Poopdogjr Posted January 11, 2007 Share Posted January 11, 2007 Wait, so space-bears lay eggs and when pandas are done keeping them warm, storks deliver them to our parents with rockey boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Is that how babies are born... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 C'mon Mr. Jap, I won't believe it till I see it, besides I know how much you enjoy showing off, its mutually beneficial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 No. Angels mold babies from the tears of pandas and kittens and play-doah. When a pregancy test comes back positive (those things are highly innacurate, ya know) this signals the storks to fly up to heaven and steal a baby [or 2]. This is dangerous since the angels are very protective and try to shoot them down. Many good storks die so one couple can dredge through the laborious joys of parenthood with a single child (till another test is + of course). If/when they succed, they deliver the baby. Duh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Oh... Mrs. Burton taught it all wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Hey Mayhem, Call me! I'm supposed to let Tony know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 1. EDIT POST BUTTON Â 2. Babies are made when a mommie and daddy do somthing that is VERY BAD until you are married. With the exception of being drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 12, 2007 Author Share Posted January 12, 2007 Or high... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 No, I'm pretty sure what I said was right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 When the Penis and Vagina meet do they shake hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 That isn't baby makage -- that's just plain ol' SeX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Baby's come from when little girls and little boys do the nasty in the bushes. And boys, REMEMBER, if you do IT before marriage it will fall off. Girls should REMEMBER that if they do IT before marriage it will be sealed shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 ??? Hmm. I have to tell you. With me mentioning little girls and little boys you should've gone for: Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I wasn't trying to think of the most despicable person possible. Â Heres a topic for debate. Windu6, GNAA troll, or ****ing dumbass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 I wasn't trying to think of the most despicable person possible. Heres a topic for debate. Windu6, GNAA troll, or ****ing dumbass? Nah son. Hubbard diddled little kids on his boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Anything goes on international waters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted January 12, 2007 Share Posted January 12, 2007 Nah son. Hubbard diddled little kids on his boat. I knew that, thats why he's dispicable. Anything goes on international waters. That being the reason that The Pirate Bay is trying to buy Sealand, I'd even let them have some of my nice money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 I'd rather buy Castle Dracula for $78 mil. Would never have to worry about getting laid ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 That's a good thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Yes. Don't worry, I'll explain it to you when you are older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 How old do you think I am? I've seen and read alot. Not that inocent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Not that inocent. Â You are quoting Britney Spears and misspelling innocent. You are too young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turtlefreak Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 Not intetionally. And not that young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 My bet is younger than sixteen, and that's too low for the Bry-guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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