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Sub-Zero could pwn Scorpion any day of the week. I loved using him in MK. As for Wizards, I dunno. I'm tottally biased so of course I'd say Ninja would win. But this debate could go on forever. Zombies, Robots, Cowboys, Mummies, Luberjacks, Dogs all of these groups kick ass. To have them all out brawl would be too much for the human mind. Your head would proabably 'asplode if you ever saw a Ninja fight any or all of these things. So it's safer to just say Ninja wins all.

Superheroes? :xp:

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Are you kidding me? Superheroes pwn ninjas on a regular basis. They are the cannon fodder of the comic universe.

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Mixing them can destroy the universe, so be careful.

 

Famous Ninja that defeat all Superheroes:

Batman

Solid Snake

Predator

Strider

Ask a Ninja

Sheik

Dr. McNinja

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Pfft superheros. Like previously mentioned, any fight witnessed would be deemed too Awesome by our brain and result in our immediate spontaneous combustion. But if I had to guess, a single Ninja could kill every supero hero ever and then mack it with all their widows. That's just an educated guess though. We'll have to run computer simulations and such of course to get a much clearer idea. But the results will be exactly the same. Except more computery.

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I propose an übercreature to rule above both pirates and ninjas...

 

A pirate-ninja-zombie-mummy-werewolf-vampire-hobo-monkey-dog robot powered by the flesh of innocent kittens and Chuck Norris' flexing.

Chewbacca in a toga will be his second-in-command.

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