Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 It's the only way GTA makes any sense. Why the @#$* do you care whether the Road Runner ever gets caught by Wily E Coyote or not?
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Because if we didn't, then the cartoon wouldn't be cool, or even successful....it has brainwashed us.... Why does GTA not make sense when Totenkopf doesn't drink?
Alkonium Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Because when Totenkopf doesn't drink, you do. Why is that?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 B/C Totenkopf has designated himself a special time to drink. It isn't that I don't make sense, it's that you're just not sober enough. Why is it that every time I come here, Commander Q is ruining stuff?
Alkonium Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 He secretly wants you dead. Why not get it over with then?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 B/C it's already over with. What is the meaning of having a meaning?
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 To ruin you. I have succeeded. That is meaning. It isn't over with. Why are you trying to stop me?
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 To confuse people. What is mother doing in that tree over there?
CommanderQ Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Not something we should know about. What made you see that??
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Must be all the crack. Why is it every time wicked clowns gouge out their eyes with ice picks, they can't see for **** until they regen their eyeballs?
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Temporary hysterical blindness. When are you going to make GTA clean out his monkey cages?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Never, besides, all those monkeys kind of follow me around just 'cuz... and breed prolificly... Why is it every Thursday, Anderson comes and orders Large fries, pie, and large coffee, before he goes to the foot doctor?
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 B/c the foot doctor uses the barter system of payment. Where does Anderson get all that money from?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 He stole it from you...Dammit, quit leaving your safe open. I told you. Why doesn't Hulkamania just die already?
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 B/c Anderson is using all my stolen money to finance it. Where is Anderson?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Trying to get into the mile high club. (you better stop him) Who's goin' Chicken huntin'?
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Anderson, he likes to drop bombs on the chickens....makes pretty pictures he thinks. Why is the Riffy Cat doing a jig on Tommy Devido's face?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 I don't know, you'll have to ask her...or him...or whatever RC is..... I must not be ugly enough for Groucho to forget.
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2009 Posted May 11, 2009 Groucho's dead and only remembers the Orion slave girl he shared w/James T Kirk. Where is the galaxy far, far away anyhow?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 12, 2009 Posted May 12, 2009 Somewhere. Why is the word "thingies" so cool?
Totenkopf Posted May 12, 2009 Posted May 12, 2009 B/c it's so close to "thongies". Why does a bear crap in the woods?
Alkonium Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 He doesn't, he has to put it in a bag like everyone else. What makes crowbars to awesome?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 B/C Marv and Harry used them in Home Alone. Why is that six armed snake woman not dead yet?
Totenkopf Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 She has a stronger grasp on life than the average person. What is Dr. Who doing in the Tardis anyway?
Darth Avlectus Posted May 13, 2009 Posted May 13, 2009 So he can look like a "tard"...you silly. Quit putting staples in that horse's genitals, dammit!
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