Samuel Dravis Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Hello sweetpea. Stay away from the following peeps: Milo, Jmac, Samnmax, and Halo.Me too. Stay away from me, everybody. I HAVE AN INTERNET....a...er, I'll get back to you on that. Whatever it is, it can't be good, and will probably involve clogged tubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Go back to the Star Wars forums where you belong! Anyway... TSR, I want your hair. Whenever I try to grow mine out, it just gets all curly and sits there. I just want normal hair g*d*mm*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Go back to the Star Wars forums where you belong!If this is supposed to be the quality of welcome on this forum, then I salute you! Got any intoxicating liquids lying around? TSR, I want your hair. Whenever I try to grow mine out, it just gets all curly and sits there. I just want normal hair g*d*mm*t! Ha, I'm growing mine out at the moment. It is quite curly, which is strange - I haven't had long hair, well, in ever. I think I will look like a Kurt Cobain clone, but with four eyes. Creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 A newcomer? My most humbliest apologies young master, I'm just well-trained in repelling lost Star Wars gamers from the sanctuary of LFRD, I'm not the best welcome committee in the world. But anyways, look out for these people, and avoid them at all cost: Samnmax, Jmac, itchythesamurai. Got that? Good, I'm going to have dinner now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Those markings on your arms better not be razor cuts, TSR, that would completely ruin any of your appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 A newcomer? My most humbliest apologies young master, I'm just well-trained in repelling lost Star Wars gamers from the sanctuary of LFRD, I'm not the best welcome committee in the world. But anyways, look out for these people, and avoid them at all cost: Samnmax, Jmac, itchythesamurai. Got that? Good, I'm going to have dinner now.What happens, if, uh, I've already talked to the first two on the list and even had an argument with the second? Am I forever tainted? Oh yes, sweeptea, here is a rubber ducky for you. It is not the nicest ducky but will probably do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Yes. Oh, I recognize your name now! You an oldie, I've seen you about RD befoh. The new avatar threw me off. :$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Hello Bob, how long have you been an alcoholic? 17 years. Exactly, exactly 17 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Yes. Oh, I recognize your name now! You an oldie, I've seen you about RD befoh. The new avatar threw me off. :$ Last avvy was a T-REX, because T-REXes are awesome. I capitalize REX because REX means king, and king's names should always be CAPITALized since they're important. I bet if T wasn't REX, he'd be Mr. T, and that would be incredibly awesome. I can't imagine the kind of beatdowns he'd be able to give. However, I haven't ever talked to itchy directly before, probably because I don't post all that often here...maybe I should force a confrontation. You think a "yo mama" joke would do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 That would be rotflolalsmitsasp quality. Go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 That would be rotflolalsmitsasp quality. Go for it.Alright, let's see.. I'm a little rusty on insult-throwing, but maybe it will work: Hey itchy! Yo mama twice the man you are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Hey Samual Dravis. Welcome to the RD. KILL EVERYONE WHO SCREW YOU OVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Those markings on your arms better not be razor cuts, TSR, that would completely ruin any of your appeal. Lol, no. Its a biro, because i'm hardcore like that. good mama joke Sammy, it made me rotflolalsmitsasp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Hello sweetpea. Stay away from the following peeps: Milo, Jmac, Samnmax, and Halo. WHAT THE F**K? Why am I on that list and not jmac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 WHAT THE F**K? Why am I on that list and not jmac? Hello sweetpea. Stay away from the following peeps: Milo, Jmac, Samnmax, and Halo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 dumbass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Halo wins the stupid award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Naw, he's just a bit slow at times. I've got a mama joke! And it goes a lil' somethin like this: Yo! Yo mama's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Do you mean scrolls? I think the use of the term "rolls" in context with the idea of the layers of excess skin and fat would be much better used with the concept of a bakery, the humor being the relatioin between the bread rolls they produce fresh on site everyday, and you're mothers physical attributes. agreed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 You've totally just stolen my mojo. In fact, your mom's so stupid she thinks the Yellow Brick Road is a Slip-N'-Slide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Slip 'n slides are painful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Slip and slides are better when filled with copious amounts of alcohol. *Don't drink and slip and slide.* *Actually screw that, do it anyway.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 No, you're all wrong. Slip-n-slides are better when you have copious amounts of padding - in his mama's case the gratuitous rolls of fat - so I think she would probably like a yellow-brick road slip-n-slide. So THERE! In other news, I was thinking about PM'ing that dude itchy about his mom. Good idea or no? He hasn't taken offense at my earlier insult yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 I doubt he's even read it yellow brick road -> tin man -> cans -> ravioli -> italy -> rome -> hannibal (carthan general) -> Hannibal Lecotr -> cannibalism -> cannibal societies -> thrik's avvy ->idiana jones -> idiana jones ride in dysneyland -> pirate of carribean ride -> movie -> Johnny Depp -> Edward Scissorhands -> scissors -> barbershops -> Bill Doteriv -> military -> USA Army -> War in Iraq. Se how everything oh so neatly points back to the war on terror in the middle-east? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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