Smon Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 I've been playing PW:AA for quite a while now and am *this* close to beating it, seeing as I'm tired of driving threads way too off topic with my mini-courts, so I will direct all legal disputes here. Why? ... Uh... Let cases begin. Oh, also all my posts here will be accompanied by an image from here, depending on whether I'm on defense or prosecution. LET THE CASES BEGIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 Ok, Zelda and he damn 'ninjas'(if they even are trained in the ninja arts) stole my chiffon and I'm willing to send a pack of make-up deprived geisha on her ass to get back my damn chiffon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 This would put me on prosecution... Darth, if you would, please point out the thread where this occured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 The "It's not unusual[YURI]" thread, your honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 ("It's Not Unusual" added to court record) Please note page 1... ~ OBJECTION~ WE DON'T ****IN CARE, DARTH! NOW, NINJAS DO BELIEVE IN WEEKDAYS, "SCREW THAT" IS AN OBJECTION, AND I AM WINNING COMEDY POINTS, SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Note the sickly sweet comedy, as well as the lack of care in her voice. I would like to call Zelda to the stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 6, 2006 Share Posted March 6, 2006 The bitch ain't here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 6, 2006 Author Share Posted March 6, 2006 The bitch ain't here. That is because she did it. Ever hear her say "I didn't steal it."? I think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Well, am I gonna get back my chiffon? I need it to cover my headboard, since my birthday is on Sunday and my homies are sleepin' over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 Considering the defense does not have a response, I find her guilty, she must return your chiffon and say sowwy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Your honor, exactly what rules apply to this court? Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over. (note, you guys need some sort of punishment if she doesn't apply by the standards of the court) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I say for punishment, a shunning is in order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 How about punishment by being beaten with smilies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hello? Do I get a say in this? After all, this case IS about me! And Darth, you asshole,I didn't steal your ****in chiffon! My ninjas are dead,anyway cause of your CREEPY SANTINO-TIM GUNN- LOVIN SELF. SO **** YOU! Now, the ****in case is over your honor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Hello? Do I get a say in this? After all, this case IS about me! And Darth, you asshole,I didn't steal your ****in chiffon! My ninjas are dead,anyway cause of your CREEPY SANTINO-TIM GUNN- LOVIN SELF. SO **** YOU! You may speak your honar. Yo, Zelda! I'll be your free lawyer. I did stand up for you. Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Yes, Psychochaos3 is my new lawyer, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Yes, Psychochaos3 is my new lawyer, sir. Thank you Zelda. I would first like to call one of Zelda's ninja to the stand!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 You know what, don't bring up my liking of Tim/Santino/ anything realted to Project Runway obsession. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WIT THE SACRED F***** CHIFFON, YOU SLUTTY WHORE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 NINJA#137: Yo my pfizzle! What is happening in the fizzhouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WIT THE SACRED F***** CHIFFON, YOU SLUTTY WHORE. I'm sure you can testify to your case while refraining from vulgar language, Darth, least the court hold you in contempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I'm sorry, I just want my dang chiffon!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gruducuuz Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I'm sorry if I totally ruin the flow of this case, but, in order to understand whats going on... WHAT THE CRAP IS A CHIFFON? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 This is military court. Guilty until proven innocent. You can't handle the truth. Metal Gear. Whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zelda 41 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 NINJA#137: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CREEPY TIM GUNN-SANTINO LOVING GIRL!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! (dies) NINJA#48: *ahem*Your honor, we didn't steal the chiffton because we don't know what a chiffton is. Darth is just acussing Zelda because Zelda hates her cousin Tim Gunn. Darth is just a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 Your honor, exactly what rules apply to this court? Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over. (note, you guys need some sort of punishment if she doesn't apply by the standards of the court) Very well, if it would please the court this will continue, opening statements defense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychochaos3 Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Very well, if it would please the court this will continue, opening statements defense? Your honor. Gruducuz, Zelda's ninja, and myself do not know what a chiffon is. The ninja are too scared of Tim gunn-santino loving girls(that includes Darth). I had my associate Hobo Bob look into the case. I would also like to ask Darth one question crucial to the case. WHAT the $@#% is a CHIFFON???!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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