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They changed the ending in the Hallmark version too, although the Soviet Union had collapsed by then. Christ your starting to sound like the ****ing Exchange Students who uncontrollably start screaming about about Universal Health Care and the National Park system.
What? You brought up the whole Animal Farm/Orwell thing. Now go read Lolita.
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Godamnit! The banned book sale is over at Amazon. Now I have to go to Barnes and Noble, or the Library, and every time I go to either place I run into (People who pretend to be smart) pseudo-intellectuals. Every time this happens I go and make some smart ass comment to them and then I get called a fascist.

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Godamnit! The banned book sale is over at Amazon. Now I have to go to Barnes and Noble, or the Library, and every time I go to either place I run into (People who pretend to be smart) pseudo-intellectuals. Every time this happens I go and make some smart ass comment to them and then I get called a fascist.

Yeah I can't go back to one of the many Starbucks in Cambridge because I called some trust fund fag working on his next novel (he went back to typing it up on his iBook after he ordered) a fag for buying a $8 cup of coffee stuff that took him 5 minutes to order.

 

"Oh hi there I'd like a chai latte with 1.5 pumps of mocha, 1 pump of vanilla, a shot of Brazilian espresso, and a half shot of Arabica expresso with low-fat soy milk from the teat of a Sudanese refugee whose income is greater than $100,000 U.S. per year."

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(LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE ENTIRE 1st FLOOR TO HEAR)

STUPID DAD: I think I'm going to pick up some opera, it might stimulate her brain.

STUPID MOM: Alright, but no Wagner! We don't want to raise a little Eichmann!

STUPID DAD: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

STUPID MOM: HAHAHAHAHHAA!

ME:COULD YOU PLEASE MOVE (BEING NICE)

STUPID DAD: JUST A MINUTE

ME: COULD YOU DO IT NOW I HAVE PLACES TO BE (GETTING PISSED)

STUPID MOM: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE, WHAT'S THAT? The Virtue of Selfishness?!?! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU!!??!

ME: ALRIGHT JUST GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY, I'VE GOT TO BE TO WORK IN AN HOUR, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CRITICIZE YOUR SELECTIONS.

STUPID MOM: BEING NICE NEVER HURT ANYBODY

(THEN I JUST SHOVED THE BITCH OUT OF MY WAY)

STUPID MOM: HEY THIS IS PUBLIC PROPERTY YOU CAN'T DO THAT! FASCIST!

STUPID DAD: WHERE ARE YOUR JACKBOOTS HIMMLER?!?

(THEN I FLIPPED EM' OFF AND WALKED OUT)

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