Rock, Paper, Scissors

[Totenkopf]

Unfortunately for Marvin, the POV gun has an embedded AI chip that goes berserk and turns itself on Marvin. Bye bye, Marvin.

[Ztalker]

But, in revenge, Ford spanks Hal with his towel and Hal get's knocked down anyways

[Totenkopf]

Unfortunately, in his successful attempt to crack Hal with a wet towel, Ford (Fairlane? Prefect? Who exactly?) slides in a puddle of water, loses his balance and cracks open his own skull, his poor pink brains oozing everywhere. Still slightly off kilter, HAL merely looks down and bellows out a deep throaty laugh that shakes its mainframe.

[HK-42]

The mattress,who marvin once told a speech he said to , picks up the towel and strangles Hal. (Yes a talking matress read the life the universe and everything)

[topshot]

However, Adam West started jumping on the mattress.

[Davinq]

The odd pair meets Mr. Fire, who promptly engulfs Mr. West and Mrs. Mattress in flames.

[Totenkopf]

Unfortunately, this occurred on a water ride and Mr. Fire was promptly extinguished.

[Davinq]

The water ride ran out into a kiddie pool made mine field, and their charred remains are promptly incinerated.

[Totenkopf]

And quickly drowned out by the flood of water from the newly damaged water ride.

[Rinku]

Which was sucked up by aliens who need water to run their spaceship that looks like a giant can of spam.

[Totenkopf]

Which was then promptly transported back into the Monty Python Spam skit and destroyed so as to serve the spam within.

[topshot]

The spam, however, was far too clever for that trick and developed an anti-teleportation ray.

[Totenkopf]

Which, due to sloppy engineering, exploded in a power surge, vaporizing the spam.

[Rinku]

turing the Monty Python skit into "no spam" thus ending the career of the actors in monty python, causing WWIII.

[Totenkopf]

Which was quickly negotiated to a peaceful conclusion by the cast who then gained a new purpose in life.

[Darth Avlectus]

One day many years later, anime characters are suddenly made into real people.

[Totenkopf]

....and they become soo despondent about the state of the real world that they all commit suicide.

[Darth Avlectus]

So immortals Dr. Hax and Hack Benjamin have it out in the graveyard where the anime-characters-turned-real-subsequently-suicidal are all buried, and fight an endless brutal war.

[Totenkopf]

Which ends too soon b/c Big Baby finds out you're financing your eternal war w/his muther effing $$.