Renegade Angel Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I just got this in my email > > CHILD BIRTH > > * * > > *Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The > > house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a > > 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could > > see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as > > she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while > > Connor was born. * > > > > *The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his > > bottom. Connor began to cry.* > > *The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the > > wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. > > > Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the > > first place......... smack his ass again. > > > If you didn't laugh at this one, there's no help for you...* I didn't laugh. although, If it's true, I'd like to know where s three year old learned the word ''ass'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Maker Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 o_0 This is just pathetic. Ok, kids what lesson did we learn today? If you answered delete any and all spam without a second thought you win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Angel Posted October 11, 2005 Author Share Posted October 11, 2005 Lol, I guess it was one of those Junk mail things. It was sooooo stupid. I didn't even crack a smile when I finished this. NO HOPE FOR ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Maker Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Same here, I thought it was dumb, Btw, whats the... Oh wait, we aren't allowed ot post email adresses on the boards <_< Bah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 I have a strong urge to lock this thread and beat you with a hose just for wasting 30 seconds of my life on this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I have a strong urge to lock this thread and beat you with a hose just for wasting 30 seconds of my life on this.... And I wish you would... Who doesn't get junk mail like this? I guess I don't get as much as I used to, but I used to see tons of stuff like that every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Kathleen sounds like a dreadful child. Swearing at age 3? I am not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Wo doesn't get junk mail like this? *hugs gmail* Kathleen sounds like a dreadful child. Swearing at age 3? I am not amused. Aye, the kind you throw at the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 Who doesn't get junk mail like this? Me? I never get any kind of crap and I still use my old hotmail account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I don't get junkmail, I guess I'm lucky. @ IS: your supposed to pelt people to death with old Ikea furniture and cement legos, not beat them with a hose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted October 12, 2005 Share Posted October 12, 2005 I have a strong urge to lock this thread... Me too and I couldn't resist... ...as for beating people, I use to sue them instead: it lasts longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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