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I'd like to see the movie Ninjas of the caribean 2058. It's about ninjas in the future, on future space ships. In the part of the galaxy called caribean. Because I don't know the correct way to spell it and this is also funnier.

 

Basically it's 120 minutes of Ninjas with jet-packs and lazour swords slicing and dicing space pirates who have lazour hand hook thingees. But they aren't as cool as the space ninjas for OBVIOUS reasons.

 

Plus we'll throw in a hip-hop soundtrack and make the movie in smell-O-vision. But the only smell will be poo gas.

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Depends on their weapon of choice and accuracy:

 

Novice ninja VS Blackbeard -->dibs to the pirate

Beatrix Kiddo (babe from Kill Bill movies) VS most other pirates -->Beatrix

Halloween ninja (costume) VS You coping movies/music -->Who knows?

 

Cutlasses, shurikens, pistols (we talking about one-shot mini-muskets or rad laser ones?), katanas...

 

BUT.......................NINJAS!

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Dude, Dracula is a joke. He's not even worth me internet mocking. That's how below me Dracula is. That being said, some vampires are cool. Just not Dracula.

 

*Edit: Except Dracula voiced by Phil Lamarr on Billy and Mandy. He is amazing and everyone should love him, and want to be with him.

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Dude, Dracula is a joke. He's not even worth me internet mocking. That's how below me Dracula is. That being said, some vampires are cool. Just not Dracula.

 

*Edit: Except Dracula voiced by Phil Lamarr on Billy and Mandy. He is amazing and everyone should love him, and want to be with him.

What about Nosferatu?

 

nosferatu-adVent.jpg

 

you gotta admit those are some sweetass eyebrows.

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