CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Yes, what do you take me for? An Englishman? Can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 No comprendo. Are you or are you not the fifth man to confirm that the moon is not made of cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I am, and am not, cheese is good, the moon is not, I wish that the two were one. You like cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith'ari Darth Bane Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 I'm a man not a mouse. Parlez vous francais? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Nicht verstehen. Wakarimas-ka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Nein, dummkopf:D Was ist los? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Nichts, aber Ich verstehe keine Deutsch. Why were you selling crack to day care workers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 23, 2009 Share Posted April 23, 2009 Because they need it to stay alert. Why were you selling pot to the President? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 B/c.....he was out of weed, man. Have you seen it on weed?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 26, 2009 Share Posted April 26, 2009 No. I don't plan too. Have you seen it!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Of course I have: it's long furry and growing out of your butt. Where did head-banging come form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 People who used their toilets for drums. Who's on the $30 bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 The guy on the oatmeal canister of course. Why did Earnest P. Worrel cross the lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 He was chasing after Vern. Why does Earnest do anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Because he never knew when to quit. Why does Jake the fat cook always insist on everything in all the earnest movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 B/c it's in the script. Why can't we ever see Vern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Because he's always hiding behind the camera. Why does Earnest have a different pet in most movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Because each pet ends up on the craft table when the movie wraps up. What happened to all of Ernest's money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 It went to surgery for Jim Varney's colon cancer...which ultimately failed anyway. (R.I.P.) Why won't Hulk Hogan just die already? (I just know Terry Bolea is watching this and gonna come after me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 B/c he hasn't punished you yet for that question. Is there dignity in humiliation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Only if the humiliation is a reward. Why is Anderson coming back later? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 To avoid you, the causer of problems....and humiliation:D Why are our questions so stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 I is tree and a haf years old. Where is the man in the moon these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 He took a trip to Mars, where the Martians sacrificed him to Bob, the Almighty. Where is Bob the Almighty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Bob said not to tell you. What are you gonna do when Bob finds you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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