Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 You know what's a good story everybody? The Bible. M'kay. (Especially Leviticus.) I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Hey, I've always said that plunging yourself into the depths of another man's rectum is just priming yourself for a plunge into the fiery depths of Hell. Only if you do it after he's had a really spicy burrito or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Geeze Jmac, doesn't the word "felching" mean anything to you? Clerks was a good movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Zomg, how can you support Kevin Smith like that?! He blasphemed against Catholicism! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT FAGS GOING TO HELL. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT WONDERFUL STORY ITCHY. I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH. Shut up. FAG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I LIKE THAT PART ABOUT JEWS GOING TO HELL - WHICH IS IRONIC BECAUSE IT'S JEWISH. I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Shut up. FAG. Shut up, you jew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 I can't stand it when youngsters these days use "Jew" as a slang word, in noun, adjective, or verb form. Thankfully, "Jewly" hasn't caught and adverbs have thus remained relatively unscathed. Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Shut up, you jew. Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Hey at least I ain't gay. Like you. OH **** BURNED. HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Shut up. Uhh... Mephistopheles. Hehe, somebody should set up Mephiskapheles, since they aren't very good and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 HOW DO YOU RECREATE THE HOLOCAUST STICK A QUARTER IN AN OVEN MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU? I was thinking either that or HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT idk which one's funnier though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 MORE LIKE YOU DONT DO ANYTHING OH **** WAS THAT TOO REAL FOR YOU? I was thinking either that or HEY **** YOU MY BROTHER DIED LIKE THAT idk which one's funnier though. Survey says...option one! What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Survey says...option one! What's the difference between Jews and pizza? People do something right away when a pizza is burned. Yay for the atrocities enabled by apathy and ignorance. no politickin' itt itchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 My favorite part was when that guy (Either Lot or Joab.. can't remember his name) got totally ****ed over by God over a bet with Satan. Job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 26, 2006 Author Share Posted November 26, 2006 i still like mine the best. Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big "Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 You guys never cease to creep me out. On another note, Jmac now has the officially most Osakaish avatar of anyone here. And I applaud it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Your story makes me think of that episode of Rob and Big "Quit tryin' to catch me ridin' dirrrty, coppers." i don't watch that show. i saw like 5 minutes once and it was this episode where big is in the pool wearing a jockstrap. and then they make a bet to see if he can jog for 5 minutes straight and he only did 2 minutes. and then i changed the channel. now that's a good story. =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 But if I don't stick up for President Bush, who will? I'm not about to let the commies win after all this country has been through! Just hate Putin, that satisfies everything without making an ass of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 What did I say about politickin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 We need a Political Rants thread, becuz it cheeses Jmac off, and becuz Samnmax is so straightminded about keeping the subject up. ...just 9 more posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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