StaffSaberist Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Evidently, you have never seen Star Trek IV. (To all: I am not a trekkie, I just like the original 5 movies because my grandfather did and I thought they were good movies. So there.)
JediMaster12 Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 StaffSaberist got it right. You get a bonus of 10 cool points! Glad you caught that. 798) You mix Star Trek with Star Wars 799) You wonder how the PC could miss a locked door when trying to bash it open 800) You wonder how long the list will go on
igyman Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 801) You count how much is left 'till the list reaches 1000. Evidently, you have never seen Star Trek IV. I've seen it.
JediMaster12 Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 Then you should have caught the joke silly 802) You call your worst male teacher Malak
Alkonium Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 804a) You call your girlfriend Bastila 804b) You call your boyfriend Carth 805) You write out your resumé in Aurabesh
PoiuyWired Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 798) You mix Star Trek with Star Wars Mixing that can get you killed! 806) You got beat up by a trekkie for using words like LightSpeed/schutta/blaster/TheForce/Queeway-wannabes while watching StarTrek. 807) You Mod your computer to look like T3/HK47/EbonHawk. 808) You think Gundams are just really big Jedis, cause they are obviously using LightSabers!
DarthSaboteur Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 809: You think Gundams are blaster-wielding Jedi due to their usage of beam weapons. 810: You think the Gundam series is secretly a Star Wars anime. 811: You think G-Gundam emphasizes the Star Wars theme because it was inspired by the Saga.
Dartz Nox Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 812) You make your Xbox look like the Millenium Falcon.
igyman Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 815) You start genetic experiments on monkeys in order to produce a Tach from which you can extract glands.
RedHawke Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 815) You start genetic experiments on monkeys in order to produce a Tach from which you can extract glands to make Tarisian Ale. Fixed! I wonder if we could get some of those people who make Romulan Ale make up some Tarisian Ale? Hmm...
PoiuyWired Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 816) you fail, and decide to make do with hamster scent glands instead.
The Source Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 817) When you have played the game so many times that it all looses meaning.
igyman Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 818) When you're thinking of starting a ''You haven't played enough KoTOR when...'' thread.
Alkonium Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 819) You attack someone with a knife because they said they played through slightly differently. 820) After going to court for 819, you attempt to Force Persuade the judge to let you go free. 821) While in prison, you think that an assassin is going to steal the identity of one of the guards, and let you out only to kill you.
igyman Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 822) When you're late for school, you try to Force Speed yourself there (but you get tired of running after about 50 metres)
JediMaster12 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 823) You start writing limericks for the games to every song in your music collection
igyman Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 823) You start writing limericks for the games to every song in your music collection Aren't you a bit guilty of this one?
PoiuyWired Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 824) ... you actually use the phase "charging up the loading ramp" before you try to make out with your girl. 825) ... instead of laughing senseless, your girlfriend reacts to you with HK47's definition of love. 426) ... while coving your wounds, you wonder if you should answer to her saying "There is a certain lethal charm in such a shot, I agree" or "Then I don't think I've ever been in love" 427) ... and she got sooo "shut up and press your mouth against my slimey lips" Bastila style! PS: Ok, thats pure fantasy for the last three... though I would so take any girl who did that home. :3
JediMaster12 Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 Of course igyman. I am sooo guilty. You don't want to hear what I had planned for Jolee. I was laughing for thirty minutes 828) You start writing absurd plots to the games that occur behind the scenes 829) You read some of these and it becomes etched in your mind like a bad song
RaV™ Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 I'm pretty sure all of you have been guilty of such things that you've posted. I'd post some things, but im far too guilty for that.
Alkonium Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 830) You create an mp³ out of random clips from the game mixed with techno music and it becomes a hit across the internet. 831) Every thought in your head relates directly to TSL. 832) You write an essay on TSL when you were supposed to write one on something completely unrelated. 833) You wear a veil over your eyes like Visas and get a severe concussion from all the things you walk into.
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