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Guess what? I MET ANOTHER BISEXUAL GIRL THAT'S INTERESTED IN ME!!!!!

 

What are the odds? I guess God is just making up for all those years alone. biggrin.gif

 

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"If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!"

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Originally posted by Jem:

This sounds way to good, It's so perfect that something awful is going to happen for sure. So watch out!

 

I'm worried too...

 

 

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"If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!"

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Okay, just read all this...now, let me get this straight...(recap for all)

 

Nitro in love with Terra. (ahhhh, sweet!)

Terra has boyfriend. (boooo)

Gill kisses Nitro in van. (Yeahh)

Terra breaks up with boyfriend (who goes to college) (Yeahh)

Nitro decides to ask Terra out at dance. (get some)

Nitro fluffs it and finds out Terra is going with a friend. (Boooo)

Nitro decides to ask Gill out. (Yeahhh)

Nitro finds out Gill is bi! (he shoots, he scores)

Nitro finds himself set up with Genevieve (blind date)(whoa).

Nitro finds another girl (no Genevieve) who is bi! (home run, the crowd goes wild!!)

 

Okay, did I miss anything...?

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possible end result

 

Nitro seeing his chance, gets Gill and new girl to met. His hopes are high, but then disaster, Gill hooks up with new girl and leaves Nitro out of the equation. Nitro comes here and starts new thread about it.

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

 

God Bless America

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Originally posted by Zargon:

I can now say after the last month with the current one, girls truly are the devil

 

I'd like to correct a little mistake our dear friend Zargon has made on the word "devil", it actually is "evil" but he accidently put the letter d. I'm saying this because my equations clearly prooves that girls are Evil:

 

<div align="center"><img border="5" src="http://www.multimania.com/zetorealm/girls equation.jpg"></div>

 

see no d!

They are evil I tell you! all of them, run while you still can, RUN!

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[This message has been edited by Jem (edited September 25, 2001).]

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Originally posted by JR2000Z:

How is the borg able to reproduce?

 

You fail to comprehend the nature of the Collective.

 

You describe us as a species, or a race. We are not. We are one. A single individual. We do not reproduce, we simply grow (by assimilating new drones).

 

The closest we come to actual reproduction is the generation of new Unimatrices when the number of drones grows beyond a certain point.

 

Our one attempt at seduction ended in somewhat spectacular failure. In hindsight, the android wasn't good enough for us anyway.

 

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***MORE NEWS***

 

Turns out Terra's interested in me!!!

 

Ya see, since we're still like really good friends, we're hangin' out all the time... Now after Friday night's football game, she needed a ride home, and me, being the kind soul that I natually am, offered to drive her home... When we got there, she invited me in for a drink (non-alcoholic, I must point out... Drinking and driving is just plain stupid). Her parents were just on the way out for the next couple of days, but I still met the infamous MILF from my "embarrassing moments" thread tale... Terra told her who I was... But it's a fairly long and unrelated story, so I won't get into it.. And it turns out that Terra's dad is me in like 20 years! He's a hardcore gamer/computer guy, and NOT A NERD!

 

But anyway, we talked about stuff for a while, told some jokes, wrestled on her living room floor...

 

At one point, we were talking about all of our relationships gone wrong, and after telling me about how I had been there for her after her last breakup, she said, "I love ya, Ryan..." (love being used in the friendly sense), and it hit me, then and there, looking into her eyes as she smiled at me, that I was in love with her. With all my other gf's, it was like, "Yeah, she's fun to be around, but I love making out with her." With Terra, I could spend a night just watching her sleep, and be happier than I ever was fooling around with Gill.

 

As the night came to a close for us at around 1:30 AM, and we had out goodbye hug, I felt something different coming from her... Now let me explain that I have a high senativity to "vibes". I can tell a lot about a person just from what my 'spidey-senses' tell me about them, and when I hugged her that time, there was something there that wasn't there before, and it wasn't something bad... That and the fact that it was a good 15 seconds of huggy, squeezy, together forevery goodness. :p

 

So in the end, while I must point out that I have no physical proof that she likes me, my vibe-ometer has never been wrong about someone.

 

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"If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!"

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Originally posted by Nitro:

we [...] wrestled on her living room floor...

 

What do you actually mean with the word "wrestle"?

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Anyways juging by the ways fate is handling you she might end up wanting you and being a bisexual...

 

 

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Well, we were talking, and I tickled her... So she tickled me back, and within minutes we were on the floor, rolling around trying to tickle the hell out of each other, and having a great time...

 

With Terra, I'd rather do that kind of wrestling than the kind you were hinting at... And it's not that she's hard on the eyes... She's beautiful...

 

And very funny on the bisexual comment. biggrin.gif Me laughed good. tongue.gif

 

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"If they could get a washing machine to fly, our Nitro could land it!"

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