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Well, don't shoot my boyfriend.

 

He's not my boyfriend, but next time he's on IM, I'm asking hin out. WISH ME LUCK!

You're going out with someone you met online? Are you ****ting me? How do you know he's not going to rape you?

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Wait is someone suggesting he's an evil roboitc Geraldo Rivera? Cuz that'd be cool. I wonder if his moustache is robotic as well? Hmmmm...

 

Only an evil-robotic-headed Albert Einstein would be cooler. And he and I are busy fighting in the Time-Stream Wars, so I don't think that's possible.

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Also, the greatest thing ever happened today.

 

I went to the library and well, i'll ust explain...

Me-Tra la la, biorgaphies. WAIT A SECOND?

~runs back to a bookshelf and picks out a book.~

Me-NO F***ING WAY!!!

~the book is Chuck Norris's autobiography~

Me-I MUST HAVE IT!

 

I didn't get it though, next time I will.

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True story:

I asked my little brother "Hey, if you could be part Dracula, what kind would you be?"

 

Needless to say this confused him, for about a second, afterwards he replied "The top half," and then the world ended.

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OK, I saw that autobiography on Chuck waaay before the whole "I LOVE NORRIS" fad started and thought it was funny that he had wrote a book. I think I read something about him overcoming stage-fright or something? Is that true? If so cool. Good for him.

 

Plus STEVEN SEGAL RAWKS SOOOO MUCH MORE THEN CHUCK. That's a fact. Einstein proved it.

 

Secondly, that guy in those pictures....totally gay.

 

Thirdly, I would want to be Draculas hair. Cuz when he turns into a bat, where does all that hair come from? My theory is the hair on his head grows and covers his while body when he turns into a bat. Which is neat.

 

Also, it sucks that the world ended after your brother answered you. What a bummer.

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