Shmargin Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 Man, sometimes I wnder why everyone hates Mondays. Then I wake up Monday morning after 4 hours of sleep and remember why. Good ol work.
Ray Jones Posted January 22, 2007 Posted January 22, 2007 I love mondays. Because usually I wake up remembering how many ****s I've had last weekend, and how cool it is that I went to bed only 2 hours ago after a spontaneous visit to a party with drugs and even more sex. Wow. Being totally adult totally sucks totally.
SyntheticGerbil Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Are we allowed to say dicks, Ray? Or is it ****s? ****s? Or just ****s? Are you making a gay joke, a promiscuous joke, or just using weird grammar again?
SyntheticGerbil Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Well "dicks" is not the answer. Darn.
itchythesamurai Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 As a mod, I have no problem with dicks. Also, it's terrible when your bowels cause you to get out of bed and run to the restroom every hour that you're trying to sleep. Seriously, I can't remember eating enough for this to be possible. I'm afraid I crapped out my bezoar and lost all of my magics. Also Ray, I'm a legal adult now. When can I expect the onslaught of sex/drugs to begin?
Samnmax221 Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Heheehehe Didn't have to go to School today.
Shmargin Posted January 23, 2007 Author Posted January 23, 2007 I love how on this forum, any post about anything, has a 99.9% to be about something totally different by the second if not the first reply. No seriously, I really do love it, this is the only damn forum I goto. CAUSE WE ROCK!
itchythesamurai Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Aw, you should join Samnmax and I in wreaking havoc upon the Psychonauts forum. Dude Eric, how'd you weasel out of school today??
Samnmax221 Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Teacher in-service nobody had to go, except the silly kids at the Christian School. If Jezuz is so great why doesn't he get you out of School?! huh?!?!? huh!?!?!?!
itchythesamurai Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 You are so going to eat those words when the Second Coming rolls around.
Samnmax221 Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Getting off today was worth an eternity in hell, so is plain old getting off.
itchythesamurai Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 If it's any consolation, it probably wouldn't be an eternity in Hell. Eventually there's supposed to be some epic Holy War where Hell and its inhabitants are destroyed I think, so it's kind of a lucky break.
Samnmax221 Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Complete destruction of matter, I thought that was impossible?!!? I guess thats why god would think of it.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 I'm ditching to miss the talent show. ****ing emo faggots reading bad poetry. woe is me for i am wounded; surrounded by darkness, and cigarette smoke; i cut myself to draw attention; then wear women's clothes, and **** total strangers
Ray Jones Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Wearing women's clothes appears to be very handy when you plan on laying the bi twins from down the block and their lesbian girlfriends. Well "dicks" is not the answer. Darn. No, so ain't "dicksucker". "****s", however is. When can I expect the onslaught of sex/drugs to begin?As soon as you're mentally strong enough to handle the excessive apperceptive distortions caused by some decent overdose-natured acid trips which will follow you for the next 13 months or the like.
Samnmax221 Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 OH ****ING JOY, I get to spend my otherwise great Values in Lit Class with Princess Bitch, Bible Bitch, and the chick who wants me dead. The only good that can come from this is my Uncle trying to make me listen to some of his BULL****, I have this great bit I developed where I compare his kids to items you would find in the bargain bin.
itchythesamurai Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Hey now, I would've never seen Natural Born Killers if it wasn't in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart. In other news, around 1:30 AM today while I was trying to sleep, my cat jumped from the floor directly onto my head. I flung her across the room out of reflex because I was startled and feared for the safety of my noggin. Felt really bad about it afterwards.
Ray Jones Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 I, however, went to bed at 0200, and all was fine.
Samnmax221 Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 The unstable chicks won't stop coming around, leave me the **** alone!!!!!! I am not interested in your weepy stories about your nutty family, or in your attempts at self injury!!! GTFO!!!!!!!!
Ray Jones Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Hey! Don't forget, those who seek "understanding" are easy to lay.
itchythesamurai Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I, however, went to bed at 0200, and all was fine. Funny, I woke up today at two AM after a dream about the arrival of the impending nuclear holocaust. Five minutes to midnight people, it's going to happen.
Ray Jones Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 I think this is kind of misinformation. Because I've deferred my plans.
itchythesamurai Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 No. I was talking to him in my dream but He wasn't talking back and I don't have the stones to call him a jerk but He knows that the thought crossed my mind so I still have to explain that one. It was funny because a nuclear bomb went off and there was a blinding flash of the light and all the ghetto thugs decided they wouldn't get another chance to shoot up the school and one of them yelled "I am the devil and I come to do the devil's work" and I was surprised that he knew the allusion.
Samnmax221 Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Tell him that I don't believe in him next time you see him.
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