The Rhyming Story Game

[Smon]

Crossovers are as old as time itself, so this is the rhyming story game! Put simply you must follow up to the previous poster's post with a two line message, the first must rhyme and the second must be rhymed by the next person.

Example:

PersonA:

I sat on a tree,

and then drank some Grog.

 

Person B:

So I jumped on a log,

but it was too hard.

 

Person C:

So I smeared it with lard,

and jumped on a bus.

 

and so on, and so on, anyone wanna start?

[Fealiks]

Looks like fun

 

Ahem

 

There once was a girl named Peter

She was mentally disturbed and bullied at school

[Smon]

So one day a mean girl shoved her into the pool

Sadly it was her teacher, Ms. Rivers,

[PoM]

The water in the pool gave Peter the shivers,

she wanted revenge and constructed a trap.

[DarthAve]

A trap that had hinges and doors that went snap!

The trap was finally finished on a Sunday.

[Fealiks]

It was even equipped with "Bum spray"

which was like "fart gas".

[DarthAve]

In which the scent will eventually pass

So the plan was ready

[PoM]

Ready and steady,

the trap was made for slaughter and blood.

[DarthAve]

but when it was time, the trap was a dud

So Peter had to start out again,

[Mr Cheese]

A new one that would cause Miss Rivers great pain.

This one would take about a month...

[Fealiks]

...Peter tried to think if something that rhymed with "month",

Until she realised it was a near impossible task...

[Smon]

So Mr. Cheese had a chance to bask,

at the glory of his near impossible word...

[Fealiks]

His attepmpts were considered absurd,

Critics knew there was no rhyme for the word "month"

[Mr Cheese]

And so everyone just rhymed "month" with "month",

While Peter made her trap out of silver.

[itchythesamurai]

And baited it with silver

Suffering would be known that morn

[Mr Cheese]

Suffering like that of rancid corn.

The kind that would make you turn purple.