Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.) I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY.
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell. Only if you do it after he's had a really spicy burrito or something.
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you?
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you? Clerks was a good movie.
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Zomg, how can you support Kevin Smith like that?! He blasphemed against Catholicism!
KingCheez Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY. I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH. Shut up. FAG.
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH. I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed. Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Shut up, you jew. Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED.
KingCheez Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED. HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles. Hehe, somebody should set up Mephiskapheles, since they aren't very good and all.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU? I was thinking either that or HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT idk which one's funnier though.
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU? I was thinking either that or HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT idk which one's funnier though. Survey says...option one! What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Survey says...option one! What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance. no politickin' itt itchy.
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through!
St. Jimmy Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 My favorite part was when that guy (Either Lot or Joab.. can't remember his name) got totally ****ed over by God over a bet with Satan. Job.
DarthAve Posted November 26, 2006 Author Posted November 26, 2006 i still like mine the best. Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big "Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers."
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 You guys never cease to creep me out. On another note, Jmac now has the officially most Osakaish avatar of anyone here. And I applaud it.
RicardoLuigi... Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big "Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers." i don't watch that show. i saw like 5 minutes once and it was this episode where big is in the pool wearing a jockstrap. and then they make a bet to see if he can jog for 5 minutes straight and he only did 2 minutes. and then i changed the channel. now that's a good story. =)
Samnmax221 Posted November 26, 2006 Posted November 26, 2006 But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through! Just hate Putin, that satisfies everything without making an ass of yourself.
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 27, 2006 Posted November 27, 2006 We need a Political Rants thread, becuz it cheeses Jmac off, and becuz Samnmax is so straightminded about keeping the subject up. ...just 9 more posts...
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