DarthAve Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 It sounds weird, but I'll give you advice, and it's cheaper than calling the Psychic Hotline. I'll take your problems.
KingCheez Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 Nobody wants your advice. You'll just laugh at their problems.
KingCheez Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Wait. I do. I have this annoying person I know, not really a friend, that is starting an advice topic like yours, on a web forum I go to. How can I tell them they're an idiot and the internet is just for downloading and discussing illegal software?
Klia Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Dear Ave: My boss keeps on making innappropriate comments to me at work. I like working for him but I think he has a thing for me.Should I sue him or sit on his lap like he says? -Klia
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Dear Ave: My boss keeps on making innappropriate comments to me at work. I like working for him but I think he has a thing for me.Should I sue him or sit on his lap like he says? -Klia Dear Klia This is a highly popular problem I'm asked with, except it's the math teacher. I say you ask him out, and turn into the psycho obsessive girlfriend. He'll dump you, and you'll be free of your creepy boss. That, or take in a slutty friend of your to work one day and hook the two of them up. -Avery
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Wait. I do. I have this annoying person I know, not really a friend, that is starting an advice topic like yours, on a web forum I go to. How can I tell them they're an idiot and the internet is just for downloading and discussing illegal software? Dear Cheez, I say you go keep your opinions to yourself. Having opinions in life and expressing them will only get you killed in a driveby. -Avery
Samuel Dravis Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Dear Ave, I recently tried to write a songish-type-thing, but failed miserably. Unfortunately I somehow ended up listening to emo songs (I seriously have no idea how that happened), and now I feel like chopping my ears off with scissors. What should I do? -Samuel
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Dear Ave, I recently tried to write a songish-type-thing, but failed miserably. Unfortunately I somehow ended up listening to emo songs (I seriously have no idea how that happened), and now I feel like chopping my ears off with scissors. What should I do? -Samuel Dear Samual, I can see you're probably down. Why don't you look up some funny online videos, like the Numa Numa dance or the Kitty Kat Dance. Or..... Here is a like to Santino's(from Rroject Runway) website. It's got some laughs for a Project Runway Fan or not http://www.santinorice.com
Smon Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Dear Ave Bad, Venture Bros. season 2 comes out in June, how should I prepare, Crapfully yours, -Smon
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Dear Ave Bad, Venture Bros. season 2 comes out in June, how should I prepare, Crapfully yours, -Smon Dear Smon, I say you shpuld prepare yourself by making a countdown calender and watching all the episodes you can cram into your TV viewing schedual. -Ave
Samuel Dravis Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 Wow, Ave! I feel better already just thinking about Numa Numa Man! Thanks, I will recommend you to everyone I know.
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 I know, now you pay me..... you know what I want... http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/files/santino_cometodaddy.mp3 Oh, ya'll know I was just trying to find an excuse to use this Santino clip.
Samuel Dravis Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 I wish I could, but I already gave my soul to these guys. Sorry.
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Oh rats, well, I just wanted to find an excues to use that sound clip. If you're new to the Razputin's Domain boards, let me tell you this.... http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/files/kara_crazy.mp3
Samuel Dravis Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 I guess playing Pychonauts does that to you. I mostly hang around the Jediknight and offtopic forums, so yeah, I'm not from around here.
DarthAve Posted February 26, 2006 Author Posted February 26, 2006 Yeah, I just hope you haven't read 'the fanfiction' yet. I f**** a person up, completly.
zelda 41 Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Dear Darth_Ave, Everyone hates me and I wish they didn't. What should I do to tell them I'm sorry and not get kicked off of the foarm? -Zelda
Smon Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 Dear Darth_Ave, Everyone hates me and I wish they didn't. What should I do to tell them I'm sorry and not get kicked off of the foarm? -Zelda "*ahem* Dear Zelda, You should go home and eat some dirt. Then you will totally be cool. -Darth_Ave *cough*" ....my ventriloquism rules...
DarthAve Posted February 27, 2006 Author Posted February 27, 2006 Oh, what did I just hit my head on???
Psychochaos3 Posted March 3, 2006 Posted March 3, 2006 Dear Darth, I hate puppets. And I don't know why. Why do I hate puppets? Here's your payment.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Carrey
DarthAve Posted March 3, 2006 Author Posted March 3, 2006 Dear Psychochaos, You probably hate puppets becahse either, 1. You've had some bad expierences with puppets or, 2. You've just seen some wacked up puppets in your lifetime.
Psychochaos3 Posted March 5, 2006 Posted March 5, 2006 Dear Psychochaos, You probably hate puppets becahse either, 1. You've had some bad expierences with puppets or, 2. You've just seen some wacked up puppets in your lifetime. Thanks. I feel relieved. Now that I know why(it was the second one. turns out I watched Chucky when I was 5) I can live with my hatred.
DarthAve Posted March 5, 2006 Author Posted March 5, 2006 No problem in helping!! Told you I was good, Cheez! You man-whore.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted March 23, 2007 Posted March 23, 2007 Yeah from last night. Oh burned so bad.
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