St. Jimmy Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Ninja's beat the **** outta pirates AND Samurais. any day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 LUNGFISH! OMG WIN! BLUE SCIENTIST/DENTIST + HUMPBACK ASSISTANT + ROYAL TURTLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Ninja's beat the **** outta pirates AND Samurais. any day. What about knights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoTabby Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Knights are covered in heavy metal plates called armor and the armor dose not protect them at all...just makes them heavier so they move slower they have horses,but a ninja can easily scare it.A ninja is fast they have better weapons, are masters of stealth,etc....A ninja can beat the crap out of a knight easily. By the way Woodnote I never said hi sorry about that... sooo.....umm.......HELLO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodnote Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Knights are covered in heavy metal plates called armor and the armor dose not protect them at all...just makes them heavier so they move slower they have horses,but a ninja can easily scare it.A ninja is fast they have better weapons, are masters of stealth,etc....A ninja can beat the crap out of a knight easily. By the way Woodnote I never said hi sorry about that... sooo.....umm.......HELLO!! Hiya! All ninjas have though are stealth and dinky little shurikens. A pirate could easily dodge the shuriken and destroy the ninjas with a cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 He'd be too drunk to not pass out before he reached it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 We've all seen the simulations people. Ninja's easily dispatch all other enemies out there. See the multitude of my previous posts for confirmation. We really need to get the happy glitter movement going again Mayhem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 Rosie beats them all! ROFL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoTabby Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Nooooo she does not! A ninja can outwit Rosie then kill her or just bribe her with something then kill her and take the item back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poopdogjr Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 Are you implying Rosie O' Donnel can't drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 You know who wins against everyone? The Grim Reaper. I mena, he can touch someone and they're dead. And you can't kill him, cause there'll just be a new one. DDD: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TechnoTabby Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 It's true that the Grim Reaper can kill anyone he wants,but he only kills people who are on his list and no one else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 Hypothetically, the Reaper can win everyone, but like Tabby said; Reapers have strict orders on who's souls they can reap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martmeister Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 I wouldn't say a knight could "easily" dodge a shuriken. Afterall, throwing deadly metal objects and killing people/animals are one of their "core subjects." ....Speaking of badass armor: History Channel showed how the Romans' plated armor deflected scorpion bolts (the siege weapon, not the MK guy or animal). It's a shame civilization went down the ****ter with the Dark Ages else we'd be at least 500 years more advanced. Anyway, getting back on topic. I think the term for ninja mafia is "Yakuza" or "Triads." Ya know, a ninja could be a pirate: "One who preys on others; a plunderer." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted March 31, 2007 Author Share Posted March 31, 2007 Yakuza is just the name of the Japanese mafia in general. The dark ages didn't help humanity any, and killing off the natives in the Americas didn't either. The mayans were bathing 3 times a day and had a functioning sewere system and the Aztecs were performing a crude form of brain surgery while in Europe people were dieing because they were too filthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Hypothetically, the Reaper can win everyone, but like Tabby said; Reapers have strict orders on who's souls they can reap. Orly?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 If you're all going to be so technicall, Shurikens weren't used for killing at all. They were used to make 'clinky' distraction noises. Ninjas are a bi-product of samurai. Samurai -as we all know- are pretty much Japanese nights. Therefore, Ninjas stand together with (European) knights and shake hands with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Anybody wants to eat ninja burgers?? Click Here!!! I am yet to order one burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Wow, thats awesome, I never seen that thing before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 1, 2007 Author Share Posted April 1, 2007 Have you been introduced to The Good Doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Ninja burger is awesome. I'm actually a member of their forums. And I've read the employee manual. And Read heaps upon heaps of their comics. I've part of them for years now actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Oh god. Not this again. Put the thread away, Jimmy. It's over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Hey, let's just all agree thta the only thing that can beat pirates & ninja's is zombies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Oh god. Not this again. Put the thread away, Jimmy. It's over. Nevar! Hey, let's just all agree thta the only thing that can beat pirates & ninja's is zombies! Nevar!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Your undying devotion to this thread is nothing short of inspiring Jimmy *wipes away tear* I give you a medal for your work. *gives medal for his work* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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