Admiral Odin Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rune Haako Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 SHUT UP ABOUT MY FREAKIN' CAR! THAT WAS MY HOME AT THE TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 You were living in your car? SWEET!!! Another member of the club! I lived in my mini-van for about a month... I got tired of the crap I put up with in my house, so I grabbed a sleeping bag, bought a coleman stove, some bread, hot dogs, a pot, and a sh*tload of Kraft Dinner... ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I had a great time giving people a tour of my 'house'... And my girlfriend at the time had a good laugh at the fact that we were making out on my bed in my room, and in the back seat of my car at the same time. ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rune Haako Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I was living in my '93 Ford Tempo surviving off of Sun Chips and Mountain Dew. But, at least it was only for a week. Tempos are tiny when you're 6' tall. [This message has been edited by Rune Haako (edited August 04, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The dreaded American Mountain Dew! ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 It is highly doubtful I could sleep in my car. Unless I had a really comfy pillow and some other stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rune Haako Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 You gotta problem with the Dew, Nitro? Take it up with my buddy, Mr. Pibb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 I got nothing against Mountain Dew.. The stuff tastes great! It's just a certain chemical in the American version (that isn't allowed in Canada)... You know... The 'low sperm count' thingy. ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Mountain Dew as a form of male birth control! Why am I just learning about this now? Uh,... excuse me,... I gotta run out to the nearest wholesale club store, where they sell soda by the case... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 4, 2001 Share Posted August 4, 2001 Okay, let's recap. Nitro has admitted in recent times to A: talking to a log, and B: living in his car. If he weren't Canadian, I would install him as President of the United States immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Waht do you call someone who thinks Mountian Dew is a contraceptive? A future parent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted August 5, 2001 Author Share Posted August 5, 2001 The best part was when we got to say his house was dented. And then we put that giant sub in it. That was one huge ****ing sandwich. Incidentally, the SECOND funniest thing that I ever saw also involved Rune, M&Ms, and the movie Godzilla... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Borg Collective Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Don't listen to me, though. All my dates end up with my insisting 'The female must comply!' For some reason they don't. We are nonplussed. That line has never failed for us. Perhaps the problem is your approach. ------------------ Resistance is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit: Okay, let's recap. Nitro has admitted in recent times to A: talking to a log, and B: living in his car. If he weren't Canadian, I would install him as President of the United States immediately. you forgot c: Nitro has also admitted to dating 14 year old girls. Now he is perfect for the presidency. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 *moves to the States* Where do I sign up? ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Ask the nice Chinese buisnessmen over there for campaign contributions and you will be well on your way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Over there, by the sign that says "Schizophrenic Homeless Pedophles Annonomous" ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic [This message has been edited by Taarkin (edited August 05, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Makoto Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Originally posted by Taarkin: Over there, by the sign that says "Schizophrenic Homeless Pedophles Annonomous" Horray you spelled most of that wrong ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 That's pretty much what I was going for, really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Personally, I'm surprised he spelt 'homeless' right! ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Spelt: a grain used in ancient times, the precursor to modern wheat. Look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray: the funniest thing i ever witnessed was when rune's car got dented by a water balloon WAAAAAAHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! *gasps for breath* Something similar (in that it involved a car) also happened to me once in High School. A friend was giving me an another friend a ride in his horribly rusted, dented, and scraped car. As we approached and my other friend I gripped the door handles (he in the front, me in the back seat), the driver said: I warn you, it may be a little messy. At which point we opened the doors. As if on cue, three beer cans fell out to land at my feet, and the front passenger seat rocked visibly. It was like something out of a cartoon. ------------------ It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery. [This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited August 05, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by Nitro: You know... The 'low sperm count' thingy. That sir is falacie! I know for 2 reasons, I read it somewhere, and I have PROOF! As far as I undersatnd it, MT. Dew actaully BOOSTS yoru sprem count, the high sugar content is like roids for your nuts, that type of food fuels lil guy production. I had my sperm count tested after I took a shot in nuts this spring, and I have a VERY HIGH SPERM COUNT, and I at the time drank 3-4 per day, atleast. Now I drink Beer instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 <font size=1>Dude. Way too much information.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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