked picture

Pink: ... OK!

Guy in background: I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE! Does anyone else like Angelina Jolie? She's got ENOURMOUS lips!!

[Mr Flibble]

Send me naked pictures.

Do it now!

 

You aren't doing it!!

[Gabez]

  Mr Flibble said:

I was going to make that joke, but then I thought better of it.

I was going to make that joke and then I thought better of it too, but then I came back to this thread in a drunken stupour and thought better of it again, cancelling out the first better for it equalling a worse for it.

[DrMcCoy]

*is confuzzled*

[Joshi]

Why? it makes perfect sense to me.

 

Maybe you should get raped...twice. Maybe then you'll feel different.

 

 

Yes, I do feel worse for it.

[DrMcCoy]

*is even more confuzzled*

[Mr Flibble]

I hate you, and I hate the band you like.

[DrMcCoy]

 

*is also still confuzzled*

[Natty]

  DrMcCoy said:

 

*is also still confuzzled*

 

Click on the link and watch the video.

[DrMcCoy]

...I have "seen" the video... Its audio stream is broken, I can't play it with MPlayer, xine and vlc...

[Natty]

Get your poota fixed

[Mr Flibble]

Its audio stream is not broken, you Sir, are broken.

[Alien426]

Leave him alone, you monsters!! He can't help it. He has... may god have mercy... he has Linux... *sob* As if that wasn't bad enough already, now you heartless people make his life even worse!!

[DrMcCoy]

The audio stream is broken, or at least not standard conform... That's what it sounds like on my end... Also, there are quite alot "lavc_audio: error" lines in the debug output of MPlayer...

[Mr Flibble]

You're on Linux.

You thought you were safe.

 

Mr Gates is still hurting you, even over there on your Linux rig.

 

The ironing is delicious.

[Alien426]

standard:

"5. Something, such as a practice or a product, that is widely recognized or employed, especially because of its excellence."

--dictionary.com

 

It's not necessarily what some people decided, but what the masses do.

[DrMcCoy]

From The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing (19 Sep 2003) [foldoc]:

 standard

    <standard> Standards are necessary for [b]interworking,
    portability, and reusability[/b].  They may be de facto
    standards for various communities, or officially recognised
    national or international standards.

    Andrew Tanenbaum, in his Computer Networks book, once said,
    "The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of
    them to choose from", a reference to the fact that [b]competing
    standards become a source of confusion, division,
    obsolescence[/b], and duplication of effort instead of an
    enhancement to the usefulness of products.

    Some bodies concerned in one way or another with computing
    standards are IAB (RFC and STD), ISO, ANSI, DoD,
    ECMA, IEEE, IETF, OSF, W3C.

 

(Emphasis mine)

[Kjølen]

Kjølen is on Windows. Audio stream broken.

Kjølen loves Halo. Kjølen therefore angry. Kjølen smash!

[NiKo]

  Natty said:

Get your poota fixed

 

that made me laugh.

poota is slang for vagina in hebrew.

[Gabez]

  Mr Flibble said:

The ironing is delicious.

You meant irony, right?

 

I'd say that was a Freudian slip, but I don't know what that would actually mean...