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You were living in your car? SWEET!!! Another member of the club! I lived in my mini-van for about a month... I got tired of the crap I put up with in my house, so I grabbed a sleeping bag, bought a coleman stove, some bread, hot dogs, a pot, and a sh*tload of Kraft Dinner...

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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I had a great time giving people a tour of my 'house'... And my girlfriend at the time had a good laugh at the fact that we were making out on my bed in my room, and in the back seat of my car at the same time. biggrin.gif

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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Guest Rune Haako

I was living in my '93 Ford Tempo surviving off of Sun Chips and Mountain Dew. But, at least it was only for a week.

 

Tempos are tiny when you're 6' tall.

 

[This message has been edited by Rune Haako (edited August 04, 2001).]

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The dreaded American Mountain Dew!

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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I got nothing against Mountain Dew.. The stuff tastes great! It's just a certain chemical in the American version (that isn't allowed in Canada)... You know... The 'low sperm count' thingy.

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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Guest Zoom Rabbit

Okay, let's recap. Nitro has admitted in recent times to A: talking to a log, and B: living in his car.

 

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If he weren't Canadian, I would install him as President of the United States immediately. wink.gif

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Guest Borg Collective

Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

Don't listen to me, though. All my dates end up with my insisting 'The female must comply!'

 

For some reason they don't.

 

We are nonplussed. That line has never failed for us. Perhaps the problem is your approach.

 

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Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit:

Okay, let's recap. Nitro has admitted in recent times to A: talking to a log, and B: living in his car.

 

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If he weren't Canadian, I would install him as President of the United States immediately. wink.gif

 

you forgot c: Nitro has also admitted to dating 14 year old girls. Now he is perfect for the presidency. biggrin.gif

 

 

 

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(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

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*moves to the States* Where do I sign up?

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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Over there, by the sign that says "Schizophrenic Homeless Pedophles Annonomous"

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

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[This message has been edited by Taarkin (edited August 05, 2001).]

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Guest Lady Makoto

Originally posted by Taarkin:

Over there, by the sign that says "Schizophrenic Homeless Pedophles Annonomous"

 

 

 

Horray you spelled most of that wrong ^_^

 

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Personally, I'm surprised he spelt 'homeless' right!

 

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We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York.

We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

 

-Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

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Originally posted by Nute Gunray:

the funniest thing i ever witnessed was when rune's car got dented by a water balloon

 

WAAAAAAHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

 

*gasps for breath*

 

Something similar (in that it involved a car) also happened to me once in High School.

 

A friend was giving me an another friend a ride in his horribly rusted, dented, and scraped car. As we approached and my other friend I gripped the door handles (he in the front, me in the back seat), the driver said:

 

I warn you, it may be a little messy.

 

At which point we opened the doors.

 

As if on cue, three beer cans fell out to land at my feet, and the front passenger seat rocked visibly.

 

It was like something out of a cartoon. rolleyes.gif

 

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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.

 

[This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited August 05, 2001).]

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Originally posted by Nitro:

You know... The 'low sperm count' thingy.

 

 

That sir is falacie! I know for 2 reasons, I read it somewhere, and I have PROOF!

 

As far as I undersatnd it, MT. Dew actaully BOOSTS yoru sprem count, the high sugar content is like roids for your nuts, that type of food fuels lil guy production. I had my sperm count tested after I took a shot in nuts this spring, and I have a VERY HIGH SPERM COUNT, and I at the time drank 3-4 per day, atleast. Now I drink Beer instead

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