Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 1) The rumors of my death are greatly exageratted. I am not dead. Yet. 2) I am pleased to announce to you all that I'm engaged to marry. Which will eventually mean children. All previous agreements to be hier to the throne are now canceled. We appologize for the inconvienience. You will be now turned back to your regularly scheduled programming, have a nice day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 W... w.. w.. wait!?! you didnt mention that over the phone!! and it's "Rumors of me being a corpse are greatly exageratted... I cut yet do I not bleed!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 What is it with all the forummers getting hitched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 Congrats Cracken! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 congrats. she's the one you had to split your job for right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I think it was something else he split Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 6, 2006 Author Share Posted December 6, 2006 Yeah, she had to transfer to another mcdonalds in our franchise. But it's all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 Congratulations. May your marriage be an institute of love, rather than just an institute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 UPDATE: Relationship over. Back to being single. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Paperlapapp. She'll come back. They always come back. But, Sire, if she did hurt you, do not forget to adhere to the principle of the Fnck-O-Revenge!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 sorry to hear that dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Yeah, she had to transfer to another mcdonalds in our franchise. But it's all good. blimey! whats with people and relationships lately (ill call ya about it k. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 *listens to the wind blowing and the crickets chirping* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 *stops the wind* Didn't you hear, since I have returned, wind has been banned. As has happiness and freedom. Sorry. --Mgmnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 Hohoho. Someone needs a [bleep]. Quick, tie him to the billard table and call 555-KLINGONWHIPS for immediate anal revelation. *r* *u* *n* *s* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 11, 2006 Share Posted December 11, 2006 bout damn time too!! just fighting communism one democrat at a time!! ... or was it 'one republican at a time' *shrugs* bah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 11, 2006 Author Share Posted December 11, 2006 Someone needs to be banned... and it's not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swphreak Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Can I do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 so who called it off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted December 12, 2006 Share Posted December 12, 2006 Can I do it? *walks in with just a bra and high heels* You can do me.. .. rawrrr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 13, 2006 Author Share Posted December 13, 2006 INAPPROPRIATE RAY! For that, you must now appease me with... a shrubbery! And a Herring! Ni! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15:Mutal agreement. And that's all that will be said on the subject. And I'm dead serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuicidalXWing Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Ha, I totally have you beat Crackhead. Already got the wife, and she just popped out our little one 3 weeks ago. I actually came in to where ya work on Black Friday. You handed me my double cheeseburger ketchup only, it was delicious. Holy ****aki I haven't posted here in months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue15 Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 HEY SXW!!!!!! congrats on the wife and child! SXW FTW!!!111111111 damn its late! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted December 14, 2006 Share Posted December 14, 2006 Hey SXW, this news and you dont TRY AN' CALL ME!?!?!!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted December 14, 2006 Author Share Posted December 14, 2006 SWX, and you didn't yell at me to post? How dare you. Though I probably woulda just looked at you funny, since we were a tad busy. (Understatement of the YEAR) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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