Tek Gunner Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 Whoa, Nitro might get to see some girl on girl action. MY HAT IS OFF TO YOU, GOOD SIR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 You guys are sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 The only down fall Nitro is girls know what other girls like so you might be on the side lines. Not that that is a totally bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 One more thing nitro. Just how did this revelation of her being a switch hitter come about? Was it some thing like this... Nitro.."say Gill, you want to go to McDonalds and get a burger"? Gill:..."sure and maybe some mcnuggets too, oh by the way ,I go both ways". Nitro:.."huh, that's cool. Say ,you want to go see if the batterys are charged up in my camcorder"? [This message has been edited by GUNNER (edited September 11, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 Death, now you say there is no tension. But I bet given have the chance either one of these guys would make a move on ya or have wanted to at one time or the other. And if you ask them they both are going to probably lie about it and say no. Ask them though, tell them to be totally honest and that you wont hold it agaist them no matter what they say. I bet you at least once there was a time when they want to make a move on ya, unless of course they are gay. I'm almost positive there was a day when you might of wore a revealing top or some tight jeans or shorts and they were thinking to themselves. "OH MY JOSH, she is so hot, I would love to make a move". But for some reason or another , they said nothing for fear of what you might have said. Beleive me, it's happened wether they admit it or not. [This message has been edited by GUNNER (edited September 11, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 Truth! Okay, anyone wanna deny the truth of what Gunner's saying? *(Looks around.)* Believe me, if she ain't a barker...she's on the menu. My ex-wife and I were friends for a long time before one day she blurted out that she wanted to make hot rabbit sex. And today, when I have a lot of female friends, the only ones I wouldn't sack (under the right circumstances, morally *Cough! Cough!*) are the ones I find unattractive for one reason or another. So. To (others)...GET SOME!!! ------------------ 'What's up is clearly defined as the opposite of what is down, in this case being the strongest source of local gravity...failing that, in space, what's up is opposite the direction of accelerative G-force--or, coincidentally, the same direction I happen to be targeting with these laser cannon. Die, b*tch!' --Official forum space terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted September 11, 2001 Share Posted September 11, 2001 Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted September 12, 2001 Author Share Posted September 12, 2001 GUNNER, after what happened in NY today, I didn't think I'd laugh for a week... But DAMN!!! That was the funniest thing I've heard all day! Actually, we were talking, and it just sorta came up... (No pun intended) ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 You are one lucky some b!tch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 WARNING: Bisexuals are dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 it just sort of came up? Dang ,how come I never got the chance to date some girl that was willing to bring in her friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 I forsee that it is most likely to end badly. However,... I also forsee that you will most likely have the best time of your life before that happens. Good hunting, soldier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 I give my authorization, due to the state of national emergency, to use wartime pickup lines such as "Baby, I could be shipping out tomorrow or even tonight and I wanna know that I got someone back home to be fighting for." I HOPE IT WORKS. <small>because apparently nothing else does...</small> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 Nitro you lucky son of a gun! Hey, ask her if she has any *special* friend like her for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 Great Nitro; so now you're not only competing against every other guy, you're competing against everyone. Oh yeah, that's a real advantage. Originally posted by Admiral: Death Welcome (I don't think that has been said yet) Well, it's certainly not something you hear that often. Incidentally, use a comma. You sounded like you were making some sort of Sailor Scout attack. "Death Scream!" --Sailor Pluto ------------------ "Don't f_ck with the Jedi Master, son." --Mark Hamill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted September 12, 2001 Share Posted September 12, 2001 no no! "Death Welcome" sounds like a summon in Final fantasy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted September 13, 2001 Author Share Posted September 13, 2001 No, it sounds like Yoda's last words. ------------------ Ryan "Nitro" Cole - The man who can fly anything with wings... And some things without... "If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redwing Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Originally posted by GUNNER: Death, now you say there is no tension. But I bet given have the chance either one of these guys would make a move on ya or have wanted to at one time or the other. And if you ask them they both are going to probably lie about it and say no. Ask them though, tell them to be totally honest and that you wont hold it agaist them no matter what they say. I bet you at least once there was a time when they want to make a move on ya, unless of course they are gay. I'm almost positive there was a day when you might of wore a revealing top or some tight jeans or shorts and they were thinking to themselves. "OH MY JOSH, she is so hot, I would love to make a move". But for some reason or another , they said nothing for fear of what you might have said. Beleive me, it's happened wether they admit it or not. [This message has been edited by GUNNER (edited September 11, 2001).] ROFL no, I've never wanted to make a move on my best friend. Guess I'm gay. ------------------ At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Originally posted by GUNNER: "OH MY JOSH, she is so hot, I would love to make a move". But for some reason or another , they said nothing for fear of what you might have said. That's about 40% of my thoughts on an average day. Hell, I'm thinking that right now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUNNER Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Come on Nute, only 40%.. I was sure it would be more like 85% as I think that same thought about 100 times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 40% is that 20% is "I'm tired" 20% is "I'm hungry" 10% is "I want to go home" and the remaining 10% is task specific, such as typing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyan Farlander Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Originally posted by Nute Gunray: ... and the remaining 10% is task specific, such as typing this. Considering how much you post here, your day must consist of several more hours than mine does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 well, i DO have very little to do. holy crap, it's four am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 little to do + awake at 4 am <> logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Borg Collective Posted September 13, 2001 Share Posted September 13, 2001 Your human fixation with physical intimacy is fascinating. ------------------ Resistance is futile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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