itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 There's this really super-Christian chick at my school, and she keeps a list of everybody she thinks is going to Hell. It's pretty lengthy, I bet most of you'd be on it if she knew youse guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 LOL I knew a girl who had a list of people who she wanted dead in various interesting ways. I did one as well, but only mine was more tongue in cheek and had more humorous death scenes. But hey, I was young, immature, and I wouldn't dream of doing anything like that again. It's also nice to know that someone, somewhere, thinks I'm going to Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Besides Eric's grandma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Who is Eric, and why does his Grandma think I'm going to hell? I'm deeply afraid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 No, I think she's either on her way to offing herself or becoming a lesbian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Unfortunately there are girls out there who have decided to appoint themselves as the matriarch (That is Mother) of all other girls out there, just as unfortunate is the fact that my bitch cousin is one of these girls. Now just about every girl in the County has heard her spiel about my Evil Penis and any other bull**** she might have on mind. I HATE IT I HATE IT! Why does your bitch cousin know about your evil penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I think she found out the hard way...hearing about it through gossip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Why does your bitch cousin know about your evil penis? She doesn't, she doesn't know anything about anything. She's just out to get me. "Honey listen to me, Eric is really really bad, you believe me don't you? Here's what I heard..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 She doesn't, she doesn't know anything about anything. She's just out to get me. "Honey listen to me, Eric is really really bad, he gave me the clap." I'm with itchy on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Dude Eric, I've always wondered: what is it like giving a girl the clap? Is it as magical as it sounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Oh, so you're eric. And your grandmother is a evil lesbian that wants everyone to go to Hell? Dysfunctional much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I'm not Eric, but I have led this one guy at my school to think that's my name for about two years. Gotten everybody to go along with it too. He thinks he's a commie, it's funni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I'm not Eric, but I have led this one guy at my school to think that's my name for about two years. Gotten everybody to go along with it too. He thinks he's a commie, it's funni.My un-botherance to use quote tags made my post quite confusing. I was referring to SamnMax up there. At college, I have a new name beginning with "G" everyday for a guy that probably doesn't deserve the mental trauma that that entails. I'm such a bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 No my Grandma says I'm going to hell because I want to fight with everyone. My cousin is an emo bitch who's slandered my good name. I think shes been through 6 boyfriends this year. On friday I was talking to another girl who is go probably going to break sweet cousins face, I can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 No my Grandma says I'm going to hell because I want to fight with everyone. My cousin is an emo bitch who's slandered my good name. I think shes been through 6 boyfriends this year. On friday I was talking to another girl who is go probably going to break sweet cousins face, I can't wait. Good. That way you can say one of them gave her the clap. I've always found shifting the blame onto someone else is always a sound plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Is your family the sort of family that argues and bickers amongst themselves and calls each other names, but whenever a member of the public outside the family makes a passing comment about one of the family members in a negative way, every single family member turns on that person, and gives him/her such a verbal/physical thrashing that said person will never ever speak again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Nobody has the clap Jesus fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Post one thousand: go! May you kamikaze your way into the history books! Godspeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Nobody has the clap Jesus fag. Well, NOW nobody has the clap. That doctor from the yellow pages must have worked wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 It was Jesus Mutha****er! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Wow, I'm glad I'm a good kid who has bad thoughts. Quick question. Is it wrong to hope someone you REALLY REALLY HOPE THEY DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THEY ARE THE DEVIL hate get's raped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 NOPE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkymonkey Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Wow, I'm glad I'm a good kid who has bad thoughts. Quick question. Is it wrong to hope someone you REALLY REALLY HOPE THEY DIE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE THEY ARE THE DEVIL hate get's raped? It's not very nice, no. Perhaps you could wish on them a marginally less threatening irritating bout of indigestion, or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Your insightful views on religion are indeed food for thought, Eric. Surely, we must wonder, what would constitute as a modern miracle if The Bible was written today? I see no reason why the cleansing of pelvic impurities could not be amongst the list of great deeds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 I never actually said it to her. And by rape, I meant sex with some fat nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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