Poopdogjr Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Thank you all for welcoming me and my drugs back into your hearts and veins. Pirates aren't that bad. Now I ain't sayin' I loves em. Cuz I dont. But they are a Ninjas natural enemy. And ninja's freakin rule. So, it's not easy to make friends with the enemy. But I will respect their right to live. And violate that right whenever necessary. Or even unecessary. Or when it might be mildy amusing or just out of boredom. Also Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson is better then Johnny Depp as drag queen pirate Hunter S. Thompson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 That reminds me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halo_92 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Pirates for me. free rum. Oh and don't forget the rum. Wait did I already Say that? Anyways, GO RUM!!!!1! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Ninjas Kick Butt!!! 1.Nice moves. 2.Stealthy kills. 3.Trowing stars. 4.and my favorites..SWORDS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Ninjas Kick Butt!!! 1.Nice moves. 2.Stealthy kills. 3.Trowing stars. 4.and my favorites..SWORDS!! 1/2 of those things pireats have. The swords, and the nice moves. C'mon. Anyone who's played the game Pirates! knows that guy can dance. Also, ninja's may have throwing stars, but do ninja's have lusty pirate wenches that look like Keira Knightly? I DON'T THINK SO! And the kills can be replaced with the rum, the booty, and the parrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 Ninjas can rid of their own shadow and hide behind broomsticks. They also get paid very well. They get free sushi and plane tickets to Japan, and they dont have to suffer from scurvy, malnutrition, tooth rot, gingivities, sea sickness and dont have to endure days after days of eating nothing but hard tack and clams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Ninjas can rid of their own shadow and hide behind broomsticks. They also get paid very well. They get free sushi and plane tickets to Japan, and they dont have to suffer from scurvy, malnutrition, tooth rot, gingivities, sea sickness and dont have to endure days after days of eating nothing but hard tack and clams. Agreed, points for the NINJAS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 High5 me! *holds out hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 *Gives high five* Also, ninjas have cool adventures, like Ryu in Ninja Gaiden. (One of the most coolest ninja games ever!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 Shnaps! I forgot *splodes and dies* Linkage! The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Vote Ninja for Prez in '08! Ninja ForPrez' MySpace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Pirates are hotter. Period. And plain cooler. If it was down to a rap battle, a pirate would absolutely pwn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 5, 2007 Author Share Posted January 5, 2007 I didn't know you swang that way ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Indeed, please give a demostration of your pirate rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 Ninjas can rid of their own shadow and hide behind broomsticks. They also get paid very well. They get free sushi and plane tickets to Japan, and they dont have to suffer from scurvy, malnutrition, tooth rot, gingivities, sea sickness and dont have to endure days after days of eating nothing but hard tack and clams. Yeah, but Rya is a pirate. And you can't get more awesome points than having Rya on your team. Even though Rya's actually a robot, so she's on the robot's team. But she was a pirate in one episode when her relationship with Craig was revealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 My point being Ninjas hardly speak, so they can't know many words, mm? Pirates on the other hand, talk lots, and are sure to know plenty of words, little words, big words, and normal sized words, all of which are sure to beat a ninja in a rap battle. I in know way have any rapping skills, its all ear candy to me, just proving that Pirates would be better rappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Indeed, please give a demostration of your pirate rap. Uhhhhh......see above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 6, 2007 Author Share Posted January 6, 2007 Where did you get the notion that ninja dont speak? Maybe you need exposure to modern ninja, like the ultra shmexy Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted January 6, 2007 Share Posted January 6, 2007 Where did you get the notion that ninja dont speak? Maybe you need exposure to modern ninja, like the ultra shmexy Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Mayhem with a gun to my head *cocks gun* is forcing me to say Ninja. However, I totally agree. They are *flips page of script* really awesome and will one day conquer the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted January 7, 2007 Share Posted January 7, 2007 Ninjas don't talk on the job, 'twoud blow their "cover." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 7, 2007 Author Share Posted January 7, 2007 You obviously havn't read Dr Mcninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 If he was really a doctor, i don't think he would get too many returning patients. Because most of them would be decapitated. That's my punchline right there. I know, it's weak. But I got nothing today. Deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Ha. Haha. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Ah, sympathy laughter. Where would I be without it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 14, 2007 Share Posted January 14, 2007 Dead probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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