Miss_Mayhem Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 No, no, haven't you heard of Chainsaw? The new cologne sensation thats sweeping the nation?
milo Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Double-Post- You're just dying to get that custom title, aren't you?
milo Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Okay, I'll double post too. Cologne...I've found that most girls like something kind of tropical, or fruity or something. Citrus=secks.
Samnmax221 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 I need a new offensive shirt to kick off a quickly aproaching school year. I'm already in trouble for telling an abortion joke at the dinner table.
Samnmax221 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Okay, I'll double post too. Cologne...I've found that most girls like something kind of tropical, or fruity or something. Citrus=secks. **** Cologne, just start ripping her clothes of while yelling "Me Milo! You cheap whore I met yesterday, make sturdy baby container!"
Halo_92 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 @milo Kinda it would be nice How about ****(9&(&^^&%*^%I
milo Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 **** Cologne, just start ripping her clothes of while yelling "Me Milo! You cheap whore I met yesterday, make sturdy baby container!" But I always get arrested when I do that.....-_- @milo Kinda it would be nice How about ****(9&(&^^&%*^%I Go for it dawg. You know, I'm ten posts away from unlocking mine, and I haven't a damn clue what I'm going to use.
Samnmax221 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 How about something like "STELLA! THE JEWS CONTROL HOLLYWOOD!"
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 I usually wear a crushed velvet suit and a doo-rag when I go outside.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 But I always get arrested when I do that.....-_- Go for it dawg. You know, I'm ten posts away from unlocking mine, and I haven't a damn clue what I'm going to use. Change it to "i <3 lamp" milo. DO IT.
milo Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 How about something like "STELLA! THE JEWS CONTROL HOLLYWOOD!" Shweet! Well, maybe. I dunno. Johnny sort of tainted the ones I was going to use.
milo Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Actually, I know exactly what I'm going to use. You guys are gonna luv it. Well, maybe not.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 But you don't go outside?!?! I did today and last Tuesday. HAHA I WIN.
Samnmax221 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 Guidance counselors piss me off, no I'm not a ****ing people person!
Halo_92 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 My birthdays coming up on Oct. 30. Yes! New stuff! I like new stuff!
Poopdogjr Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 I urinated on my guidance counselor. They tried to like counsel me or something, and I was all like Blgaghhg and I just busted out in his face. The thing is, I think he liked it.... Seriously though, I never liked my counselors in high school. They didn't actually give a damn about any of their students. Same with college. It wasn't until I actually got into the art department at my school did I get a caring advisor. Maybe if you pee on your counselor it might help.
Halo_92 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 She can have her gay ass emo kid any day, I'll take my scrawny intelectual anyday. Yea same here.
Halo_92 Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 God no, I ment that I dont care for gothic-emo people.
DarthAve Posted September 1, 2006 Author Posted September 1, 2006 Well, whatever. I talked to Chase today!
DarthAve Posted September 1, 2006 Author Posted September 1, 2006 He said no!! I swear, I feel so much better. And we're still friends.
KingCheez Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 And then he said "you're not popular enough to be my 'girlfriend' but i plan to have sex with you at least twice a day" and you shoved him against a tree and made out with him rite
Halo_92 Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 You confused me. Did you want him to say yes or no?
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