Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 They changed the ending in the Hallmark version too, although the Soviet Union had collapsed by then. Christ your starting to sound like the ****ing Exchange Students who uncontrollably start screaming about about Universal Health Care and the National Park system.What? You brought up the whole Animal Farm/Orwell thing. Now go read Lolita. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 What? You brought up the whole Animal Farm/Orwell thing. Now go read Lolita. I don't want to, I don't want to **** kids. You'd be mad if I tied you up and made you read Anthem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I don't want to, I don't want to **** kids. You'd be mad if I tied you up and made you read Anthem. You don't have to want to **** kids. It's a good book. NOW GO READ IT. Or at least see the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Godamnit! The banned book sale is over at Amazon. Now I have to go to Barnes and Noble, or the Library, and every time I go to either place I run into (People who pretend to be smart) pseudo-intellectuals. Every time this happens I go and make some smart ass comment to them and then I get called a fascist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Wow, samnMax. You really know your literature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Godamnit! The banned book sale is over at Amazon. Now I have to go to Barnes and Noble, or the Library, and every time I go to either place I run into (People who pretend to be smart) pseudo-intellectuals. Every time this happens I go and make some smart ass comment to them and then I get called a fascist. Yeah I can't go back to one of the many Starbucks in Cambridge because I called some trust fund fag working on his next novel (he went back to typing it up on his iBook after he ordered) a fag for buying a $8 cup of coffee stuff that took him 5 minutes to order. "Oh hi there I'd like a chai latte with 1.5 pumps of mocha, 1 pump of vanilla, a shot of Brazilian espresso, and a half shot of Arabica expresso with low-fat soy milk from the teat of a Sudanese refugee whose income is greater than $100,000 U.S. per year." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 (LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE ENTIRE 1st FLOOR TO HEAR) STUPID DAD: I think I'm going to pick up some opera, it might stimulate her brain. STUPID MOM: Alright, but no Wagner! We don't want to raise a little Eichmann! STUPID DAD: HAHAHAHAHAHA! STUPID MOM: HAHAHAHAHHAA! ME:COULD YOU PLEASE MOVE (BEING NICE) STUPID DAD: JUST A MINUTE ME: COULD YOU DO IT NOW I HAVE PLACES TO BE (GETTING PISSED) STUPID MOM: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE, WHAT'S THAT? The Virtue of Selfishness?!?! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??! ME: ALRIGHT JUST GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY, I'VE GOT TO BE TO WORK IN AN HOUR, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CRITICIZE YOUR SELECTIONS. STUPID MOM: BEING NICE NEVER HURT ANYBODY (THEN I JUST SHOVED THE BITCH OUT OF MY WAY) STUPID MOM: HEY THIS IS PUBLIC PROPERTY YOU CAN'T DO THAT! FASCIST! STUPID DAD: WHERE ARE YOUR JACKBOOTS HIMMLER?!? (THEN I FLIPPED EM' OFF AND WALKED OUT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Um ... wow ... wait, you're a girl? No offense, but you always were a rather ... nuetral character here ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Um ... wow ... wait, you're a girl? No offense, but you always were a rather ... nuetral character here ... No, where did you get that idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Um ... wow ... wait, you're a girl? No offense, but you always were a rather ... nuetral character here ... 'Tha **** are you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I'll bet she reads alot of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh **** I read that stuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I'll bet she reads alot of Hunter S. Thompson. Oh **** I read that stuff!! I bet she stole some stuff from Huxley's stash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I bet she stole some stuff from Huxley's stash. I believe he used the last of it to off himself. Thompson just shot himself in the head, ****ing emo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Have you been called a fascist more than three times, Eric? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Yes, apparently liking money makes you a fascist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I'd rather be called a fascist than fat. Who is with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Or Smelly, those people smelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I honestly cannot stand smelly people. Smell is usually one of the lesser senses to people, but it plays a big part in my life. I appreciate what my nose does for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Why aren't you guys in South Park? Guest starring makes perfect sense, I mean, c'mon, seriously ... Jmac should be the one to kill Kenny, and SamnMax gets to beat up Cartman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Fascism is dirty stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 pigs are dirty stuff. So is sex with ugly male hookers[/davidfisher] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 George Michael would not agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Author Share Posted November 12, 2006 Clearly you did not watch Last weeks episode of SFU. That guy was grody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Darth_Ave, how did you find out about sex?! They sure are getting kids started young these days. For shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Hey, they teach kids as young as three about the joys of hanky panky these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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