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I'm sure that most people have seen this show more than once, and as it is my favorite, I deemed it neccesary to have a thread dedicated to it. In this thread, you can post all the clips, pictures, anything you want (as long as it's related to Family Guy).

 

From the movie:

 

Peter walks to a booth in a resteraunt and sees Tom Tucker.

 

Tom: "Peter."

Peter: "Diane."

 

Post your favorite stuff here too :D

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Peter and Louise are making love at night in bed loudly, it cuts to stewie dreaming about rocking in a rocking chair, on a porch, on a farm and says "mmm, its good to have land" and the rocking sound of the chair is the sound of the bed squeeking

 

that was kinda hard to explain in writing

 

also

 

Meg to Louise and Peter : "you dont know anything about me!" *runs upstairs* i think thats what she said

Peter: "who's that guy?"

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hehe, nice.

Okay, the funniest part I can remember was from that episode when that british guy was trying to take over the bar that Peter and friends went to. He was inviting Loise to his daughter's birthday party when Peter walks in. There's a moment of silence, and then the british guy's like "Uh, this is awkward", and Peter's like "You want awkward? One time during sex, I called Loise Frank. Your move Sherlock."

hehe, I laughed so hard it hurt.

Also, the entire episode with the FCC was super funny.

By the way, what's the correct spelling for Loise?

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By the way, what's the correct spelling for Loise?

 

no idea, i just guessed spelling it

 

also, just about everything out of mayor west's mouth is hilarious

 

mayor west to meg: "how do you know my language?!?!?"

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Want Mayor West, eh? (btw it's Lois.)

From the Movie:

 

Asain reporter Trish Tackanowa is on the red carpet for the movie premiere.

T.T.: "Oh look, Mayor West. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?"

M.W.: "Box. Toaster. Maple Syurp. Oh wait, I take that one back. I'll keep that one for myself."

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Want Mayor West, eh? (btw it's Lois.)

From the Movie:

 

Asain reporter Trish Tackanowa is on the red carpet for the movie premiere.

T.T.: "Oh look, Mayor West. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers?"

M.W.: "Box. Toaster. Maple Syurp. Oh wait, I take that one back. I'll keep that one for myself."

That's hilarious :lol:

 

I just thought of another funny one. It's the episode where Peter finds out how "well endowed" Chris is, and becomes jealous, so when he's in the supermarket, he puts Stewie down his pants to enhance his "bulge' :lol:

 

And Johnny, no I haven't seen it. Is it good?

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I'm a big fan of Family Guy. It is highly underrated compared to The Simpsons (Which I hate now). It is so annoying.

 

For Family Guy, I prefer the Series to the Movie, Stewie Griffen - The Untold Story. The Movie was funny up until after the Interlude.

 

One of my funniest moments is on the Episode (The one where Brian gets married to Lois) is when Peter and Lois are making love on the floor and Stewie notices. He starts screaming and then Adam West goes:

"So you want a shouting contest Quahog?"

He starts screaming badly and he says:

"I'm beating you."

 

PS. Adam West is the funniest Celeb on the show.

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"You shall rue this day! Well, go on! Start Rueing!!"

 

"Damn you...ice cream...come to my mouth...how dare you disobey me...what are you looking at? You infantile stupid...! Damn you and such...I...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

 

"God watches me go #2? Oh, I'm a sinner and God's a pervert!"

 

"I think...that..."

"Dude, I know what you're going to say..."

"Shhhhh! Shhhhhh! Shhhhhh! I think that the only reason we die...is because we accpet it as an inevitablility! Whooaaaaa!"

 

"Jesus loves me, he loves me a whole bunch, that's why he puts Skippy in my lunch!"

 

Ahhhh, Family Guy. So many laughs, so little space...

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"I'm a pompous little antichrist who'll probably abandon my plans for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim!"

 

Mapplethorpe: "Okay Billy, who's your favourite athlete?"

Billy: "Reggie Jackson!"

M: "Okay, I'm going to draw him pooping on your chest!"

 

Lois: "Oh my God! They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa!"

Peter: "That's crazy! They'll just be hungry again in an hour...!"

 

Peter: "But Lois, breaks are a sin! Lunch is a sin! Beastiality is a sin...although I can't remember how it came up..."

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I remember that. Man...me and my friends were laughing so hard when we saw that. Here's another one I forgot about:

 

The family's at the public pool. The lifeguard says to Peter: "You can't park your van on the diving board."

Camera shows the diving board, and its Chris.

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