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Do you guys ever stumble/trip on your own foot?

 

 

Of course. Hasn't everyone at one point or another in their lives? If not, you are some sort of super-hero, and I love you. If I ever stumble, I always play it off, like I intended to fall flat on my face and break my nose, which then bled profusely everywhere. Or I just stab the person nearest to me in some sort of misguided retribution.

 

 

On a serious note, Halo whatever happened with your Dad going to Iraq? Has he left yet?

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Oh, I've seen the infomercials on tv! Does it work?

 

On another note, each year the 8th graders vote on the school mascot and colors. Any ideas?

We haven't tried it. BUT WE HAVE THE MOTHAF*CKIN JUICER AND BLENDER ATTACHMENTS!!!

 

You school's mascot should be the Psychonauts! And your colors should be green and orange.

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Asking around at school, green's a popular color. I'll nominate that and possibly a goldenrod color. And we're just a junior high, only the high-schools have stable mascots and colors. That just means we get to pick new ones each year. It's a little confusing, but no one watches our school games with such spirit that we are well known. Ditto for other surrounding schools.

 

As a compliment to our ever-changing mascots, an 8th grader gets to design the backdrop for the graduation ceremony that also goes onto the class shirts. I'd like to be the one to do that. Psychonauts? Great, but the school once got in trouble for cop-right infringement (our mascot was once Yosemite Sam). That dancing bear...sheep...thing will be there SOMEHOW, I'll make sure of that. And being me, of course it's going to be anime-style. Those two girls have a pretty nice overall design to use (as long as I make 'em different enough to not get into trouble, and even then, to curry favor with the guys seeing as the mascot is elected, I can only use 1 so there can be a boy too). Me and my friend Abby were talking about it earlier today, and we realized how awesome zombies would be. Or a cerberus. Or killer bees. Or Ravens. Or vampires.

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Grr. I don't like my calculus teacher. He gave me an 80% on my quiz today, because on some of the problems I used a shortcut that I always use in physics. And he always takes off points if I don't round to exactly three decimal points. I don't think I'll like college very much.

she can have it.

 

I was just bored.

Ya great pansy![/scottish accent]

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a farmer buys a sheep dog and this dog's supposed to be REALLY good. so the farmer takes his new sheep dog out to the closest paddock of sheep and he says to the dog "okay boy, you're supposed to be really flash, go round up my sheep for me!" So the dog gets out there and is running around for about five minutes when he brings back all the sheep. The farmer says to him, "okay so how many sheep are there?" the dog looks up and says "40." to this the farmer is alittle surprised and he says "that's impossible! I only bought 38!" the dog looks up and patienly says "There are only 38, but I rounded them up!"

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sorry.

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