Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 1, 2001 Posted August 1, 2001 Oh, she was probably just a crazed assassin robot from the future anyway...
Nute Gunray Posted August 1, 2001 Author Posted August 1, 2001 Impossible. The crazed assassin robots from the future would NEVER turn against the man that will unleash them during the Second American Civil War/World War IV.
Nitro Posted August 1, 2001 Posted August 1, 2001 Wait! He's still breathing!!! MEDIC!!! What happened, man? ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters
Nute Gunray Posted August 1, 2001 Author Posted August 1, 2001 I asked her if she was going out with anyone. She said she was. I made a hasty retreat.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 2, 2001 Posted August 2, 2001 *but before nute can drink it, Cracken grabs the bottle of beer from nute* Beer is a wussies drink! *gives nute a bottle of Jack Daniels Whisky* There's a mans drink! ------------------ This post has been proven more fun than nailing a weasle to your forehead! Because the weasle might care. OFFICIAL ANIME AMBASSADOR OF XWA.NET!™ Official Diablo II Guru!
Admiral Zaarin Posted August 2, 2001 Posted August 2, 2001 *thwacks Cracken over the head with a bottle of vodka, takes the beer and starts glugging it down*
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 2, 2001 Posted August 2, 2001 *is surprised but not fazed by admiral's attack, and in a druknen stupor (for he already had 5 shots of straight tequilla) says, in l337* d00d. !'|\/| |\|07 r34|)y f0r 4 f!gh7. !f j00 \/\/4|\| |\|4 f!gh7, (4ll m! 4g3|\|t. h3'5 4 h4ppy guy. h3 k|\|0\/\/ mu(h. y34h, h3 |)0. *H!(* [This message has been edited by Cmdr. Cracken (edited August 02, 2001).]
Nute Gunray Posted August 2, 2001 Author Posted August 2, 2001 she was working today, but didn't see me so she didn't get to look upon me with contempt or whatever. i wish this month would hurry up and school would start...fresh meat.
cLoAkEdWrAiTh Posted August 2, 2001 Posted August 2, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray: i wish this month would hurry up and school would start...fresh meat. INDEED. [This message has been edited by Wraith's Saber (edited August 02, 2001).]
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 2, 2001 Posted August 2, 2001 Wait!!! What if the guy she's seeing is a loser? What if he's a gay dog trainer from Iceland with a harelip? Nootle, she might be single a month from now--you never know. I say: give the girl the beer. See what happens. If her *cough!* 'boy' friend offers resistance, jump up and down like a frenzied chimp...then, when he turns away to look for Candid Camera, tag him in the back of the head with a chair. Victory must be gained from adversity. The bonus in any videogame is seldom unprotected.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 2, 2001 Posted August 2, 2001 Don't listen to me, though. All my dates end up with my insisting 'The female must comply!' For some reason they don't.
Admiral Odin Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 Yet I didn't attack Cracken. Why do I see Zoom with a very sore face? ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Nute Gunray Posted August 3, 2001 Author Posted August 3, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Don't listen to me, though. All my dates end up with my insisting 'The female must comply!' For some reason they don't. Normally, I would have found this immensely funny, but i have recently recounted the top three funniest things that have happened in my entire life, so anything less is just...less. (In case you care, the funniest thing i ever witnessed was when rune's car got dented by a water balloon)
Cmdr. Cracken Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 a water ballon? how the hell did that one happen?!?!? ------------------ This post has been proven more fun than nailing a weasle to your forehead! Because the weasle might care. OFFICIAL ANIME AMBASSADOR OF XWA.NET!™ Official Diablo II Guru!
Zargon Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken: *Beer is a wussies drink! Can I kill him now?
Taarkin Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 My mom's windsheld was cracked by a water baloon...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 3, 2001 Posted August 3, 2001 That's better than my windshield being cracked by your mom...!
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