DarthAve Posted June 6, 2006 Posted June 6, 2006 Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that....
DarthAve Posted June 12, 2006 Posted June 12, 2006 this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was...
Peff Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 This is the story.. Sick huh ? There once was a man from Nantucket... His bestest friend was a bucket. But one day, something terrible happened. A man wearing short pants stole the bucket and used it to wash his unfortunately small size 5 pants with oil. The bucket suffocated from the oil, so the man from Nantucket buried his friend under a pile of woodchips. Little did he know, however, that the pile was set aside for the man wearing short pants. So he decided to burn the pile, using the bucket's flamethrower. But when he tried, he found to his dismay that the gas tank was filled with Water (ironic, huh?) that alot of sharks and the still-beating heart of several million ducks that like to eat chease. Little did the ducks know the bucket had pants in it. So then the frazzled little duckies were all dead, because their still beating hearts were in the gas tank. Then, a mean zombie rose from the dead earth, mumbling "Naruto rocks". Then the zombie went to the beach to crumple into a heap of rotting flesh, as originally intended. Then,another one rose from hell and then yelled "I'M RICK JAMES, BIOTCH!" and, Asked for Chuck Norris' phone number. Then, the jell-o puddin' pops made a sandwich with TACOS. Unfortanately the tacos Realiated and rebeled against a rubber duckie that was pink and was apparently from Narnia (A land which doesn't exist.) this duck was wearing flip flops of a certain color. That color was Transparent. meanwhile, on the other side of the planet :
DarthAve Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 The invasion of the men in short pants began. They began rampaging...
DarthAve Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 Barbera Stridsand. But the men in short pants didn't know....
DarthAve Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 So they bought a Queen CD and listened to it. Then...
Smon Posted June 14, 2006 Posted June 14, 2006 Johnny Mercury rised from the grave and partied with them until dawn. Well, as close to dawn as possible, you see...
DarthAve Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 (I hate you Smon, hate you, hate you, hate you) Then, the duckies formend an army to fight the.....
The Bard Posted October 15, 2006 Posted October 15, 2006 beatles. And then johnny mercury noticed his name wasn´t johnny it was actually freddy. It was the ectoplasm that effected his brain cells and that the...
90SK Posted October 16, 2006 Posted October 16, 2006 within the next few days, the world slowly stopped spinning, freezing everyone and everything related to the story so far, save one solitary character, that being...
90SK Posted October 17, 2006 Posted October 17, 2006 The chicken began laying eggs: one by one they...
The Bard Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 fuketed around. And the eggs started to burst showing little drops of...what is that? I don´t know... it was...
Mr Cheese Posted February 4, 2007 Posted February 4, 2007 ...lactic acid. That's right, these baby chickens were...
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