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DOOM!!!

 

And now for something completely different.

 

I just stumbled upon a random website called furcadia whilst surfing Mashi's webpage. I've tried it out, and I'm kinda confused and stuff. So, I want to know. DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE GO ON WHO CAN HELP ME?!?!?!

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Gir is cool. But Zim is better in my opinion.

 

Zim-You're using Tak's ship aren't you?!

Dib-Yes, Zim, I-

Zim-Aren't you?!?!!?

Dib-I JUST SAID YES! Man Zim, you have listening problems...

Zim-AREN'T YOU?!!?!??

 

Zim-You're nothing, Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

Dib-Okaaaayyyy... There are all kinds of things wrong with that.

 

GIR-*jumping out of a turkey* It's me! I was the turkey all along!

Zim-I was wondering what that was doing there. GIR! I'm delaying the brain parasite plan for now. I want you to-

GIR-I was the turkey! Me!

Zim-Yes... So you were... Look! Just monitor these containment levels!

GIR-Okey dokey! *GIR begins pushing buttons rapidly.* Lookit me go! I'm doin' it!

 

Backseat Drivers was my favorite episode. :3

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I just figgered out--Mayhem's a cali girl!

 

Oh snaps, you're right! I do live in Lalaland, where it's Ipod or bust, the boobs are fake, the sun is torture, and people fire illegal fireworks alongside the cops with little fear. SoCal to be exact, and not in the rich area that MTV milks.

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I just mastered the art of eating chow mein with a pair of chopsticks, and boy does it feel good. I bet I'm the only one here who can do that.

 

@ Mayhem

I have to ask you--do you surf, or live next to a movie star?

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I can barely swim and my neighborhood is considered by a classmate to be the ghetto. That makes me laugh, since a very trendy and rich neigborhood is less than a mile away. I techinically live in the latin section of town where most people are hispanic, like me. And about a few square blocks are considered poor, but like I've said, rich and poor are side by side. It's called Caliwierdness. And i have seen moviestars before. I am pretty sure I saw I saw that guy from ER whose name begins with a G that I cant remember inside the Taco Bell with some friends/business dudes. Oh, and I've shaked Antonio Villariagosa's hand. I have the picture in my album, but I'm more amazed that I turned out looking alright and not like a scary emo girl with a tan.

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People should use more magic in thier everday lives. Like to zap stuff or make chicken patties appear out of thin air. And robots should be running around and stuff by now. It's the future! We need some crazy futuristic stuff! Also, i want a jetpack. Or a hover-board like in Back To The Future.

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So, I found out where a friend of mine gets all of his money from. He's always been rolling in the Benjamins, and I just thought he worked a lot. He bought himself a brand-new honda civic the other day, with no help from his parents. I couldn't figure it out, until he told me.

Apparently, he's one of the biggest drug dealers in our city. He can easily make a grand in one night. And he says he's been doing it since fourteen. All those years, and I never even suspected him. Crazy, neh?

Christ, I've got some weird friends.

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Crappers, that's fureaky! There was this one time this one friend found this one girl's stash of weed that she had left somewhere at school. I always knew something was weird 'bout that girl, the secret stash made it all make sense. She once showed us her lighter in the bathrrom. And I remember the actor I saw, it was George Clooney from ER. My friends are weird themselves, though I'm pretty sure they dont do drugs. Iw ont get specific, the Caliweirdness of it was would make you go splodey.

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