Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 This is an idea that I got when I saw one about Eragon on another forum... You know your addicted to SW when.... 1. You carry around a piece of metal and when someone asks you about it, you say "This is my lightsaber!", and then you also say "Don't make me kill you!" 2. You legally get your name changed to Anakin, Padme, Obi-wan, Yoda, or Leia 3. You cry when Anakin turns to the Darkside 4. You cry when Anakin "dies" in the lava 5. You cry when Padme dies 6. You say, "The Force is strong with you, Young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet." 7. You attempt to kill your enemy with the Force 8. You dress like a Jedi 9. When your parents/friends think it's normal because you dress like that all the time 10. You cut off your son's hand and say, "Don't worry, R2 can make you a prosthetic hand." 11. When you talk to a poster, with Anakin or Padme on it, about Star Wars 12. You say in your final seconds before death, "Train the boy." (Got anymore, I'd like to hear them...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Master Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When: 1. You have a Vader T-shirt that says: "Who's your Daddy?" 2. Buy your girlfriend a bikini like the one Leia wore on RoTJ 3. When you hire bodyguards and make them dress as Imperial Guards :Edit: @Anaking below: Ha HA, very funny Dragon boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 2. Buy your girlfriend a bikini like the one Leia wore on RoTJ But then you'd have to dress up like Jabba the Hutt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Adidas Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 13. When you join LF! 14 When someone says... Would you shut up about Star Wars for just one second! 15 You have dreams about marrying Padme! 16 When your parents forbid you from Saying Star Wars in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Kered Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When: 17.) you can quote every movie word for word. 18.) talking like Yoda you will be. 19.) you ask your mom if you can have a Wookie for a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Adidas Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Or.... Start roaring in your sleep. Brushing up your hair like Han Solo to look cool. Somes annoys you and pull out a glowy thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 or someone threatens the world and you say "The ability to destroy an entire planet is insignificant compared to the power Force." You start learning mulage makeup, so you'll look like Sion You decide to make yourself age faster, so you'll look like Palpatine or Kreia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithRevan Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Or 1.)When you buy a $600 cotume off of ebay to look like Darth Revan. 2.)When you start saying "May the force serve you well". 3.)When you start using Atton's crummy pick up line from Kotor to meet woman. 4.)Then last but not least when you hear George Lucas's name and start bowing and trying to make offerings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 or when someone cuts the cheese, you say, Pee yousa! when you see a girl you like you say "Are you an Angel?" with huge eyes you call your girlfriend Padme, and you have her call you Anakin (Guyz) you call your boyfriend Anakin and you have him call you Padme (Girlz) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Adidas Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When you buy a falcon and try to ride it but it pecks you. You tell someone to do somethig and then change your mind. Execute Order 66! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyMojo Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When someone disagree with you, and you reply "I find you lack of faith disturbing" When you call a Ford Ka an X-wing. When you raise your kids not to become president, but rather emperor. At a funeral you said "Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 When you teach your kids not to become politians, because you believe they are corrupt When you decide to start a war, to which you are the leader on both sides When you train an apprentice, and then s/he kills you in your sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When your real-life friends call you by your lucasforums username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithRevan Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When your mom calls you by your LF username. Also when you get into a fight you yell "For Mandalore". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 When you travel to another Continent or Country you call it Telos or Nar Shaddaa. When you get in a fight you yell, "For the Jedi!" or "For the Sith!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When you say, "You can't win, the force is with me," to an enemy and try to force choke him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Adidas Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 When you walk around with a funny helmet on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Act and wear like Carth. Then shout when fight with others: "For the Republic!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted January 21, 2007 Author Share Posted January 21, 2007 ^Above: Not "For the Jedi!" Instead, it should be: "For the Republic!" Actually the Jedi yell, "For the Jedi!" and the Republic troopers yell, "For the Republic!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milo Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 You steal the diamond from your wife's wedding ring so you can put it in your "lightsaber". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Adidas Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 yes only if its crystal though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 you read wookiepedia day to night nonstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KotO[REvan] Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 You know your addicted to Star Wars when: You create a Mando'a dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 -Instead of having kids, you order a completely unaltered clone of yourself made. -You refer to dollars/pounds/euros/pesos/(whatever currency your country uses) as credits. -You post in this thread. -You rage out whenever someone decides against anything to do with Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Adidas Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 and then you pull tejri arms off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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