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As a mod, I have no problem with dicks. Also, it's terrible when your bowels cause you to get out of bed and run to the restroom every hour that you're trying to sleep. Seriously, I can't remember eating enough for this to be possible. I'm afraid I crapped out my bezoar and lost all of my magics.

 

Also Ray, I'm a legal adult now. When can I expect the onslaught of sex/drugs to begin?

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Wearing women's clothes appears to be very handy when you plan on laying the bi twins from down the block and their lesbian girlfriends.

 

Well "dicks" is not the answer. Darn.

No, so ain't "dicksucker". "****s", however is.

 

When can I expect the onslaught of sex/drugs to begin?
As soon as you're mentally strong enough to handle the excessive apperceptive distortions caused by some decent overdose-natured acid trips which will follow you for the next 13 months or the like.
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OH ****ING JOY, I get to spend my otherwise great Values in Lit Class with Princess Bitch, Bible Bitch, and the chick who wants me dead. The only good that can come from this is my Uncle trying to make me listen to some of his BULL****, I have this great bit I developed where I compare his kids to items you would find in the bargain bin.

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Hey now, I would've never seen Natural Born Killers if it wasn't in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. In other news, around 1:30 AM today while I was trying to sleep, my cat jumped from the floor directly onto my head. I flung her across the room out of reflex because I was startled and feared for the safety of my noggin. Felt really bad about it afterwards.

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No. I was talking to him in my dream but He wasn't talking back and I don't have the stones to call him a jerk but He knows that the thought crossed my mind so I still have to explain that one. It was funny because a nuclear bomb went off and there was a blinding flash of the light and all the ghetto thugs decided they wouldn't get another chance to shoot up the school and one of them yelled "I am the devil and I come to do the devil's work" and I was surprised that he knew the allusion.

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