DarthAve Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 Oh man. Mimes pwn all forever. I'M GONNA BE A MIME. When I was in the 4th grade, I wanted to be a mime. and Zelda, try a little of this
Princess_Dark Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 I don't like Naruto anymore, so I shall say this once: Pirates pwn and the Narutards should shut up about "mystic powers and "nine tailed deamon" crap. Ninjas don't do that s***!!!!! GROW UP
DarthAve Posted August 2, 2006 Posted August 2, 2006 Hey Darth, It says it was made by ASK A NINJA. You dumbass, It's making fun of Ask a ninja.
Poopdogjr Posted August 27, 2006 Posted August 27, 2006 A ninja/Pirate thread should never die. Unless a ninja kills it. Then, it's ok.
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 27, 2006 Author Posted August 27, 2006 Reviviness galore, Poopdogjr speekz da truth, this thread shall live on till eternity.
Halo_92 Posted August 31, 2006 Posted August 31, 2006 , this thread shall live on till eternity. And it will for Pirates Pwn any day. Even though Sly Cooper pwns both:smash:
St. Jimmy Posted September 1, 2006 Posted September 1, 2006 wow. I used to want to be a mime aswell. but now. I've seen the light.
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 1, 2006 Author Posted September 1, 2006 I want to be that dancing thing in your sig.
St. Jimmy Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 I want to be that dancing thing in your sig. Don't we all?
DarthAve Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Pirates win because Shane, mom, Cassey and I are pirates. We never forgot.
Halo_92 Posted September 2, 2006 Posted September 2, 2006 Ninja's are complicated Little S**ts. Pirates are awesome, Alls they have to do is get layed, Drink alot, and pillage and plunder.
zelda 41 Posted September 3, 2006 Posted September 3, 2006 Here's what it takes to be a real ninja: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX-FKPnHJ6U
DarthAve Posted September 3, 2006 Posted September 3, 2006 Yeah, but do ninja's play putt putt golf? Or seduse lusty pirate wenches? I don't think so. Are there ninja wenches?
Poopdogjr Posted September 3, 2006 Posted September 3, 2006 Ok serisously...... Ninjas freakin' RAWk.....HARD. Hands down they beat pirates. And maybe lumber-jacks. MAYBE. It depends on alot of factors. Like airspeed, and temperature, and magic and stuff. But Steven Segal will always rule everyone. Period. I would LOVE to see a ninja play put put golf. The thing is, you wouldn't actually be able to see the ninja play. They would be hiding the entire game, and be so sneaky that if you watched the course, you would only see the ball slowly move around all by itself. Ninjas are so badass, they would be invisble to your naked, untrained eye. Plus you would get a ninja star in your eye for tryin' to watch a ninja. And I do hope there are ninja wenches. Cuz that'd be cool.
St. Jimmy Posted September 3, 2006 Posted September 3, 2006 Nah, Ninja wenches would lower the standard of ninja coolness. I think...
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 4, 2006 Author Posted September 4, 2006 I totally agree with you PoopdogJr, (eesh, ya hadda pick a name hard to shorten, eh?), lets team up as random villains complete with the cheesy duds and terrify/enlighten the populace to the AWESOMENESS that is the ninja.
Poopdogjr Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 I totally agree with you PoopdogJr, (eesh, ya hadda pick a name hard to shorten, eh?), lets team up as random villains complete with the cheesy duds and terrify/enlighten the populace to the AWESOMENESS that is the ninja. I'm totally there. I really wish I had picked a different name. I don't know why I did poopdog. Anyway: We will enlighten those who are willing to listen, and deficate upon the souls of those that don't. Maybe we'll get like a rocket-car or something too. Plus the lumberjacks will proabably want to be friends with us at that point, and then we can all hate on pirates. Robots, zombies, magicians, mimes and others will have to sort out their allegiances in due time.
Poopdogjr Posted September 4, 2006 Posted September 4, 2006 Ummm, I guess we would all gather to eat Chicken Patties on the night of a full moon. And spank one another with wooden paddles for some reason. That'd be it. We welcome everyone and don't want to make stuff to long or confusing. Maybe we could do some other stuff too. Play a couple of games of DING-DONG-DECAPITATE. We could all cut down trees with our bare hands and then run around with swords and throwing stars. I'd like to think the mimes would come around to our side, and maybe robots too. Lumberjacks are pretty much garunteed. If so, we would all pretend to be in invisible boxes and do the robot dance as well. Make up your own initiation ceremony! It'll be fun.
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 4, 2006 Author Posted September 4, 2006 Yayness, [badsinging]we get to enlighten/terrify the populace[/badsinging]! I am so there, but you will never see me other than at the corner of your eyes, for I have been practicing ninjitsu and thus am silent and sneaky and other stuff that begins with the letter 'S'. And of course robots would come to our side. Ninjas are from Japan, and the most advanced, deadly and smart robots are from there as well. Mimes...maybe, we'll see. Lumberjacks? Definitly. Oh and of course we gotsta make peace with the zombies.
St. Jimmy Posted September 5, 2006 Posted September 5, 2006 ZOMBIE NINJAS WOW! We could do something like... lay down a field of (set) mouse traps and cross the traps while balancing a shot glass of sake and juggling ninja stars while reciting the special ninja's badass creed...
Miss_Mayhem Posted September 5, 2006 Author Posted September 5, 2006 Hellz yeah! Piece o' cake for a true ninja-beleiver.
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