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Remember folks, Christmas is supposed to be about celevbrating the birth of some dude.

 

I think his name was Jebus.

 

Anyway, it's really a time to remember the life of a man that did stuff and things. He also got nailed. :D

 

But seriously, forget the presents, remember and savor this small slice of time you can spend with your loved ones.

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No, but by all appearances we are staring to think alike.

Must be all the mind-melds leaving psychic imprints. That, plus our near continual swapping of bodily fluids.

 

 

 

What!?!! I'm talking about emergency blood transfusions here people! Getcher minds outta the gutters, willya? For cryin' out loud, it's Christmas time!

 

Alright, that's better. Thank you.

 

After all,.. I haven't even mentioned all the hot, hot man love yet. :naughty:

:joy:

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Tws night the night before Christmas and all through space, not a creature was stirring, like a jedi named Mace.

The stage was set, the republic had won, but soon that night the Jedi would be gone.

The Jedi were tucked, all safe in their quarters, despite the distant battles with laser type mortars.

But then arose a disturbance in the force, the jedi cried out as the clones lacked remorse.

They fought valiantly but failed, like the Darth lord called Vader who was vastly hailed.

The Sith had won, the Jedi were gone.

So Merry Christmas to all, the Rebellion has begun!

 

 

Wow, I actually have creativity in me...so it's not the greatest, but meh.

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Did you know that National Darwinism Day so happenly lands on the same day as SuicidalXWing Day?

 

Yeah, I thought it was funny that the usual event on that day is having a bunch of friends popping sugar pills, usualy 1 out of 6 of those pills is cyanide...

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Did you know that National Darwinism Day so happenly lands on the same day as SuicidalXWing Day?

 

Yeah, I thought it was funny that the usual event on that day is having a bunch of friends popping sugar pills, usualy 1 out of 6 of those pills is cyanide...

 

 

Um, actually its 5 out of 6. And National Darwinism Day falls on your birthday, did you forget that already? How did you manage to survive this long?

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