Smon Posted March 7, 2006 Author Posted March 7, 2006 Your honor. Gruducuz, Zelda's ninja, and myself do not know what a chiffon is. The ninja are too scared of Tim gunn-santino loving girls(that includes Darth). I had my associate Hobo Bob look into the case. I would also like to ask Darth one question crucial to the case. WHAT the $@#% is a CHIFFON???!!!! The Wiki entry on Chiffon. This only proves my point, they don't even know what it is, they could've stolen it unknowingly.
zelda 41 Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 NINJA#128: Wait. That wasn't toilet paper? Opps...
KingCheez Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 How can you sue the entire party when one ninja did it? EDIT: ( WTF!?!?)
Psychochaos3 Posted March 7, 2006 Posted March 7, 2006 How can you sue the entire party when one ninja did it? QUOTE] Yeah! The ninja did not know what it was in the first place! It is Darth's fault for not labeling fabrics! I also have evidense that ninja 128 was hipnotized into thinking that it was toilet paper!My associate has informed me that 128's meal that day was druged by an unknown person!
KingCheez Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Hypnosis. Of course. Darth_Ave has said several times, in these printed forum quotes, that she wanted to hypnotize boys to go out with her and poison her friend, et cetera. It is all but completely obvious that Darth is guilty.
Smon Posted March 8, 2006 Author Posted March 8, 2006 EDIT: ( WTF!?!?) April May uses her *ahem* feminine wiles to manipulate the judge in case two. Whether or not the ninja knew it was chiffon or not it was still a crime. Also, as anyone will tell you, ninjas are invulnerable to hypnosis.
DarthAve Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 HOW THE HECK ARE YOU NOT GONNA KNOW IT'S CHIFFON??? IT'S SILKY SMOOTH, AND IT'S LAVENDER IN COLOR!! PLUS, IT'S FREGGIN GLOWING!!! I JUST WANT YOU AND YOUR NINJA'S TO KNOW THAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE CHIFFON TO COVER MY HEADBOARD, I CAN'T HAVE MY HARD EARNED BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL COME OVER, AND ALL THOSE GLOWSTICKS AND POPROCKS WENT TO WASTE!!
Smon Posted March 8, 2006 Author Posted March 8, 2006 (There goes my credibility...) Ninjas are... used to uh... certain "treatment", treatment that includes silky smooth lavender toilet paper.
zelda 41 Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Sorry Darth. But ninja's IQ was 18. Plus, why do you need chiffton for a party?
DarthAve Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 My headboard on my bed is ugly, and if it ain't covered, my friends can't come over since my wall is crumbling, I have squeaky floors, and if I take a bath water leaks into the livingroom so if the headboard goes wrong, I can't invite my friends over to celebrate my birthday by getting on a sugar high and watching The Blair Witch Project.
zelda 41 Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 NINJA#983: Wait, if yours is lavender, how can this one be red?
DarthAve Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Oh, you have a female ninja, and it's a jerk too... IT'S NOT LAVENDER, IT'S CHIFFON. IT'S LAVENDER IN COLOR!!! Gosh!
90SK Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 NINJA#983: Wait, if yours is lavender, how can this one be red? Are you implying that you only used a portion of the Chiffon as toilet paper, or the whole thing and you just "held onto it" afterwards as material evidence?
Gruducuuz Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 *off topic* Hehe. Every time I look at that it looks like he's mouthing the word "crap" over and over. *On topic*
Psychochaos3 Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 If the chiffon here is red, than where is the stolen Lavender chiffon! Meanwhile at an abandoned warehouse, the hobo detective waits. Hobo Bob:I've finally found the chiffon theives. Mysteruous figure:Your efforts to retrieve the Chiffon are useless. With the powers in this fabric I can destroy Utah!Muhahahaha! Hobo Bob: You bas%#$d! Figure: Mutant panda #122, put him in the dungeon! Hobo Bob: You won't get away with this! Figure: I'm afraid I already have!Muhahahahahahahahaha!
zelda 41 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 As you can see my lawyar Psychochaos3 has determined the location of the lavender chiffton. Hopfully Hobo Bob can find the chiffton snacher! (lol! Chiffton Snacher is what the man shall be called)
zelda 41 Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Okay so since i didn't do anything then i guess i can go now. COURT IS ENDED
Gruducuuz Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 Its over?! But now what will we do for court themed fun???
Gruducuuz Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 How about we someone else, seeing as someone just tried to sue zelda?
Smon Posted March 9, 2006 Author Posted March 9, 2006 I want to sue Zelda 41 for spamming my oekaki. I'LL TAKE THE CASE! This is an open-and-shut case. Here is KingCheez's Oekaki. Note that right after Zelda is unbanned three poorly drawn doodles are released under the name LOLOLOL, which must be Zelda.
90SK Posted March 9, 2006 Posted March 9, 2006 [defense] That evidence is purely circumstantial. You can't prove that Zelda submitted those drawings. Furthermore, it is not the place of the court to critique the artistic abilities of the defendant, even if she did, in fact, post said "poorly drawn doodles". [/defense]
Smon Posted March 10, 2006 Author Posted March 10, 2006 This is true. However the evidence of absence is not the absence of evidence. Would Zelda please give her testimony of what she did after she was banned and what she did shortly after being unbanned?
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