Zombies Attack! RPG

[Poopdogjr]

 

 

Name: dangeROSS.

Age 21

Male

Skillz: After extensive training with a Ninja running for president has learned sword skillz, Has this neat shield, Can double-jump, has seen Dawn of the Dead a few times so knows how to deal with zombies, Knows Steven Segal, Can summon a dog who carries a really big gun, can draw stuff.

Weaknesses: Pirates, radioactive zombies, jerks, those little styrafoam peanut thingees that come packed in with stuff, Giant Enemy Crabs.

 

 

dangeROSS was on the campaign trail with his mentor/abducter Ninja. Ninja had to go off and do something crazy cool. Like Laundry or something. So dangeROSS was assigned the task of handing out pamphlets and flyers at a local mall. Seeing as it was a public area, he brought along his freakin' awesome sword in case he needed to cut people. Which seemed to be quite a constant occurence.

 

Through some giant cosmic coincidince this same mall was also playing host to many RD forumites, so he thought it would be neat to visit some of them as well. All in all it would be a fun easy assignment. Or so he thought...

 

It went fine for a while. He handed out pamphlets to people. Freakin' chased annoying mallrat teenagers, made buddies with mall cops (who are in fact the highest form of poilcery here in America), and battled evil wizards who were promoting Pirate for president.

 

Eventually he got tired and decided to pass out in the water fountain. Also he was drunk. Hours later, he came to. The mall was now swarming with zombies everywhere. Blood and guts and stuff were flying all over. And people were geting eaten alive. He contemplated what to do. These zombies might actually be registered, and therefore legal voters. It could be an untapped resource for Ninja's election bid. Using his two-way shield, he called Ninja to see what his opinions were on the matter. Ninja answered, but of course could not be seen on the Shield's video because he's a freakin' Ninja.

 

dangeROSS explained the sitiuation, and asked what he should do. There was no response for a few seconds. Then an old lady walked into the camera's view. She was quickly decapitated. Ross nodded approvingly. Then a monkey walked into camera view and urinated on the corpse and started doing a monkey dance. Ross nodded again, understanding what Ninja was communicating to him through Ninja-Language. Finally a magical unicorn came into view and started reciting Shakespeare. The video ended ubruptly. But the message was clear. Ninja wanted this zombies re-killed and if possible wanted their undead votes. It was entirely possible the wizard was still around getting zombie votes for Pirate. And that was not acceptable.

[St. Jimmy]

HO.LY. Shi.t! ^That was not pure genius, That is what pure genius envys, aspires to be, looks up to. That sir, was worthy of any ninja. I take my hat of to you, and any other clothing you desire.

Back to t3h awesomeness.~

 

"Yoink!" St. Jimmy muttered as he took his shoe from the still disoriented Dav'. "Thanks man, I owe you. Keep the soda of awesomeness." He thanked Davin as he put the rot-covered shoe back on. "I got -V- anyway," He leant over and punched through a vending machine to grab the psycho drink. "Actually..." He considered aloud and then passed one to Mayhem and anyone else nearby. "This'll keep you going."

"So, Hundreds, if not thousands of these,..." He poked a fallen zombie with his nasty shoe. "... A whole mall to cover,... does anyone know if the power is down in this place? It's pretty dark. I know most shopping malls have secondary power sources but you never know what these freaked out zombies have done to this place."

"Mayhem, I like your plan."

[Psychochaos3]

Kelvin continually chopped through zombies. When He escaped the crowd. He dashed through and saw two othe RD Forumites.

"Hey. Smon. Hey Zelda." said Kelvin.

 

suddenly a slasher hopped out of no where and attacked Kelvin.

"Not another one. Eat lead f$#%er." said Kelvin as he bombarded the wolfin with bullets.

 

"Whats going on? Why are we all here? Let me guess. A zombie RPG?"said Kelvin.

[DarthAve]

Avery than walked into the situation in a panther costume. "Uh. yeah, while nobody was posting here I tried out for mascot AND MADE IT!"

[zelda 41]

Abby: Hey, Phychocaos. I'm guessin this is like a horrible nightmere like me wearing pink and picking flowers.

Abby shrugged and looked around.

Abby: I'm gonnin for the gun shop up at the Dicks store. Anyone wanna come?

[St. Jimmy]

"Bring back grenades!" Jimmy called after the departing Zelda.

[Miss_Mayhem]

Mayhem shrugged, "I know that some of the power is out, but I suppose the mall isn't working on a single electrical grid, explaining why some lights and other eletrical stuff are still working. Good soda BTY. Seeing as more zombies are on the way, to US, I'm gonna rn now. Coming with?" She then asked, making it quite clear with her quickly fastening pace that she had no trouble just makin' a break for it, "Strength in numbers, right?"

[DarthAve]

"I say we put on store's clothing and pretend to be mannikins. They don't attack plastic!" Ave than went really stiff and pretended to be a mannikin.

[Miss_Mayhem]

"That's not half bad..." Mayhem replied. She quickly ran in and out of a store with 2 small children's mannekin's, "They also make good weapons" She continued to proceed at a quick pace to the elevators with the two 'bodies' in stow.

[St. Jimmy]

"FOOL!" St. Jimmy ran after Mayhem. "You don't go in elevators during a zombie attack! If they manage to break into the elevator while you're still in there you're gone! Was this knowledge not spaketh unto you? I'll come with you, but we're not going in the elevator. We could use the escalator if this place has any. I don't suggest the stairs though, it's too confined."

[Halo_92]

******Profile Change**********************

 

Meanwhile at the gun store, Halo was shoving his pockets full of ammo and handguns. "Man this some crazy s**t." he said to himself. Looking over his shoulder he could make out some Zombies heading his way. He loaded his shotgun up and waited behind a partially broken glass map thingy. As soon as the first went in front of him he blew of the zombie's head. For the next ten minuetes he hoped for somone to come give him a hand, and not literally......

[zelda 41]

Meanwhile, Abby caught up to the gun store and a zombie chased her.

 

Abby: 0.o Z-ZOMBIE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Grabs nearby pistol* DIE ZOMBIE!!!!!

 

She continued to shot at it until she ran out of bullets.

 

Abby:....... snap.....

[Davinq]

Miss a night, this is what happens... :/ I'm going back to forum name too.

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Davinq had slunk away quietly to avoid being caught by zombies in his disorientedness. Taking the elevator to an upper floor of the mall, he took in the surroundings, trying to find a fellow forumite. Suddenly, he saw Abby nearby the gun shop. "Lovely. Another chance to get slimed by zombie guts." Taking a deep breath, he ran off to help her out.

 

Upon arrival, and having taken out a stray zombie here and there on the way, Davinq hurdled over the counter, and frantically searched for the largest boomstick he could find...

[Miss_Mayhem]

"Good, point, escalators then," Mayhem corrected herself. She took sight of the nearest escalotors and dragged Jimmy along, "You have the honor of being my human meat shield" She shrieked and cowered with arms over her head at the sound of gunshots. It was Davinq, Zel and Halo. In her efforts to rescue Dav and salvage a slice of pizza, they had managed to get to the second story, leaving her to lag behind a few seconds worth.

 

'There's a gun store? Then again, this place IS builts over the gates of Hell...' Mayhem thought to herself. "Kay, we grab some guns then we make a run for it!" she shouted as loud as she could. And then the miracle of speed occured once more, and she mad a mad dash to the top of the escalators (with poor, bedraggled Jimmy in tow) and reached her friends. She panted for breath, noting the zombies and infected (thus delusional) shoppers clambering up the escalator steps. "Hand me a gun!" She pleaded ...

[Davinq]

... Davinq complied, grudgingly handing over his large shotgun, and ducking back into the shop to find another.

[Miss_Mayhem]

"Thanks, Dav" Mayhem replied breathlessly, readying the boomstick, her eyes going wide as she saw them enter...

[Davinq]

... There must have been literally thousands of them. Now how can that be possible? Davinq thought. The maximum occupancy sign said 750 people.

"Bring it, bastards!" He cried.

[Psychochaos3]

Kelvin dashed toward the gun store. He made it there and saw Zelda had run out of Ammo. Going to the back oof the store and completely ignoring Zelda's predicament, Psycho/Kelvin bashed the wall and a pile of Bullet packets rained down on him. Quickly reloading and getting to the front of the store. He cocked his Automatic TMP and said "Need some help?" and tossed Zelda some bullet packets.

[Davinq]

The gun shop barricade was doing nicely, but sooner or later they were going to run out of ammo. They Forumites needed to find a way to take control of the situation! But, eh, now what? Davinq thought. "Any suggestions guys? We can't keep this up forever."

[Miss_Mayhem]

Mayhem frowned, he had a point. They had been at it for at least a good 10 minutes (though it felt like hours) and the ammo was quickly running short, forcing them to scrounge. Sadly, the gun store wasn't supplied with as many bullets as it had guns. Perhaps the zombies were being stalled well enough...

 

"A Molotov cocktail!" Mayhem blurted, "Someone has to find a glass bottle, fill it with liquor then stuff some cloth down it. You set it on fire with a lighter and then throw 'em at the bastards. While they're busy cooking we can make a run for it"

[DarthAve]

"Already ahead of you." Avery was holding a bottle of champagne. "I was planning on getting plastered before dying, but you have better uses." Ave tossed Mayhem the champagne and a used hankerchief from her coat pocket. "Now, just fire."

[Davinq]

Davinq produces a packet of matches from his back pocket. Unfortunately, he was very bad at lighting matches, and it took ten tries to get one to stay lit. Then, Davinq took the hankerchief, glass, and champagne, lit it...

[Psychochaos3]

KABOOM!!!!!!!!!

"Well, that fixed the problem" said Psycho. He knew more would come.

"Barricade the doors. Hurry!" screamed Kelvin as he and the other Forumites continued to lock the doors. they all knew those wouldn't last long.

 

"All I got left are blade weapons. Katanas, spears, chainsaws, you name it. We need a plan to get more ammo. I think there's a secret supply in the basement. We can't get to it, so load up on anything you can find." said Psycho.

 

Luckily, they were in the perfect part of the mall. Around them were the hunting store, the sports store, the gun shop, the gardening shop(complete with chainsaws), and a KBtoys.

 

Ave, Dav, Mayhem, Zelda, and Psycho. They all loaded up to be ready for the soon to come Zombie invasion.

 

(Explain your characters current Artillery on your posts)

[DarthAve]

Ave loaded up on a bow and arrow(since she hit the target a few times during archary), more alcohol for molotof cocktails, a gun thing that shot lazer beams, and a series collection of SFU for when she had some down time.

[Halo_92]

Ready to kill, Halo loaded his M12 Shotgun.(The one from halo 2) Looking around at the battle-weary forumites, he knew there was no chance of survival.